jfl @ my mom once again

[hax]

sometimes i indirectly target my jokes towards her,
usually when i spot someone who drinks coffee or doesn't eat meat:

"why is my cortisol so high?!"
"why are my hormones so unoptimized?"
"why am i ALWAYS so tired?!"
"why do i need many supplements?"
"why am i going to die at 60?"

and she gets SUPER mad at me literally proving my point

saying some shit like "muh i stopped smoking, let me at least cope with coffee!"
or even "the FIRST thing my friend had to stop eating after you're hospitalized is RED MEAT! zis is why it's bad for you!!"

and she's always super agitated for like 30 minutes telling me to stop listening to "bodybuilding retards"


@valentine jfl at this suicidal tendency marketed as "healthier lifestyle"

 

[valentine]

sometimes i indirectly target my jokes towards her,
usually when i spot someone who drinks coffee or doesn't eat meat:

"why is my cortisol so high?!"
"why are my hormones so unoptimized?"
"why am i ALWAYS so tired?!"
"why do i need many supplements?"
"why am i going to die at 60?"

and she gets SUPER mad at me literally proving my point

saying some shit like "muh i stopped smoking, let me at least cope with coffee!"
or even "the FIRST thing my friend had to stop eating after you're hospitalized is RED MEAT! zis is why it's bad for you!!"

and she's always super agitated for like 30 minutes telling me to stop listening to "bodybuilding retards"


@valentine jfl at this suicidal tendency marketed as "healthier lifestyle"

i drink like 5 cups of tea a day because its extremely toxic and full of anti nootrients

 

[crazyguy]

sometimes i indirectly target my jokes towards her,
usually when i spot someone who drinks coffee or doesn't eat meat:

"why is my cortisol so high?!"
"why are my hormones so unoptimized?"
"why am i ALWAYS so tired?!"
"why do i need many supplements?"
"why am i going to die at 60?"

and she gets SUPER mad at me literally proving my point

saying some shit like "muh i stopped smoking, let me at least cope with coffee!"
or even "the FIRST thing my friend had to stop eating after you're hospitalized is RED MEAT! zis is why it's bad for you!!"

and she's always super agitated for like 30 minutes telling me to stop listening to "bodybuilding retards"


@valentine jfl at this suicidal tendency marketed as "healthier lifestyle"

watch a goatis video with her

 

[thecaste]

coffee mogs

 

[hax]

watch a goatis video with her

she'd lose her mind

 

[hax]

coffee mogs

i drink like 5 cups of coffee a day because its extremely toxic and full of anti nootrients

 

[crazyguy]

she'd lose her mind

what about faceiq

 

[hax]

what about faceiq

she'd lose her mind over anything that doesn't go her way

will probably open chatgpt and ask for advice then tell me i'm wrong

 

[crazyguy]

she'd lose her mind over anything that doesn't go her way

will probably open chatgpt and ask for advice then tell me i'm wrong

but hes a chad so she'll trust his words

 

[kenibba]

eventually she has to realize you are right