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Hello everyone, this will be a high effort thread, truth only, by yours truly CJC
Firstly, I’d like to go over this blackout drunk black man at a comedy club who has been recently identified as none other than Jon Jones
Expressing how he wants to hear butt jokes
When he is asked how he stumbled upon this place with him and his MALE friend who he is next to, he responds with
“My cutie over here” a whole ass nigga btw
; is how he stumbled upon this place
Expressing how obsessed he is with LA guys, like the one he’s sitting next to in the crowd…
You might be asking yourself how do we know this is Jon jones? This sounds like some blackout drunk gay guy
There isn’t a random black man in the crowd originally from Rochester who lives in Albuquerque and sounds exactly like Jon, this IS Jon Bones Jones
Comedian tells Jon everyone will give him a hug on his way out, a hug isn’t really enough for him, as he now says
That he is more of the type to put his finger in your butthole
At this point, the interaction has shifted from comedy, to almost a coming out party, as the crowd is very confused by this gay black man
Bones then touches the groin of the man he is next to, prompting the comedian to say this
Super fucking gay, now listen to what he says to this “Mike” he’s with
Is your butthole tight or what
I’m caging over how gay he is
If you’re still here you have probably seen the explanation on why Jon tested positive for PED’s, he says the positive test was actually due to
JFL
So you’re telling me at the absolute peak of his athletic career at 28 years old in phenomenal physical condition, Jon Jones can’t get it up
28 and healthy, quite a time for ED…
Now, let’s take a look at some body cam footage from Jon Jones right before getting arrested for a DWI
So Jon, in the very early hours of the morning in downtown Albuquerque, he found some “homo guys, uh, homeless guys” that he was just being “nice to”
That’s a very heterosexual thing to do, Jon, taking a drive at night and finding some homeless guys to be “nice to”, while your wife and kids are sound asleep
Some more body cam footage of this closeted faggot
Now let’s take a look at everything that Jon Jones being a homosexual explains perfectly
He assaulted his wife bloodily with his 3 children present, prompting them to call 911 from a hotel lobby
What would drive him to do such a thing, who would just assault a woman like that?
Maybe someone who can’t get it up…
He was charged on battery for assaulting a stripper, he drunkenly walks into the club and finds a stripper to bring home, everything is fine until randomly… he just assaults the shit out of her. Why?
He couldn’t get it up.
He is attracted to men. All of the felonies, all of the footage, there are literally millions of clips of Jon jones being “zesty”, like the entire interview leading up to the second fight with DC
Don’t even get me started on this nigga getting the shit bricked out of him with hasbulla on top of em
So fucking brutal, total faggot
It’s not even “this case might hold water”, no he’s a homosexual. Water.
Inb4 dnrcels
Tagging some users that I want to see this
@Jason Voorhees
@BWCisLAW
@truelarping
@BigBallsLarry
Firstly, I’d like to go over this blackout drunk black man at a comedy club who has been recently identified as none other than Jon Jones
Expressing how he wants to hear butt jokes
When he is asked how he stumbled upon this place with him and his MALE friend who he is next to, he responds with
“My cutie over here” a whole ass nigga btw
; is how he stumbled upon this place Expressing how obsessed he is with LA guys, like the one he’s sitting next to in the crowd…
You might be asking yourself how do we know this is Jon jones? This sounds like some blackout drunk gay guy
Comedian tells Jon everyone will give him a hug on his way out, a hug isn’t really enough for him, as he now says
That he is more of the type to put his finger in your butthole
At this point, the interaction has shifted from comedy, to almost a coming out party, as the crowd is very confused by this gay black man
Bones then touches the groin of the man he is next to, prompting the comedian to say this
Super fucking gay, now listen to what he says to this “Mike” he’s with
Is your butthole tight or what
I’m caging over how gay he is
If you’re still here you have probably seen the explanation on why Jon tested positive for PED’s, he says the positive test was actually due to
JFL
So you’re telling me at the absolute peak of his athletic career at 28 years old in phenomenal physical condition, Jon Jones can’t get it up
28 and healthy, quite a time for ED…
Now, let’s take a look at some body cam footage from Jon Jones right before getting arrested for a DWI
So Jon, in the very early hours of the morning in downtown Albuquerque, he found some “homo guys, uh, homeless guys” that he was just being “nice to”
That’s a very heterosexual thing to do, Jon, taking a drive at night and finding some homeless guys to be “nice to”, while your wife and kids are sound asleep
Some more body cam footage of this closeted faggot
Now let’s take a look at everything that Jon Jones being a homosexual explains perfectly
He assaulted his wife bloodily with his 3 children present, prompting them to call 911 from a hotel lobby
What would drive him to do such a thing, who would just assault a woman like that?
Maybe someone who can’t get it up…
He was charged on battery for assaulting a stripper, he drunkenly walks into the club and finds a stripper to bring home, everything is fine until randomly… he just assaults the shit out of her. Why?
He couldn’t get it up.
He is attracted to men. All of the felonies, all of the footage, there are literally millions of clips of Jon jones being “zesty”, like the entire interview leading up to the second fight with DC
Don’t even get me started on this nigga getting the shit bricked out of him with hasbulla on top of em
So fucking brutal, total faggot
It’s not even “this case might hold water”, no he’s a homosexual. Water.
Inb4 dnrcels
Tagging some users that I want to see this
@Jason Voorhees
@BWCisLAW
@truelarping
@BigBallsLarry
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