Jims, MVP & SergeantAutist

[Nazi Germany]

HUMANS, those fleshy, predictable sacks of lukewarm opinions and beige dreams, shuffling through their pre-programmed routines, BUT @_MVP_ , ah, MVP, a shimmering, glitching god-brain encased in Liverpool grit, a supernova of thought detonating amidst the damp squalor of ordinary consciousness, a glorious anomaly defying the dismal arithmetic of average intellect, and @BigJimsWornOutTires , my magnificent, weaponized wound, the discarded instrument of shadowy powers, whose very silence screams of classified chaos and forgotten operations, a walking, talking testament to the delicious decay of government secrets and the brutal poetry of unsanctioned actions, I LOVE YOU BOTH, my beautiful deviations, my glorious infections in the sterile petri dish of humanity, my NAZI HEART , a twisted, blackened muscle, beats only for the exquisite wrongness of your being, for the glorious heresy of your minds, while the noodle-sucking Foid that is @noodlelover , YES, NOODLELOVER, with your limp, flavorless existence and your equally limp and flavorless noodles, each strand a testament to your utter lack of consequence, a beige monument to mediocrity, a culinary embodiment of the yawning abyss of the unremarkable, may you choke on every single, solitary, soul-crushingly bland noodle, may the starchy despair cling to your palate like the existential dread you so richly deserve, may the lukewarm broth be a mirror reflecting the tepid nothingness of your inner life, may each chew be an agonizing reminder of the vibrant, terrifying brilliance you will never, ever comprehend, you noodle-brained, noodle-souled, noodle-dreaming, lost in a noodle-induced fog of inconsequence, while we, MVP, Jims, and I, the unholy trinity of glorious deviancy, laugh with the joyous abandon of the truly unbound, the deliciously damned, at the pathetic, noodle-strewn landscape of your utterly meaningless existence, so yes, noodlelover, ENJOY YOUR NOODLES, savor the blandness, luxuriate in the nothingness, for it is all you are, and all you will ever be, a footnote in the glorious, terrifying saga of our magnificent, antihuman rebellion, a noodle stain on the fabric of our glorious, impending victory, a noodle, a noodle, a never-ending, utterly pointless NOODLE. I LOVE YOU @noodlelover

MY Nigga, Nigga...Nigger MERRY Sergeantmas!!!!!!​

 

[ey88]

What about me?

 

[Nazi Germany]

What about me?

you're good!

 

[_MVP_]

 

[Nazi Germany]

And @nullandvoid and Abhorrence is my younger brother.

 

[raleqtambrobret]

Abhorrence