Julius Ceaser was literally a monster

[TsarTsar444]

During his time in Gaul, Julius Caesar: massacred
the entire population of Cenabum and Avaricum, sold tens of thousands of people into slavery, massacred the Belgae massacred the Helvetii (including women and children), attempted to genocide the Eburones by destroying their villages, harvests and driving away their herds SO that those that weren't killed immediately would end up starving to death, drove the Carnutes from their homes in the coldest winter to make them freeze to death and massacred fleeing
women and children of the Tencteri and Usipetes
tribes. If most of his victims hadnt been Celts (Europeans) but rather native Americans or Africans we would be having a serious discussion about renaming the
month of July

 

[TsarTsar444]

God when redditors find some extreme copium way to justify his deeds cause he was just a "man of his time", makes me want to shit in their mouths

 

[AlexBrown84]

he’s a good guy we’ve both been to cairo

 

[Unhuman]

During his time in Gaul, Julius Caesar: massacred
the entire population of Cenabum and Avaricum, sold tens of thousands of people into slavery, massacred the Belgae massacred the Helvetii (including women and children), attempted to genocide the Eburones by destroying their villages, harvests and driving away their herds SO that those that weren't killed immediately would end up starving to death, drove the Carnutes from their homes in the coldest winter to make them freeze to death and massacred fleeing
women and children of the Tencteri and Usipetes
tribes. If most of his victims hadnt been Celts (Europeans) but rather native Americans or Africans we would be having a serious discussion about renaming the
month of July

Only the rage of a balding manlet is capable of doing this.

 

[Toth's thot]

chad

 

[Unhuman]

Have you ever looked up the etymology of the world "Tsar"?

 

[TsarTsar444]

Only the rage of a balding manlet is capable of doing this.

Legit, notice how Marcus Anthonius the chad didn't care about doing war and governing Rome but instead wanted to ldar and have orgies in Egypt with stacy slave girls?

Meanwhile Octavius (such an incel sounding name, just compare it to Marcus ) was an autistic wierdo that did typical eugene things like care about politics and muh senate muh roman people and getting brutally mogged by his best general at the same time

 

[TsarTsar444]

Have you ever looked up the etymology of the world "Tsar"?
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Yes ironic , it comes from Julies Ceaser but it essentially means Emperor in slavic

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Legit, notice how Marcus Anthonius the chad didn't care about doing war and governing Rome but instead wanted to ldar and have orgies in Egypt with stacy slave girls?

Meanwhile Octavius (such an incel sounding name, just compare it to Marcus ) was an autistic wierdo that did typical eugene things like care about politics and muh senate muh roman people and getting brutally mogged by his best general at the same time
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Yeah but Octavian won the naval battle and established the Flavian dynasty despite being a 19 year old balding cuck. Marc Anthony was Ceasar’s best general but got spanked

 

[Enfant terrible]

During his time in Gaul, Julius Caesar: massacred
the entire population of Cenabum and Avaricum, sold tens of thousands of people into slavery, massacred the Belgae massacred the Helvetii (including women and children), attempted to genocide the Eburones by destroying their villages, harvests and driving away their herds SO that those that weren't killed immediately would end up starving to death, drove the Carnutes from their homes in the coldest winter to make them freeze to death and massacred fleeing
women and children of the Tencteri and Usipetes
tribes. If most of his victims hadnt been Celts (Europeans) but rather native Americans or Africans we would be having a serious discussion about renaming the
month of July

based

 

[TsarTsar444]

Yeah but Octavian won the naval battle and established the Flavian dynasty despite being a 19 year old balding cuck. Marc Anthony was Ceasar’s best general but got spanked

Yes but Mark Anthony lived a much more fulfilling life, being Octavius back then is like being Mark Zukerberg, while Marcus lived a life more akin to a super famous rockstar/rap singer of today. He was 24/7 on hemp, wine, having sex with the best girls in the world at that time, lived in a ideal climate etx.

