thekey
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Jfl is a terrible little nigga. He runs this forum and is very well known. But he has many dark secrets. In reality, he is a terrible fella, and he is a terrible emoticon, heart eye mogs him.
Everyone loves jfl, but the thing you dont know, is that hes a fella of the freemasons, and is a scary fucking nigger.
First off, jfl is a faggy, people might think hes straight because hes so popular and it would be easy for him to get girls, but whenever a man behind the screen reacts to something with jfl, jfl gets erect and super horny. And when a foid sneaks onto the forum and reacts with a jfl, he doesnt like it at all, he spits on the floor and only likes dudes reacting with him. Very gay.
Second of all, he is not only a faggy freemason, but a criminal. He is apart of NLM, and is responsible for all of the events caused by it. Hes very sinister. He kidnaps little jits and distributes cp. Yes. He does that too. But rumors have gone around that he has only made one video so far because the rest of the kids dnr him and escape his faggy ass. The only successful video was with one of those niggas pretending to be a kid, which I guess counts.
3rd of all, jfl isnt just a regular guy. Not only is he a faggy freemason thats apart of nlm and is sinister, but is also a shapeshifting lizard person.
How else would he look like that? Hes not a regular guy, hes a lizard. He doesnt just watch gore, he is the gore. He kills lizard people, 3 last week, to maintain his cover. I saw the scales. The eyes. Look at jfls eyes, hes obviously a lizard fella. He watches you always, making sure you behave on org. Thats why niggas get banned so quick, if someone reacts with a jfl, he instantly snitches to the mods. Thats why I got banned for posting damian katers of, because 4 niggys reacted with jfls.
Conclusion
Hes an alien lizard imposter watching you while you sleep, making sure you behave on org. Every time you jfl someone, you are cursing them, and jfl uses them as fuel to further thrive. He is using us as batteries. He is the CEO of org, and nlm, and the lizard people. Hes gay, eats fellow lizard people, distributes cp, and hes watching you right now. If you dont believe me, just look at that photo. Do you see a normal guy? Or a lizard?
He is the greatest lie ever told. Hes a fella of the night, a king of the dark web, and most importantly, a lover of Numbthepain.
Wake up, the lizard people are here, and their leader is jfl. And hes gay.
#Jfl #LizardPeople #thekey #Gay #CP #Fella #WakeUp
