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[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

My doctor wouldn’t shut up about my health when I went to go get my checkup. “You have to eat healthy!”
“Your skin looks pale, how much sunlight are you getting?”
“You have to stop masturbating!”
I got mad and told him I am healthy and why I should stop masturbating
He said “because I’m trying to examine you!”

 

[Deleted member 13511]

What's the cheapest way to travel in Africa?

Spoiler

Jump on the back of a starving Ethiopian and dangle fried chicken in front of their face.

 

[Deleted member 13511]

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

Spoiler

A quarter pounder with cheese

 

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

What's the cheapest way to travel in Africa?

Spoiler

Jump on the back of a starving Ethiopian and dangle fried chicken in front of their face.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

Spoiler

A quarter pounder with cheese

Damn you really hate Ethiopians lol


Uhhh a guy and another guy were walking along a track when they saw a dog bent over licking its balls. The first guy said “man I wish I could do that” the other guy said “you could start by petting it first”

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Why did the black guy cross the road?

Chasing down his dinner.

Why did the black guy cross the road?

To steal a bike.

 

[RoundHouse]

What did the black nigger get for his birthday?

Your car