(JFL) story time about how my normie friend got absolutely cucked

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I have this one normie "friend" who is 5'10, nerdy, slightly above average in the face like a 5.25, and has a lean physique. He had a crush on this girl that worked with us in the lab. She was a 5'4 MHTB with glasses that was on the cute/neotenous side, and she had a very bubbly and gregarious personality. She and my friend shared a lot of common interests, and she would sometimes joke around with him by lightly hitting him and stuff like that. Due to this, he thought that she liked him too.

He asked me if I thought she liked him. Now, I knew 1000% that he had no chance with her, but I told him yes anyway cuz I wanted to see him shoot his shot and fail miserably so I could laugh at him. Well, I couldn't even have that pleasure, because today me and him were walking and we saw her with some 6'3-6'4 huge HTN that was on the football team. The guy was a low-inhib douchebag. When he saw my friend, he made a joke about how he was dressed up as a taxi (my friend was wearing a yellow shirt and black jeans), which made his fellow jocks burst out in laughter. I saw that his crush wanted to laugh too but contained herself and smiled sort of awkwardly cuz she didn't wanna hurt his feelings.

Holy shit, it was actually so brutal it made me depressed and I wasn't even the one it happened to. It completely broke him. He tried to act normal, but I could see that the guy couldn't even walk normally for the rest of the day. That's what he gets for not understanding foids' criminal nature. He thought cuz she was cute and nerdy like that he had a chance, then got cucked by some low-inhib bull.

What's even more brutal, she was probably stalking that chad down from the start and made the first move on him. He was in a completely different major, meaning their paths wouldn't just randomly cross like that. I remember seeing her sitting in the stands watching football practice before, so she definitely reached out to him first.

Normies tell you to go outside and that the BP isn't real and when you do go outside it's even more fucking brutal than you thought.


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I have this one normie "friend" who is 5'10, nerdy, slightly above average in the face like a 5.25, and has a lean physique. He had a crush on this girl that worked with us in the lab. She was a 5'4 MHTB with glasses that was on the cute/neotenous side, and she had a very bubbly and gregarious personality. She and my friend shared a lot of common interests, and she would sometimes joke around with him by lightly hitting him and stuff like that. Due to this, he thought that she liked him too.

He asked me if I thought she liked him. Now, I knew 1000% that he had no chance with her, but I told him yes anyway cuz I wanted to see him shoot his shot and fail miserably so I could laugh at him. Well, I couldn't even have that pleasure, because today me and him were walking and we saw her with some 6'3-6'4 huge HTN that was on the football team. The guy was a low-inhib douchebag. When he saw my friend, he made a joke about how he was dressed up as a taxi (my friend was wearing a yellow shirt and black jeans), which made his fellow jocks burst out in laughter. I saw that his crush wanted to laugh too but contained herself and smiled sort of awkwardly cuz she didn't wanna hurt his feelings.

Holy shit, it was actually so brutal it made me depressed and I wasn't even the one it happened to. It completely broke him. He tried to act normal, but I could see that the guy couldn't even walk normally for the rest of the day. That's what he gets for not understanding foids' criminal nature. He thought cuz she was cute and nerdy like that he had a chance, then got cucked by some low-inhib bull.

What's even more brutal, she was probably stalking that chad down from the start and made the first move on him. He was in a completely different major, meaning their paths wouldn't just randomly cross like that. I remember seeing her sitting in the stands watching football practice before, so she definitely reached out to him first.

Normies tell you to go outside and that the BP isn't real and when you do go outside it's even more fucking brutal than you thought.


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Aw we got a fuckin author here ✍️
 
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It feels like that Tom Cruise movie where I wake up again and again reading the same suifuel again and again. Life is a simulation, and some sadist gave me the worst stats
 
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It feels like that Tom Cruise movie where I wake up again and again reading the same suifuel again and again. Life is a simulation, and some sadist gave me the worst stats
I barely attend college and when I do attend I see these absolute suifuel stories play out. Everytime I go outside I regret it, it's not good for my mental health.
 
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I have this one normie "friend" who is 5'10, nerdy, slightly above average in the face like a 5.25, and has a lean physique. He had a crush on this girl that worked with us in the lab. She was a 5'4 MHTB with glasses that was on the cute/neotenous side, and she had a very bubbly and gregarious personality. She and my friend shared a lot of common interests, and she would sometimes joke around with him by lightly hitting him and stuff like that. Due to this, he thought that she liked him too.

He asked me if I thought she liked him. Now, I knew 1000% that he had no chance with her, but I told him yes anyway cuz I wanted to see him shoot his shot and fail miserably so I could laugh at him. Well, I couldn't even have that pleasure, because today me and him were walking and we saw her with some 6'3-6'4 huge HTN that was on the football team. The guy was a low-inhib douchebag. When he saw my friend, he made a joke about how he was dressed up as a taxi (my friend was wearing a yellow shirt and black jeans), which made his fellow jocks burst out in laughter. I saw that his crush wanted to laugh too but contained herself and smiled sort of awkwardly cuz she didn't wanna hurt his feelings.

Holy shit, it was actually so brutal it made me depressed and I wasn't even the one it happened to. It completely broke him. He tried to act normal, but I could see that the guy couldn't even walk normally for the rest of the day. That's what he gets for not understanding foids' criminal nature. He thought cuz she was cute and nerdy like that he had a chance, then got cucked by some low-inhib bull.

What's even more brutal, she was probably stalking that chad down from the start and made the first move on him. He was in a completely different major, meaning their paths wouldn't just randomly cross like that. I remember seeing her sitting in the stands watching football practice before, so she definitely reached out to him first.

Normies tell you to go outside and that the BP isn't real and when you do go outside it's even more fucking brutal than you thought.


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hes 5'10 it cant be that brutal:forcedsmile:
 
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