Judge and jury the type of silly fella

[Vermilioncore]

Who is last at the bar with his suit tie untied and his head down. The bartender says “we are closing in 10” and pours him one last shot and says “it’s on the house”

 

[Deleted member 31457]

and then as hes leaving the pub it explodes and he carries on walking ahead without looking back

 

[Vermilioncore]

and then as hes leaving the pub it explodes and he carries on walking ahead without looking back

Puts a cigarette in his mouth and his sunglasses on as the explosion happens.

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Puts a cigarette in his mouth and his sunglasses on as the explosion happens.

and then he wakes up... it was aallllll a dream

 

[Vermilioncore]

and then he wakes up... it was aallllll a dream

And goes downstairs to eat a nice breakfast and plays with his pet and says “oh spike, how I missed you” and his dog licks his face

 

[Deleted member 31457]

And goes downstairs to eat a nice breakfast and plays with his pet and says “oh spike, how I missed you” and his dog licks his face

and then he hears a strange noise in the other room so he grabs a baseball bat to see what it is

 

[Vermilioncore]

and then he hears a strange noise in the other room so he grabs a baseball bat to see what it is

“Who goes there?!”