JFL if you don't dolphinmaxx

[Golang]

Stop trying too looksmax like an absolute retard to get females attention and just go for dolphins instead



For lazy faggot who don't want to see the video, I'll summarize it for you:

This subhuman went to a park in Florida where he swam with a female dolphin. The dolphin wanted his human cock so badly that she even masturbated with his feet (jfl no women will do that unless you're Omega Chad).

And before any of you faggot say "cOpe, sHiie woOuLD'be cuOckED hiiM folr a dolphin chad hahaha ," stfu and know that before they closed the park, the owner placed a male dolphin in the same pool as her, AND SHE STILL WANTED THE SUBHUMAN'S COCK INSTEAD JFL!!!!

Dolphins can also experience and feel true love for you, unlike the primal and beast-like female human, even if you're a disgusting subhuman like myself, I'm ded srs. After they freed the dolphin, she literally DROWNED PURPOSELY BECAUSE SHE WASN'T WITH HIS SUBHUMAN LOVER!!! Jfl, get me a woman who would do that for you, they wouldn't even sacrifice themselves if you were Tera Chad, and they would leave your ass if you looksmin hard.

Stop coping, just dolphinmaxx and find true love.

Spoiler: [NSFW]

vs.

Your choice buddy boyos

Volcel if you wouldn't do it with this intelligent and majestic animal and prefer to do with a human girl instead

 

[PubertyMaxxer]

 

[Golang]

You laugh but I'm ded srs.

It's over for you buddy boyo, you were rejected by your cush who was literally Quasimodo's looksmatch jfl. I would rope if I were you, imagine asking out a subhuman girl, get rejected, and be called a creep jfl.

FYI a dolphin would never do that.

Dolphin mogs to oblivion jfl kys

 

[PubertyMaxxer]

You laugh but I'm ded srs.

It's over for you buddy boyo, you were rejected by your cush who was literally Quasimodo's looksmatch jfl. I would rope if I were you, imagine asking out a subhuman girl, get rejected, and be called a creep jfl.

FYI a dolphin would never do that.

Life is a joke for sub barret men

 

[Golang]

I forgot to add that Dolphins has some INSANE forward growth that mogs every human girl in existence.

You mirin that maxilla and jaw forward growth?

 

[PubertyMaxxer]

You laugh but I'm ded srs.

It's over for you buddy boyo, you were rejected by your cush who was literally Quasimodo's looksmatch jfl. I would rope if I were you, imagine asking out a subhuman girl, get rejected, and be called a creep jfl.

FYI a dolphin would never do that.

Dolphin mogs to oblivion jfl kys

 

[Golang]

vs.

My onitie jaw mogs yours to oblivion, and has a thick and clean skin compared to your crushe's.

You mirin dolphin's collagen?

Swallow the dolphin pill already, cute white boi

 

[PubertyMaxxer]

vs.

My onitie jaw mogs yours to oblivion, and has a thick and clean skin compared to your crushe's.

You mirin dolphin's collagen?

Swallow the dolphin pill already, cute white boi

 

[john2]

How big and deep is it's hole, man?

Does it give good head too, man?

 

[Golang]

How big is it's hole, man?

Does it give good head too, man?

Dolphin's pussy can contract and tighten it at will to maximize pleasure and release a fluid that can make you keep ejaculating and having orgasms non-stop.

Find me a woman who can do that, jfl, you can't, because 99.98% of female humans have their pussies loosed after being constantly ravaged by 12-inch cocks from Chads and Tyronnes.

 

[Deleted member 4645]

And before any of you faggot say "cOpe, sHiie woOuLD'be cuOckED hiiM folr a dolphin chad hahaha ," stfu and know that before they closed the park, the owner placed a male dolphin in the same pool as her, AND SHE STILL WANTED THE SUBHUMAN'S COCK INSTEAD JFL!!!!

Caged. Threads on here are reaching unparalleled autism level

 

[Andros]

 

[Golang]

Caged. Threads on here are reaching unparalleled autism level

The only thing autistic in this forum are closet faggots sucking Barret's lesbian cock and crying because they don't look like him.

I'm giving a real solution here.

 

[Deleted member 4645]

The only thing autistic in this forum are closet faggots sucking Barret's lesbian cock and crying because they don't look like him.

I'm giving a real solution here.

Lesbian cocks ain't homo tho

 

[PubertyMaxxer]

The only thing autistic in this forum are closet faggots sucking Barret's lesbian cock and crying because they don't look like him.

I'm giving a real solution here.

Mirin

Lesbian cocks ain't homo tho

 

[Deleted member 5204]

This thread goes hard ngl


just like my cock in a dolphin :jfl:

 

[Golang]

People in this forum are actually autistic. I'm giving a real solution to your problems yet you decide to laugh instead.

Let see who will be laughing when all of you are 30, lonley, and hugless virgins faggots who will lurk in r/MGTOW while I cross the ocean with my oneiti

 

[Limbo]

Mogs me

 

[PubertyMaxxer]

JFL IF YOU ARENT DOLPHINMAXXING IN 2020

 

[UnderCovrN0rmie]

i think female ostriches have to be very carefully looked after too because they can just decide one day "hey humans mog male ostriches i'm not gonna mate with them anymore"

 

[Xander578]

jfl based thread, i need to fuck a dolphin asap

 

[Golang]

jfl based thread, i need to fuck a dolphin asap

Me after ascending

 

[Xander578]

Me after ascending

Looks ideal tbh, dolphins don't have roast beef vaginas

 

[Aesthetic]

Dolphin's pussy can contract and tighten it at will to maximize pleasure and release a fluid that can make you keep ejaculating and having orgasms non-stop.

Find me a woman who can do that, jfl, you can't, because 99.98% of female humans have their pussies loosed after being constantly ravaged by 12-inch cocks from Chads and Tyronnes.

ME CATCHING A DOLPHIN RN

Here i am swimming with bae

 

[Deleted member 4645]

ME CATCHING A DOLPHIN RN

Here i am swimming with bae

Yo be careful man this is Alicia and she's been with like 3 other male dolphins IRCC

 

[BrettyBoy]

Beastiality, man.

 

[Aesthetic]

Yo be careful man this is Alicia and she's been with like 3 other male dolphins IRCC

Quick reminder

Dolphin's pussy can contract and tighten it at will to maximize pleasure and release a fluid that can make you keep ejaculating and having orgasms non-stop.

If Alicia takes my 7x7 cock she will forget all her subhuman (literally subhuman) dolphins and will go after my human cock.

I am a dolphinsexual now

 

[Golang]

Beastiality, man.

So?

Racemixing was considered a taboo, and now it is encouraged.

Faggots were considered as mentally ill, the same with trannies, and now they're praised

Have an open mind, stupid nigger

 

[BrettyBoy]

So?

Racemixing was considered a taboo, and now it is encouraged.

Faggots were considered as mentally ill, the same with trannies, and now they're praised

Have an open mind, stupid nigger

Just seems wrong to have sex with non-humans.

 

[PubertyMaxxer]

Desperate Inels will actually seriously consider this

 

[Alt Number 3]

Idk is it better than horse pussy

 

[Golang]

Idk is it better than horse pussy

Why not both?

Desperate Inels will actually seriously consider this

Girls fuck their dogs, so why can't we do it with dolphins?

 

[Deleted member 5145]

 

[vaninskybird]

old threads are superior
caged