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Nigger gymcelled his ass off just to get rejected by a Stacy at his school lmao, the original blackpill
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what about rio bravo
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The fact that he got the school Stacy to ask him out before gymcelling is something though
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because he was bloated
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he was low bf and ripped pretty boy slayer
then turned into bloated ogre
he destroyed himself
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Johnny Bravo is unironically my white version lol
Same height
Same personality
Same coloring
Same hair color but DAMN im bald lol
Same way of dressing but i wear my muslim white hat
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He shouldn't have cut his hair
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How tall is Johnny? In some shots he looks tall, in some others he looks like a manlet
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That's fake
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The wiki says he's 6'3 if his cartoonishly tall pompadour is counted.
So he's physically below 6'3.
He's undoubtedly below 6 ft because you can see his hair being slightly taller than Fred and as tall as Shaggy, who is canonically 6'3.
So, in short
Shaggy is 6'3
Fred should be around 6'1 or 6'2 at most.... one wiki says he's 5'11
That puts Johnny Bravo at around 5'9 at best by scaling him to Fred
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Confirmed 5 ft 9 according to old promos, his hair is so that that it makes him 6 ft 3
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Brutal. He's the average gymcel height
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Shows the power of looksmaxxing and fraudmaxxing. Fred heightmogs him, but due to clever tricks Johnny boy looks taller and bigger. Based ascending story
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I remember seeing a conspiracy theory on 4chan a couple of years ago that claimed Johnny Bravo was secretly a serial killer who kidnapped women and dismembered them, I don't remember the exact details of this theory but I remember that it referred to some easter eggs and hidden messages in the show that hinted towards this idea. I also remember thinking that it made a lot of sense.
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Nha, it's stupid creepypasta BS.
Johnny Bravo is meant to be a caricature of the stereotypical macho-man who's in love with himself way to much (average gymcel today) and hits on women with dated lines, always getting rejected.
And they gave him an Elvis-like voice to match his style.
A lot of the women he interacts with in the cartoon aren't repulsed by his looks, as a matter of fact a lot of them find him attractive, but they get turned off by his narcism and his overconfidence. Plus even by cartoon standards he's comically invasive and awkward.
And even though he gets no pussy on screen, the writers confirm he does get sex from women off-screen the rare times he's successful