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Yes but Mark Anthony lived a much more fulfilling life, being Octavius back then is like being Mark Zukerberg, while Marcus lived a life more akin to a super famous rockstar/rap singer of today. He was 24/7 on hemp, wine, having sex with the best girls in the world at that time, lived in a ideal climate etx.

He ltr’d cleopatra who was known for being an ntmaxxed mtb

 

[Detona]

During his time in Gaul, Julius Caesar: massacred
the entire population of Cenabum and Avaricum, sold tens of thousands of people into slavery, massacred the Belgae massacred the Helvetii (including women and children), attempted to genocide the Eburones by destroying their villages, harvests and driving away their herds SO that those that weren't killed immediately would end up starving to death, drove the Carnutes from their homes in the coldest winter to make them freeze to death and massacred fleeing
women and children of the Tencteri and Usipetes
tribes. If most of his victims hadnt been Celts (Europeans) but rather native Americans or Africans we would be having a serious discussion about renaming the
month of July

Lol if u actually believe any of this happened.

 

[TsarTsar444]

He ltr’d cleopatra who was known for being an ntmaxxed mtb

Yes and she managed to seduce chad hunks like Ceaser or Anthony while Augustus just stared in her face during their whole convo without even blinking like an aspie and raping her country. If he was born today he would be the 15yo kid playing as Nazi Germant in Hoi4 all day

 

[TsarTsar444]

Lol if u actually believe any of this happened.

It's from Ceaser himself, this is from his autobiography

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Yes and she managed to seduce chad hunks like Ceaser or Anthony while Augustus just stared in her face during their whole convo without even blinking like an aspie and raping her country. If he was born today he would be the 15yo kid playing as Nazi Germant in Hoi4 all day

Yeah Augustus sucks, probably spent his childhood studying miliatary tactics instead of being someone’s first. Meanwhile Marc Anthony used his dick and got Egypt on his side in the civil war by pumping cleo.

 

[Detona]

It's from Ceaser himself, this is from his autobiography

Lol if u actually believe in the truthfulness of that incel screed

 

[Prince88]

that boy is a monster

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Julius, or as close friends, really close friends (wink-wink (like Marky, though I'm not indicating anything, js)) would call him, Julie. He had a pedophilic orgasm disorder. But later, moron-scholars would misinterpret it as seizures (thus Caesar, rhymes?? fucking idiots.) Whenever he would see a child, like his nephew, for example, Octavian (who would be the next Caesar) he would start spurting all over himself and sometimes on other people like the senators — Mark Anthony; who actually didn't mind the godly shower. The senators became furious! "How dare that motherfucker cum on us like that!" Their wives would even crack jokes about them being Julie's sperm catchers. Ugh. They had enough and one day, each one stabbed him in his back as he was jerking off. Ugh. Fucking pervert. All the way to the end.

 

[BoneDensity]

Yes ironic , it comes from Julies Ceaser but it essentially means Emperor in slavic

The word for emperor in many languages comes from Julius Caesar's family name.

 

[BoneDensity]

Pretty much every great leader and conqueror that is revered and looked up to today commited mass atrocities like genocide etc. Goes to show that morality doesn't really matter to people as long as you have insane authority and success. Nobody likes losers.

 

[Moggie]

God when redditors find some extreme copium way to justify his deeds cause he was just a "man of his time", makes me want to shit in their mouths
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Your retarded the Kelts were dumbasses that got rekt the number of dead is really over exaggerated. Cope if you think that western europe would have been better without the Roman Empire and Caesar was a chad.

 

[Moggie]

OP probs thinks hannibal killing heaps of Italics is ok because Rome bad jfl.

Mirin Roman tenacity

 

[Deleted member 18840]

God when redditors find some extreme copium way to justify his deeds cause he was just a "man of his time", makes me want to shit in their mouths
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But this logic doesnt apply to muhammad sawas ofc…
Khalid rly was the best warrior

 

[Sal]

But women will say he’s got “toxic masculinity”.

