JP Morgan Scandal is Hilarious

[nipplemuncher]

Exclusive | Bombshell sex harassment suit against Lorna Hajdini, JPMorgan branded ‘complete fabrication’ as John Doe is unmasked

“He has tarnished her with a complete fabrication,” one source told The Post.

nypost.com

I have so many questions. How does a grown ass nigga let a bitch give head against will??? AND THEN HE CRIES???? Bro what nigga cries during head bro jfl. First of all, how do you let her come to your home if she was already giving u sexual signs at work nd shit? And you married so why is u inviting a female to ur place alone jfl. This nigga def tried to hit and got smacked down lmfao what a failed revenge.

As for the quotes she allegedly said, bro what a fucking line: "I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn't have these cannons." Still cant believe he cried tho jfl.

On another note, if this shit was real, I wish I was in his position. Like nigga, you look like a fuckin mackerel and this stacy ass shawty is tryna fuck u?? Bro Im letting myself get suffocated by her cannons .

What are we thinking is this larp or not? And is this nigga a straight up pussy? I think so.

 

[psychopathic]

Imagine being this absolute subhuman ethnic and getting unlimited hole from this PAWG for free.

 

[LaMuerta]

Exclusive | Bombshell sex harassment suit against Lorna Hajdini, JPMorgan branded ‘complete fabrication’ as John Doe is unmasked

“He has tarnished her with a complete fabrication,” one source told The Post.

nypost.com

I have so many questions. How does a grown ass nigga let a bitch give head against will??? AND THEN HE CRIES???? Bro what nigga cries during head bro jfl. First of all, how do you let her come to your home if she was already giving u sexual signs at work nd shit? And you married so why is u inviting a female to ur place alone jfl. This nigga def tried to hit and got smacked down lmfao what a failed revenge.

As for the quotes she allegedly said, bro what a fucking line: "I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn't have these cannons." Still cant believe he cried tho jfl.

On another note, if this shit was real, I wish I was in his position. Like nigga, you look like a fuckin mackerel and this stacy ass shawty is tryna fuck u?? Bro Im letting myself get suffocated by her cannons .

What are we thinking is this larp or not? And is this nigga a straight up pussy? I think so.

this nigga is a straight up pussy frr.
at least 10k on incels.is

look at him

 

[romanstock]

It's natural for them to submit to a White person, leave him alone.

 

[Whatever]

The whole thing reads like some really shitty porno. The day after I read it I kept thinking of “your wife doesn’t have these cannons” or him in court telling the story in a really thick Indian accent, haven’t laughed so hard in a long time.

 

[RichardSpencel]

this nigga is a straight up pussy frr.
at least 10k on incels.is

View attachment 5011072look at him

He looks like flushed away

 

[JellyBelly]