JFL! Clavicular proved bonesmashing doesnt work

[iblamesols]

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Not a single mm in the zygos or chin. Keep up the cope lol

 

[iblamesols]

@Clavicular how long till you get at least half a mm? Jfl go get an implant instead of roiding for men

 

[ey88]

He didn’t need to prove it, everyone already knew it didn’t work

 

[Deleted member 81734]

this guy is such a pigfaced dork, idk how anyone can take him srsly

 

[Deleted member 75987]

He's just a huge troll lol

 

[fluoride1337]

Don’t ever speak like that about my glorious king Clavicular.

Clavicular.

Boy oh boy, where do I even begin. Clavicular... my master slayer, my PSL god. I have admired you ever since I first laid eyes on your posts. The way you talk about 'slaying beckies' with such confidence, your dedication to nuking DHT with dutasteride, and your relentless pursuit of perfection through roiding and other looksmaxxing tactics—it all strikes fear into the heart of mere normies. Your willingness to go to any lengths for that ideal jawline, even if it means battling a bit of bloat—that's true dedication. We all know it's just temporary water retention from your cycle, anyway.

You've had your ups and downs, but you never gave up hope in the looksmaxxing journey. You're even more amazing when you drop knowledge bombs on the forum; sometimes I even call you my sensei. I forever dread the day you might step away from the game. I'd sacrifice my ownlife if it meant giving you a permanent +2 to your PSL.

You've given me so much joy and inspiration over the years. I remember when you hit a plateau with your looksmaxxing efforts—it was like my heart broke into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my eye when I saw you push through with a new regimen, because deep down, my glorious king Clavicular never stops. I just wanted you to reach that next level. And finally, you did, my sweet aesthetics guru reached his peak and I rejoiced. 2024 was a rough year, but your transformation made history happen. You led the incels to the Promised Land of Becky's DMs, and I couldn't believe it.

I was crying, bawling even, when I read your post where you declared, 'BOUNCERMAXXING IS JUST THE BEGINNING!' Not only have you changed the game of looksmaxxing forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And even though you're bulking right now, we all know it's part of the master plan, my bloated yet beautiful king. I love you, my glorious king, Clavicular.