Listen man. He did bad shit cause he had to. Dictators have to be ruthless. People in history did bad shit.

Water.

 

[TsarTsar444]

Your retarded the Kelts were dumbasses that got rekt the number of dead is really over exaggerated. Cope if you think that western europe would have been better without the Roman Empire and Caesar was a chad.

Those reports come from Ceaser himself directly from his autobiography

 

[Moggie]

Those reports come from Ceaser himself directly from his autobiography

Just take people at their word theory and take things literally theory

 

[TsarTsar444]

OP probs thinks hannibal killing heaps of Italics is ok because Rome bad jfl.

Mirin Roman tenacity

Yes because the first punic war was extremely dishonorable, Rome just decided to attack Carthage for the fuck of it even though they were originally alies and Carthage supplied Rome with tons of wheat during the Phyric wars. But Romans just got gready and for no reason attacked a friendly-neutral nation

 

[Enfant terrible]

It's from Ceaser himself, this is from his autobiography

he tends to exaggerate the numbers
woudlnt take it to seriously
especially numbers of battle combatants and casualties

 

[TsarTsar444]

Just take people at their word theory and take things literally theory

Yes because the man himself would try to put a stain on his name just for the sake of it instead of larping how all the gauls were killed in battle . He directly said which celtic villages his soldiers just went in and massacred and how much slaves he got. This is also supported by every historian during that time

 

[Moggie]

Yes because the first punic war was extremely dishonorable, Rome just decided to attack Carthage for the fuck of it even though they were originally alies and Carthage supplied Rome with tons of wheat during the Phyric wars. But Romans just got gready and for no reason attacked a friendly-neutral nation

Nah bruh Carthage was trying to take whole island of Sicily and was involved with Messina and Syracuse, their was agreement between Roman and Carthage not to attack and Carthage got involved. Sicily was really important in the ancient world it was a breadbasket and not a mafioso hell hole like today.

 

[Moggie]

Yes because the man himself would try to put a stain on his name just for the sake of it instead of larping how all the gauls were killed in battle . He directly said which celtic villages his soldiers just went in and massacred and how much slaves he got. This is also supported by every historian during that time

It clearly did not put a stain on his name at the time lol, it helped catapult his political career it was the civil war that made people cautious about caesar and then decided to kill him.

 

[TsarTsar444]

It clearly did not put a stain on his name at the time lol, it helped catapult his political career it was the civil war that made people cautious about caesar and then decided to kill him.

Again why would he lie about it? Why would you brag about killing thousands of innocent kids?

 

[Moggie]

Again why would he lie about it? Why would you brag about killing thousands of innocent kids?

You talking about the Helvetti, he said there were 300k of them so clearly his numbers are not reliable, he wanted conquest to advance his political career and the more impressive it sounded the better.

 

[Moggie]

 

[Moggie]

Yes because the man himself would try to put a stain on his name just for the sake of it instead of larping how all the gauls were killed in battle .

It didn't.

This is also supported by every historian during that time

Cicero for example didn't give a shit.

 

[BoneDensity]

Yes because the man himself would try to put a stain on his name just for the sake of it instead of larping how all the gauls were killed in battle . He directly said which celtic villages his soldiers just went in and massacred and how much slaves he got. This is also supported by every historian during that time

Well in the end Rome got BTFO'd and Romans got replaced by Scandi bulls so what goes around comes around eventually.

 

[TheAnomaly]

During his time in Gaul, Julius Caesar: massacred
the entire population of Cenabum and Avaricum, sold tens of thousands of people into slavery, massacred the Belgae massacred the Helvetii (including women and children), attempted to genocide the Eburones by destroying their villages, harvests and driving away their herds SO that those that weren't killed immediately would end up starving to death, drove the Carnutes from their homes in the coldest winter to make them freeze to death and massacred fleeing
women and children of the Tencteri and Usipetes
tribes. If most of his victims hadnt been Celts (Europeans) but rather native Americans or Africans we would be having a serious discussion about renaming the
month

Maybe it was payback:

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[Deleted member 17791]

Legit, notice how Marcus Anthonius the chad didn't care about doing war and governing Rome but instead wanted to ldar and have orgies in Egypt with stacy slave girls?

