Jfl @ normies coping with being circumsised

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They're missing out and they just can't live with it.

One excuse they always say is "well at leadt I have a less chance of getting infected"

Wtf are you on about? The chances of Ur pp getting "infected" or getting dirty is so low let alone the difference it makes if your circumsised. What a shitty excuse to cope with thinking being circumsised isn't as bad as it really is.

The only problemo u get is smegma but that only happens if you cum and don't shower for months and who the fuck does that?
 
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I'm uncircumsized and have always felt weird about it. Maybe it's not that bad after all.
 
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Indeed, I love putting things inside my foreskin as a storage unit when going places.
 
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A brutal truth. It’s why I restore.
 
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Indeed. Why did my mother have to literally cut the moment i was born.
 
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does circumcision reduce the sensitivity of the penis? :unsure:
 
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First stage of grief is denial
 
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First stage of grief is denial
Bubbleyandere
 
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i took off my foreskin for the first time at like 10 i didnt know i have to wash it my whole life it was disgusting it looked like cheese and mushrooms i was scared i will need my dick cut off i was scratching off this shit for like 2 months until it eventually got back to normal
 
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Porn isn't real life
It is tho. Women want actual 7 inches bare minimum and if you're only 6 or below you'll be ridiculed and then ghosted, no pussy for you.
It is real life in that you've got to look like those guys (most of them) in homemade porn to be able to fuck coz those guys represent the sexually active 10% of heterosexual guys, unless they are escortcels, but unless the guy's normie-looking (very rare) I highly doubt it
 
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i took off my foreskin for the first time at like 10 i didnt know i have to wash it my whole life it was disgusting it looked like cheese and mushrooms i was scared i will need my dick cut off i was scratching off this shit for like 2 months until it eventually got back to normal
Same I didn't realise u could pull it all the way back until like that age too.

I remember something was posted to Reddit or 4chan where a guy didn't realise you could pull it back until he was 18 or in his 20s or somethin and then there was a pic of white and black moldy smegma all over it.
 
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Same I didn't realise u could pull it all the way back until like that age too.

I remember something was posted to Reddit or 4chan where a guy didn't realise you could pull it back until he was 18 or in his 20s or somethin and then there was a pic of white and black moldy smegma all over it.
i knew i could pull it it just always did hurt when i tried to so i gave up on it, this shit probably worked like glue and that was a reason
 
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It is tho. Women want actual 7 inches bare minimum and if you're only 6 or below you'll be ridiculed and then ghosted, no pussy for you.
It is real life in that you've got to look like those guys (most of them) in homemade porn to be able to fuck coz those guys represent the sexually active 10% of heterosexual guys, unless they are escortcels, but unless the guy's normie-looking (very rare) I highly doubt it
I mean about the circumsisian thing. Everyone in porn is circumsised and has 0 pubes but it ain't like that in real life.
 
i knew i could pull it it just always did hurt when i tried to so i gave up on it, this shit probably worked like glue and that was a reason
Ye same I'd try but it'd hurt for some reason
 
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who cares its not like were actually going to use it on someome
 
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I mean about the circumsisian thing. Everyone in porn is circumsised and has 0 pubes but it ain't like that in real life.
Who the fuck wants to have pubes? Only asian small dick ching chang chongs like @Native have pubes. I've never seen pubes on a white man in porn, ever,like... why tf would you not shave your pubes? No homo
 
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Same I didn't realise u could pull it all the way back until like that age too.

I remember something was posted to Reddit or 4chan where a guy didn't realise you could pull it back until he was 18 or in his 20s or somethin and then there was a pic of white and black moldy smegma all over it.
your parents didnt show you how to clean it ?
 
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Who the fuck wants to have pubes? Only asian small dick ching chang chongs like @Native have pubes. I've never seen pubes on a white man in porn, ever,like... why tf would you not shave your pubes? No homo
I honestly don't know how to and I'm never gonna ascend anyway so personally for me there's not rlly much point
 
I circumcized your soul
 
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i took off my foreskin for the first time at like 10 i didnt know i have to wash it my whole life it was disgusting it looked like cheese and mushrooms i was scared i will need my dick cut off i was scratching off this shit for like 2 months until it eventually got back to normal
bro I couldn't retract my foreskin till 17 jfl
 
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Who the fuck wants to have pubes? Only asian small dick ching chang chongs like @Native have pubes. I've never seen pubes on a white man in porn, ever,like... why tf would you not shave your pubes? No homo
How do you know what Native's privates look like?
 
How do you know what Native's privates look like?
I just assumed. I only watch asian porn and he's asian so I assumed he's like the rest.
 
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They're missing out and they just can't live with it.

One excuse they always say is "well at leadt I have a less chance of getting infected"

Wtf are you on about? The chances of Ur pp getting "infected" or getting dirty is so low let alone the difference it makes if your circumsised. What a shitty excuse to cope with thinking being circumsised isn't as bad as it really is.

The only problemo u get is smegma but that only happens if you cum and don't shower for months and who the fuck does that?
What are u talking about? Being circumised is good. I'm not trying to get dick cheese my nigga and if u don't shower for like one day ur gonna have dick cheese.What happens if U wanna be a ultra rotter?
 
Same I didn't realise u could pull it all the way back until like that age too.

I remember something was posted to Reddit or 4chan where a guy didn't realise you could pull it back until he was 18 or in his 20s or somethin and then there was a pic of white and black moldy smegma all over it.
mfw i dont know wtf youre talking about bc im missing a foreskin

brutal......... fuck
 
if u don't shower for like one day ur gonna have dick cheese
Jfl no you won't

Jfl stop coping

I genuinely don't think I've had dick cheese for like 5 years and even when u do get it you just wash it off who cares
 
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Jfl @ you girls prefer circumsised penises
 
Jfl no you won't

Jfl stop coping

I genuinely don't think I've had dick cheese for like 5 years and even when u do get it you just wash it off who cares
women don't like uncircumised penises women they say they look gross
 
Who the fuck wants to have pubes? Only asian small dick ching chang chongs like @Native have pubes. I've never seen pubes on a white man in porn, ever,like... why tf would you not shave your pubes? No homo
Keep crying for me you ugly fuck. Even as a hapa my dick is still almost 7 inches. You are ugly, fat, and short. Never forget this.
 
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Keep crying for me you ugly fuck. Even as a hapa my dick is still almost 7 inches. You are ugly, fat, and short. Never forget this.
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Im icelandic we dont do that here unless ur american lol
 
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