JohnDoe
If you have no height, you have no life.
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I HAVE COME UP WITH ZE NEW MASTERPLAN, ZE NEW UPGRADE PLAN CONSISTS OF ZE NEW GERMAN ZUPER TECHNOLOGY!
FIRST I WILL DO ZE IMPLANTING OF ZE SILICONE HEIGHT SOCKS
ZIS WILL GIVE ZOHNDOE 2.5CM OF HEIGHT ELEVATING MEINE FREUNDE TO ZE 176.5CM RANGE
NEXT WE WILL DO ZE NEXT PART OF ZE MASTERPLAN, WE WILL IMPLEMENT ZE HIGHEST LEVEL OF HEIGHT BOOSTING SHOES WITHOUT BEING DETECTED BY ZE NORMAL SCUM, FOR DIS WE WILL GO WITH ZE GERMAN ENGINEERING MEIN FREUNDES, DAS IST NATURLICH JA? ICH HABE EINE AIR MAX 97 JA WOHLE!
ZIS WILL GIVE JOHNDOE 3CM OF ZE HEIGHT
JOHNDOE WILL THEN IMPLEMENT 1 INCH OF LIFTS UNDERNEATHE ZE SOLE TO TRICK THE FEEBLE MINDS OF ZE NORMIES, GERMAN ENGINEERING RESULTS IN ZE ZERO DETECTABILITY!
NOW YOU ARE WANDERING WHAT IS ZE NEXT PART OF ZE MASTERPLAN? NICHT GUT UND DER RECHTIG.
ZE DEAD HANGING, DAS IST CORRECT FREUNDES! WE WILL DO ZE DEADHANGING RIGHT BEFORE LEAVING ZE HOUSE. DER DEADHANGING IST FANTASTISCH!
DEADHANGING WILL GIVE ZE JOHNDOE 0.5 INCHES OF ZE HEIGHT, DECOMPRESSING ZE SPINE IS ONE OF ZE NATURAL GERMAN ENGINEERING HIDDEN TECHNIQUES
LEAVING ZE HOUSE WITHOUT ZE DEADHANGING? WE DON'T DO THAT IN DEUTSCHLAND! WARUM? DER 0.5 INCH INCREASE IS PURE DEUTSCHE EFFICIENCY, BEST IN ZE WORLD!
DER CONCLUSION: JOHNDOE WILL GO FROM ZE 174CM BAREFOOT HEIGHT TO ZE 180.75CM approximately, 181 if additional sock ontop of ze magical german engineering socks.
DEINE FREUNDE ZOHNDOE IST SEHR GUT!
JOHN DOE FINAL HEIGHT: 182 AKA 6'0 (WITHOUT LIFTS UNDER SOLE)
JOHN DOE FINAL HEIGHT: 184 (6'1) - 1 INCH LIFT UNDER SOLES.
JOHN DOE MANLET STATUS: A THING OF ZE PAST.
JOHN DOE IST DER WINNER, COURTESY OF ZE GERMAN ENGINEERING
>it's a nothingburger
FIRST I WILL DO ZE IMPLANTING OF ZE SILICONE HEIGHT SOCKS
ZIS WILL GIVE ZOHNDOE 2.5CM OF HEIGHT ELEVATING MEINE FREUNDE TO ZE 176.5CM RANGE
NEXT WE WILL DO ZE NEXT PART OF ZE MASTERPLAN, WE WILL IMPLEMENT ZE HIGHEST LEVEL OF HEIGHT BOOSTING SHOES WITHOUT BEING DETECTED BY ZE NORMAL SCUM, FOR DIS WE WILL GO WITH ZE GERMAN ENGINEERING MEIN FREUNDES, DAS IST NATURLICH JA? ICH HABE EINE AIR MAX 97 JA WOHLE!
ZIS WILL GIVE JOHNDOE 3CM OF ZE HEIGHT
JOHNDOE WILL THEN IMPLEMENT 1 INCH OF LIFTS UNDERNEATHE ZE SOLE TO TRICK THE FEEBLE MINDS OF ZE NORMIES, GERMAN ENGINEERING RESULTS IN ZE ZERO DETECTABILITY!
NOW YOU ARE WANDERING WHAT IS ZE NEXT PART OF ZE MASTERPLAN? NICHT GUT UND DER RECHTIG.
ZE DEAD HANGING, DAS IST CORRECT FREUNDES! WE WILL DO ZE DEADHANGING RIGHT BEFORE LEAVING ZE HOUSE. DER DEADHANGING IST FANTASTISCH!
DEADHANGING WILL GIVE ZE JOHNDOE 0.5 INCHES OF ZE HEIGHT, DECOMPRESSING ZE SPINE IS ONE OF ZE NATURAL GERMAN ENGINEERING HIDDEN TECHNIQUES
LEAVING ZE HOUSE WITHOUT ZE DEADHANGING? WE DON'T DO THAT IN DEUTSCHLAND! WARUM? DER 0.5 INCH INCREASE IS PURE DEUTSCHE EFFICIENCY, BEST IN ZE WORLD!
DER CONCLUSION: JOHNDOE WILL GO FROM ZE 174CM BAREFOOT HEIGHT TO ZE 180.75CM approximately, 181 if additional sock ontop of ze magical german engineering socks.
DEINE FREUNDE ZOHNDOE IST SEHR GUT!
JOHN DOE FINAL HEIGHT: 182 AKA 6'0 (WITHOUT LIFTS UNDER SOLE)
JOHN DOE FINAL HEIGHT: 184 (6'1) - 1 INCH LIFT UNDER SOLES.
JOHN DOE MANLET STATUS: A THING OF ZE PAST.
JOHN DOE IST DER WINNER, COURTESY OF ZE GERMAN ENGINEERING
>it's a nothingburger
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