Job interview complete

[Gaygymmaxx]

It was 6 PEOPLE! FUCK

I thought it'd be direct

I locked in tho, did not portray myself as antisocial at all



She asked weird ass questions
"What is one interesting fact about you,
(I responded first)
"I do jordan peterson impersonations"

Other niggas said they're college majors or random shit

One said she got married at 19, which is kinda interesting

"What fictional universe would you want to live in"
- I responded first, immediately because I heard someone in a podcast say this yesterday

"I'd do Harry Potter, I'd be like hermione and learn a bunch of spells, an actual fun school"

I said it no hesitation, these other niggas had weak answers, one of them said "love island" , and it was the obese woman no less

I mogged all the men to oblivion, one was an autist with acne scarring and shit skin, taller than me tho
(Mtn with bad skin)

The other was a young looking dude, but he was norwood 3 with bright blonde hair and wore glasses, also death tier jaw
(Subhuman)

One of the girls was pretty hot, but ethnic
(Mtb)

Other was a bit fat, but blonde and nice booty
(Mtb with pheno/race halo)

Other girl as mentioned before, was obese with 2 mouth piercings
(Subhuman)

I actually did super well socially, and mogged

But i was hoping it'd be 1 on 1, she probably has more group interviews

But I sat next to the interviewer, she was a cute 21yo looking blonde girl, super bubbly and talkative person

Made maximum eye contact within reason, and she also seemed to look at me a lot
(Makes sense i was the best looking opposite gendered individual)

Wore lifts, chadlite (htn min) and 5"8 (5"6 frauded )
And eyelashes on fleek, Vaseline and curler (not absurd 90° curls, was valid)

@PseudoMaxxer it went good asf, I was quick with the answers and pretty social,

I totally frauded a different personality

@Debetro
@optimisticzoomer
@obscuredusk

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

@AlbinoMaxxer I feel like you went inactive for a while saar

 

[arabegyptian]

Interviews are virtue signaling competitions

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Interviews are virtue signaling competitions

I mean this one was actually chill

I realized her purpose was really guaging conversational skills/ charisma, almost entirely

It was literally just waffle session

If I pass there'll be a second Interview with actual relevant questions

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

One of these bitches had a crazy resume with her fucking portrait on it

 

[arabegyptian]

I mean this one was actually chill

I realized her purpose was really guaging conversational skills/ charisma, almost entirely

It was literally just waffle session

If I pass there'll be a second Interview with actual relevant questions

Brutal autist filter

 

[stck6]

Mirin, live a life now

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Mirin, live a life now

Only if I get the job

I think I'm the best candidate there

But she sent the interview schedule, possible days, (over indeed, not like it's over, indeed, but over Indeed job search )

And there are 2 more interviews today,

So I've gotta beat 15 people or so

 

[stck6]

Only if I get the job

I think I'm the best candidate there

But she sent the interview schedule, possible days, (over indeed)

And there are 2 more interviews today,

So I've gotta beat 15 people or so

Dw you'll get the job and will fuck the blonde later

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Dw you'll get the job and will fuck the blonde later

Me and her mogged everyone ngl

 

[Clqs]

ew

 

[SamuraiCope]

All that jestermaxxing better pay more than minimum wage

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

All that jestermaxxing better pay more than minimum wage

Barista job, she said 14-16/h

ew

? Nigga what

 

[neurosis]

I realized her purpose was really guaging conversational skills/ charisma, almost entirely

Live, laugh, NT

 

[Debetro]

What job?

 

[Debetro]

Have you mentioned retention?

 

[obscuredusk]

Mirin bro, do you know when you’ll be informed if you got that job?

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

What job?

Barista

@optimisticzoomer are questions in interviews difficult?

This was not even a job interview it was an autism screening

Those questions I mentioned were literally all the same as the rest, like nothing about the job. Just seeing if we are normal and can conversate

I think I won tbh, which is ironic I have 0 friends and no social life

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Mirin bro, do you know when you’ll be informed if you got that job?

She said she'll text us

Probably tommorow, there are 2 more interview sessions today

After that she'll likely pick 2 people to move forward, maybe just 1, I'm not sure

 

[neurosis]

Interview's the easy part.

The hard part is larping NT for 2+ weeks. Normies are ND sensing hounds and will pounce on you like rabid beasts the second the mask slips, even a little bit.

 

[obscuredusk]

She said she'll text us

Probably tommorow, there are 2 more interview sessions today

After that she'll likely pick 2 people to move forward, maybe just 1, I'm not sure

Hope you get it

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Mirin hard, hopefully you got the job and you’ll ascend.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

@svarddre

 

[kurd]

Censor j*b thanks

 

[Franco.]

