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Deleted member 31457
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He's the type of guy to work as a plasterer and to work only on Saturdays and Sundays from 9-5 bringing his oversized builders radio with him blasting shit love island ITV2 songs like let's get down to business by teisto whilst everyone in the neighborhood is trying to recover from their workweek and then once he's finished doing a shit job of plastering and he's finished his exhausting two days of work for the week he goes down to Tesco with his stone Island jumper refusing to move out of the way when someone is trying to walk past and shoulder barging anyone who goes near him all the way down to the alcohol section where he buys himself some Stella and a 6 pack of dark fruits and then goes to the counter where he flirts with the cashier and jokingly says "do ya need to check me ID luv" and then laughs historically whilst the cashier smiles awkwardly back at him in silence and then drives his white van home parks it outside his house walks through the front door unnecessarily slamming it behind him and shouts "put the kettle on luv will ya" and then sits down on the sofa and turns on the telle, cracks open a Stella and watches Chelsea lose 2-1 and then beats the shit out of his wife and leaves the house to go down to the pub and punches every opponent fan he sees in a fit of rage and then goes back home at 2am with blood all over his shirt and snuggles up in bed next to his bruised missus ready for the new week
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