JFL if your goal is to have kids

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Nigga your kids won't be the dream kid you are thinking about. He could end up in sites like this while talking shit about you. He could become a cringemaxxed online dwarf interested in politics or shit like that.

He could be a criminal, an addict, a bum, be born with severe autism, etc. Why would you want that??

If your goal is to have kids, then they will likely disappoint you, just as you disappointed your parents many times.
 
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Nigga your kids won't be the dream kid you are thinking about. He could end up in sites like this while talking shit about you. He could become a cringemaxxed online dwarf interested in politics or shit like that.

He could be a criminal, an addict, a bum, be born with severe autism, etc. Why would you want that??

If your goal is to have kids, then they will likely disappoint you, just as you disappointed your parents many times.
just dont be retarded when raising them:lul:
 
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Cope
 
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Becoming a kiddy having coper is infinitely worse than being a religious coper
 
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The raped
 
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just dont be retarded when raising them:lul:
they will eventually meet other people who may influence them to act differently, or just because of the internet they will start acting weird
 
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coulda woulda shoulda argument
 
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bunch of truecels here
 
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I want to like ghengis khan have only an estimate of children
 
they will eventually meet other people who may influence them to act differently, or just because of the internet they will start acting weird
keep them in the mountains and off the internet
 
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they will eventually meet other people who may influence them to act differently, or just because of the internet they will start acting weird
I dont think you understand why people want to have kids, the point is not to raise a bunch of little perfect mini-mes
 
no point in having kids anymore
IMG 8812
 
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This is all genetic ingrainer like swarthy knight is lowkey genetically not a blind skibidi toilet trend follower unlike many other people here. Like prob clav who is genetically predisposed to be a blind retarded trend follower

now on the other hand looks is something we both know will lead some one down this alley 100%
 
family in general
having that as your main goal is retarded
 
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Nigga your kids won't be the dream kid you are thinking about. He could end up in sites like this while talking shit about you. He could become a cringemaxxed online dwarf interested in politics or shit like that.

He could be a criminal, an addict, a bum, be born with severe autism, etc. Why would you want that??

If your goal is to have kids, then they will likely disappoint you, just as you disappointed your parents many times.
I kinda want it but it's impossible for me
 
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Nigga your kids won't be the dream kid you are thinking about. He could end up in sites like this while talking shit about you. He could become a cringemaxxed online dwarf interested in politics or shit like that.

He could be a criminal, an addict, a bum, be born with severe autism, etc. Why would you want that??

If your goal is to have kids, then they will likely disappoint you, just as you disappointed your parents many times.
pennywise
pennywise
 
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Nigga your kids won't be the dream kid you are thinking about. He could end up in sites like this while talking shit about you. He could become a cringemaxxed online dwarf interested in politics or shit like that.

He could be a criminal, an addict, a bum, be born with severe autism, etc. Why would you want that??

If your goal is to have kids, then they will likely disappoint you, just as you disappointed your parents many times.
Nah my kid will be an ubermench, i will feed him the primal diet whilst simultaneously injecting him with hgh and any other synthetic drug that is appropriate for his age, i will force him to read the major books by every prominent philosopher, i will also give him adderall to study if he needs.
 
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Got 3 kids wit 2 baby mamas without a sweat while lame niggas being lacking.
 
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I dont think you understand why people want to have kids, the point is not to raise a bunch of little perfect mini-mes
what is the point then?

Having a kid just for your wife to eventually cheat on you, divorce you, not love you, take the child. Then the child stops loving you or doesn't respect you, he becomes something that you hate, you have to pay shit ton of stuff for him in a messed up economy, etc.
 
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what is the point then?

Having a kid just for your wife to eventually cheat on you, divorce you, not love you, take the child. Then the child stops loving you or doesn't respect you, he becomes something that you hate, you have to pay shit ton of stuff for him in a messed up economy, etc.
So you can retire with family instead of rotting in a nursing home.

Your a fan of “everything that can go wrong will go wrong” huh
 
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So you can retire with family instead of rotting in a nursing home.

Your a fan of “everything that can go wrong will go wrong” huh
Atp we will have solved that problem I think

Most people don't want kids, so there should be a solution to that problem

Also I don't even want to "retire my family" JFL
 
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I do wanna have kids bc what else you can do? Kids will keep you busy until you die
 
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Nigga your kids won't be the dream kid you are thinking about. He could end up in sites like this while talking shit about you. He could become a cringemaxxed online dwarf interested in politics or shit like that.

He could be a criminal, an addict, a bum, be born with severe autism, etc. Why would you want that??

If your goal is to have kids, then they will likely disappoint you, just as you disappointed your parents many times.
Trvke
 
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I do wanna have kids bc what else you can do? Kids will keep you busy until you die
Idk I don't want to bring a person into the world if they eventually will despise me because of my genetics or anything like that

I know they would keep me busy, but what if I'm still depressed when I'm old? That would only be worse for me

Also I believe depression is hereditary, so I could curse my child with it
 
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Nigga your kids won't be the dream kid you are thinking about. He could end up in sites like this while talking shit about you. He could become a cringemaxxed online dwarf interested in politics or shit like that.

He could be a criminal, an addict, a bum, be born with severe autism, etc. Why would you want that??

If your goal is to have kids, then they will likely disappoint you, just as you disappointed your parents many times.
Can’t disagree tho waterr
 
who dreams of having kids bro
fucking pedophiles
 
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Nigga your kids won't be the dream kid you are thinking about. He could end up in sites like this while talking shit about you. He could become a cringemaxxed online dwarf interested in politics or shit like that.

He could be a criminal, an addict, a bum, be born with severe autism, etc. Why would you want that??

If your goal is to have kids, then they will likely disappoint you, just as you disappointed your parents many times.
Ull feel bad all ur life if u dont have kids
 

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