Jon Skywalker's parents (and ethnicity)

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Here they are, well a family photo of them, but he's not in it. His two sisters are in it though
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It wasn't until he added his real last name that I found his family. He's following only a single Brannon on Instagram and it's his father, Steve Brannon.
He's apparently some kind of embassy worker

It also matches with his body transformation in Uzbekistan
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This originally made me think he was half Uzbek, but the way he talked about it, he said he had no idea Uzbekistan was even a country until he moved there, then I made the connection by reading some articles by one his sisters (who's btw a verified writer and blogger)
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Turns out he's half Chinese
It's not exactly hidden or anything but something I found out with a bit of digging
 
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@Sanguinius So turns out he's not Kazakh like you said
I guess it gets confusing sometimes, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Central Asia in general is a curious place
 
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Brutal manlet pill ngl
 
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I remember him posting that he was half Chinese with the white half being German/Irish

He's a full blown mentalcel anyway
He can't cope with the fact he will always be seen as a gook no matter how rare his physique is
 
Both his sisters are hot I wanan fuck them if they're legal
 
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Jon @Skywalker exposed
 
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He descended
 
I remember him posting that he was half Chinese with the white half being German/Irish

He's a full blown mentalcel anyway
He can't cope with the fact he will always be seen as a gook no matter how rare his physique is
bro he is a massive slayer
stop this PSL retardation please
this is what you need to do as an ethnic (although if he were manlet it wouldnt have worked imo)
id love to have his life tbh
 
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Why is it brutal?
Both his parents are ugly as fuck. I don’t know what the sisters look like now but they look average in the photos. And Jon has a decent face with body halo. I’d be shocked if he’s actually 6’4”, he looks like a manlet in all his photos.
 
Both his parents are ugly as fuck.
You have to take into account that they're both old, far from their prime in that 2015 photo, even though it's from a decade ago
I don’t know what the sisters look like now but they look average in the photos. And Jon has a decent face with body halo. I’d be shocked if he’s actually 6’4”, he looks like a manlet in all his photos.
He's about a head taller than Jeff Seid, who's 6ft

 
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You have to take into account that they're both old, far from their prime in that 2015 photo, even though it's from a decade ago

He's about a head taller than Jeff Seid, who's 6ft


so he is 6'1'- 6'2 since seid is 5'10' (might even be 5'9' lel) IRL
figured, since EVERYBODY thats a public figure lies about their height .....also lol at his lifted shoes, proves my point exactly :feelskek: .....
 
so he is 6'1'- 6'2 since seid is 5'10' (might even be 5'9' lel) IRL
figured, since EVERYBODY thats a public figure lies about their height .....also lol at his lifted shoes, proves my point exactly :feelskek: .....
Should I move to the dysgenic states of america? I'm 6'2 which is barely above average here and in usa everyone seems to be recessed and obsessed with height
 
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Should I move to the dysgenic states of america? I'm 6'2 which is barely above average here and in usa everyone seems to be recessed and obsessed with height
where do you live?
yes, youll slay easier but the quality is not that great
for top quality, like in Miami or cities like that, competition is just like in europe or even higher
 
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@Sanguinius So turns out he's not Kazakh like you said
I guess it gets confusing sometimes, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Central Asia in general is a curious place
Ahhh you’re right, I was mistaken. Thanks for the clarification
 
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@Sanguinius So turns out he's not Kazakh like you said
I guess it gets confusing sometimes, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Central Asia in general is a curious place
ignored this dumbass shit like this rlly pisses me off
Ig32
 
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