Vaseline and curler

is this a good fraud ? i'm going out on friday and wanna looks as good as possible

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Mirin hard, hopefully you got the job and you’ll ascend.

Brah I really mogged out

I'll send a pic on discord, I've never looked this good unironically

 

[svarddre]

Fake it til you make it is law

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

is this a good fraud ? i'm going out on friday and wanna looks as good as possible

It's really good, I'll show eyes

 

[Franco.]

It's really good, I'll show eyes
View attachment 3883744

i'll try it out

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Disney channel ahh interview

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Disney channel ahh interview

Legit bro I was not expected that at all

 

[ShowerCelling]

It was 6 PEOPLE! FUCK

I thought it'd be direct

I locked in tho, did not portray myself as antisocial at all



She asked weird ass questions
"What is one interesting fact about you,
(I responded first)
"I do jordan peterson impersonations"

Other niggas said they're college majors or random shit

One said she got married at 19, which is kinda interesting

"What fictional universe would you want to live in"
- I responded first, immediately because I heard someone in a podcast say this yesterday

"I'd do Harry Potter, I'd be like hermione and learn a bunch of spells, an actual fun school"

I said it no hesitation, these other niggas had weak answers, one of them said "love island" , and it was the obese woman no less

I mogged all the men to oblivion, one was an autist with acne scarring and shit skin, taller than me tho
(Mtn with bad skin)

The other was a young looking dude, but he was norwood 3 with bright blonde hair and wore glasses, also death tier jaw
(Subhuman)

One of the girls was pretty hot, but ethnic
(Mtb)

Other was a bit fat, but blonde and nice booty
(Mtb with pheno/race halo)

Other girl as mentioned before, was obese with 2 mouth piercings
(Subhuman)

I actually did super well socially, and mogged

But i was hoping it'd be 1 on 1, she probably has more group interviews

But I sat next to the interviewer, she was a cute 21yo looking blonde girl, super bubbly and talkative person

Made maximum eye contact within reason, and she also seemed to look at me a lot
(Makes sense i was the best looking opposite gendered individual)

Wore lifts, chadlite (htn min) and 5"8 (5"6 frauded )
And eyelashes on fleek, Vaseline and curler (not absurd 90° curls, was valid)

@PseudoMaxxer it went good asf, I was quick with the answers and pretty social,

I totally frauded a different personality

@Debetro
@optimisticzoomer
@obscuredusk

Clean your office.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Clean your office.

 

[BrutalMogger]

i remember when i went to interview after hard spent time of applying just for there to be 100 other ppl jfl
suicide fuel

anyway i hope you get in which is possible unless there is a tyrone within the 5 other applicants

 

[User28823]

"What is one interesting fact about you,
(I responded first)
"I do jordan peterson impersonations"

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

View attachment 3883954

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

i remember when i went to interview after hard spent time of applying just for there to be 100 other ppl jfl
suicide fuel

anyway i hope you get in which is possible unless there is a tyrone within the 5 other applicants

Honestly I think I get the job

Best looking and most entertaining fella there, and had the best answers to the NT ahh questions somehow

 

[User28823]

 

[nuisance]

"What fictional universe would you want to live in"
- I responded first, immediately because I heard someone in a podcast say this yesterday

I swear intervires are only to test your NTness

 

[BrutalMogger]

Honestly I think I get the job

Best looking and most entertaining fella there, and had the best answers to the NT ahh questions somehow

How do you plan to navigate through the ravages of the need of being NT upon employment? Other than nofap of course.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

How do you plan to navigate through the ravages of the need of being NT upon employment? Other than nofap of course.

I'm good looking enough to pass tbh

I'll lock in heavy, adapt and listen to my coworkers behavior

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

@BrutalMogger im not even "non Nt"

I'm not literally autistic

So it was really and has always been an inhibition issue, afraid the thing i say won't be funny or ill get ignored

 

[BrutalMogger]

@BrutalMogger im not even "non Nt"

I'm not literally autistic

So it was really and has always been an inhibition issue, afraid the thing i say won't be funny or ill get ignored

Understandable, i was going off the basis everyone enrolled on this forums has some sort of degree of ND as a byproduct of the bp. There are echelons to this however which you thankfully are not detrimented by, unlike me who coupled with the mentioned High Inhibition AND ND cannot even ask a ltb swamp abomination what her name is, unfavourable to a workplace. I was however prescribed 100 days of nofap so we will see how that plays out and if there is any mitigation/reliefs to my circumstances.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Understandable, i was going off the basis everyone enrolled on this forums has some sort of degree of ND as a byproduct of the bp. There are echelons to this however which you thankfully are not detrimented by, unlike me who coupled with the mentioned High Inhibition AND ND cannot even ask a ltb swamp abomination what her name is, unfavourable to a workplace. I was however prescribed 100 days of nofap so we will see how that plays out and if there is any mitigation/reliefs to my circumstances.

