Deleted member 19642
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Ok so I just am my local bar watching the NBA game, I see some friends I used to know from high school and go over to say hi and grab a drink with them. Two of them were a grade below me, and one was most popular chad and another was a girl I had a crush on who is legit Stacy.
I talk to him and say what are you doing now bro? I knew he went to Harvard and was legit a Chad facially. But thought maybe he is not as popular now. No he is literally engaged to my crush who is now even hotter and is a FUCKING INVESTMENT BANKER IN BOSTON. They asked me what I do and I mumbled “umm I’m going back to school for computer science” and they said so I work and I said “umm yeah I do Uber eats
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I am now visually embarrassed and go to talk to one of the other dudes. He tells me he also went to Harvard and is a founder of a successful startup and now travels the world and he is just in town for the week and was just from Italy and is going to see a friend in Rwanda next (he said he’s travelled everywhere there is and just wants to see inner Africa now)
Ded srs after that I just got up and left they are all part of the genetic elite and all laughing that a literal pleb tried chilling with them. This is all real btw I wish I was making this shit up…
I talk to him and say what are you doing now bro? I knew he went to Harvard and was legit a Chad facially. But thought maybe he is not as popular now. No he is literally engaged to my crush who is now even hotter and is a FUCKING INVESTMENT BANKER IN BOSTON. They asked me what I do and I mumbled “umm I’m going back to school for computer science” and they said so I work and I said “umm yeah I do Uber eats
“I am now visually embarrassed and go to talk to one of the other dudes. He tells me he also went to Harvard and is a founder of a successful startup and now travels the world and he is just in town for the week and was just from Italy and is going to see a friend in Rwanda next (he said he’s travelled everywhere there is and just wants to see inner Africa now)
Ded srs after that I just got up and left they are all part of the genetic elite and all laughing that a literal pleb tried chilling with them. This is all real btw I wish I was making this shit up…
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