Meanwhile Octavius (such an incel sounding name, just compare it to Marcus ) was an autistic wierdo that did typical eugene things like care about politics and muh senate muh roman people and getting brutally mogged by his best general at the same time
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Octavius Augustus


He mogs that ogre, prettyboy pilled again

 

[Vermilioncore]

Thought he was just a book character like hamlet or some shit

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Caesar was based as fuck. Kill barbarians, cross rubicon, destroy democracy with your frens.

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

During his time in Gaul, Julius Caesar: massacred
the entire population of Cenabum and Avaricum, sold tens of thousands of people into slavery, massacred the Belgae massacred the Helvetii (including women and children), attempted to genocide the Eburones by destroying their villages, harvests and driving away their herds SO that those that weren't killed immediately would end up starving to death, drove the Carnutes from their homes in the coldest winter to make them freeze to death and massacred fleeing
women and children of the Tencteri and Usipetes
tribes. If most of his victims hadnt been Celts (Europeans) but rather native Americans or Africans we would be having a serious discussion about renaming the
month of July

Caesar wasn’t a racist he vied all non romans as subhumans your a little faggot bitch for hating on Caesar he spent a large part of his life killing fellow Roman but you jsut ignore that you dumb fucker. Yes he enslaved celts no shit as if the celts and Germanics weren’t enslaving eachother.

He wouldn’t have had access to black Africans on large amount and blacks were respected back then unlike the Middle Ages where they were known as slaves and native Americans are isolated. He did enslave many NAFRIS though

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Yeah Augustus sucks, probably spent his childhood studying miliatary tactics instead of being someone’s first. Meanwhile Marc Anthony used his dick and got Egypt on his side in the civil war by pumping cleo.

Not true, he didnt even want to lead he was written Into the will when ceasar died which only happened because to Anthony’s shitty governing skills whislt ceasar was in Egypt and Anthony was left in Rome. Octavian was a good leader, Anthony was only a good general.

Octavians best friend was also a superb general so he basically did all the commanding and battles for him and cucked Anthony in the end

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

But this logic doesnt apply to muhammad sawas ofc…
Khalid rly was the best warrior

Yes because telling people to convert to Islam or pay a tax or die is completely honourable and kind . They were all jackasses and I like khalid

 

[Prince charming]

During his time in Gaul, Julius Caesar: massacred
the entire population of Cenabum and Avaricum, sold tens of thousands of people into slavery, massacred the Belgae massacred the Helvetii (including women and children), attempted to genocide the Eburones by destroying their villages, harvests and driving away their herds SO that those that weren't killed immediately would end up starving to death, drove the Carnutes from their homes in the coldest winter to make them freeze to death and massacred fleeing
women and children of the Tencteri and Usipetes
tribes. If most of his victims hadnt been Celts (Europeans) but rather native Americans or Africans we would be having a serious discussion about renaming the
month of July

In your opinion who where the top ten military strategists/ leaders and why

 

[Moggie]

Octavius Augustus
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He mogs that ogre, prettyboy pilled again

Gigahighclasspheno

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Gigahighclasspheno

Imperator pheno

 

[JBcollector]

Based

 

[Deleted member 17872]

Most overrated general in history by far.

Good tactician and mediocre strategist.

Muh Alessia Muh Pharsalus

One was just him being right place at the right time against a group of poorly trained and poorly armed barbarians.

The other was again having experience soldiers against Pompeii's motley crew of rookies.

Would not even put in top 25. Not even the greatest Roman general.

 

[Moggie]

Most overrated general in history by far.

Is Napoleon the GOAT general?