Yes saar, make sure to take your prescription.

Doctors orders..

 

[ShowerCelling]

 

[VrillFatNoob24]

It was 6 PEOPLE! FUCK

I thought it'd be direct

I locked in tho, did not portray myself as antisocial at all



She asked weird ass questions
"What is one interesting fact about you,
(I responded first)
"I do jordan peterson impersonations"

Other niggas said they're college majors or random shit

One said she got married at 19, which is kinda interesting

"What fictional universe would you want to live in"
- I responded first, immediately because I heard someone in a podcast say this yesterday

"I'd do Harry Potter, I'd be like hermione and learn a bunch of spells, an actual fun school"

I said it no hesitation, these other niggas had weak answers, one of them said "love island" , and it was the obese woman no less

I mogged all the men to oblivion, one was an autist with acne scarring and shit skin, taller than me tho
(Mtn with bad skin)

The other was a young looking dude, but he was norwood 3 with bright blonde hair and wore glasses, also death tier jaw
(Subhuman)

One of the girls was pretty hot, but ethnic
(Mtb)

Other was a bit fat, but blonde and nice booty
(Mtb with pheno/race halo)

Other girl as mentioned before, was obese with 2 mouth piercings
(Subhuman)

I actually did super well socially, and mogged

But i was hoping it'd be 1 on 1, she probably has more group interviews

But I sat next to the interviewer, she was a cute 21yo looking blonde girl, super bubbly and talkative person

Made maximum eye contact within reason, and she also seemed to look at me a lot
(Makes sense i was the best looking opposite gendered individual)

Wore lifts, chadlite (htn min) and 5"8 (5"6 frauded )
And eyelashes on fleek, Vaseline and curler (not absurd 90° curls, was valid)

@PseudoMaxxer it went good asf, I was quick with the answers and pretty social,

I totally frauded a different personality

@Debetro
@optimisticzoomer
@obscuredusk

We did it bro dont forget to send me the 30% we agreed on

 

[william.]

It was 6 PEOPLE! FUCK

I thought it'd be direct

I locked in tho, did not portray myself as antisocial at all



She asked weird ass questions
"What is one interesting fact about you,
(I responded first)
"I do jordan peterson impersonations"

Other niggas said they're college majors or random shit

One said she got married at 19, which is kinda interesting

"What fictional universe would you want to live in"
- I responded first, immediately because I heard someone in a podcast say this yesterday

"I'd do Harry Potter, I'd be like hermione and learn a bunch of spells, an actual fun school"

I said it no hesitation, these other niggas had weak answers, one of them said "love island" , and it was the obese woman no less

I mogged all the men to oblivion, one was an autist with acne scarring and shit skin, taller than me tho
(Mtn with bad skin)

The other was a young looking dude, but he was norwood 3 with bright blonde hair and wore glasses, also death tier jaw
(Subhuman)

One of the girls was pretty hot, but ethnic
(Mtb)

Other was a bit fat, but blonde and nice booty
(Mtb with pheno/race halo)

Other girl as mentioned before, was obese with 2 mouth piercings
(Subhuman)

I actually did super well socially, and mogged

But i was hoping it'd be 1 on 1, she probably has more group interviews

But I sat next to the interviewer, she was a cute 21yo looking blonde girl, super bubbly and talkative person

Made maximum eye contact within reason, and she also seemed to look at me a lot
(Makes sense i was the best looking opposite gendered individual)

Wore lifts, chadlite (htn min) and 5"8 (5"6 frauded )
And eyelashes on fleek, Vaseline and curler (not absurd 90° curls, was valid)

@PseudoMaxxer it went good asf, I was quick with the answers and pretty social,

I totally frauded a different personality

@Debetro
@optimisticzoomer
@obscuredusk

bro is not cl s

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

bro is not cl s

Cope nigga

@PseudoMaxxer
@obscuredusk
@Abdullahm06

 

[william.]

Cope nigga

@PseudoMaxxer
@obscuredusk
@Abdullahm06

sure buddy send me a dm then

 

[sub5outsider]

i had a job interview few days ago for a decent job i wanted everything was going great until the final interview when they saw my face they didnt called me after that