Seth Walsh
The man in the mirror is my only threat
Contributor
- Joined
- Jan 12, 2020
- Posts
- 7,604
- Reputation
- 13,884
Hey folks,
Just wanted to pop in between my gold leaf facial and the test drive of my yet-to-be-released hypercar (yeah, it's so exclusive, the brand name is just a whisper on the wind) to share a slice of my oh-so-humble life. You know, living the dream in my modest 25-bedroom beachfront mansion. I was contemplating life's simplicities while my personal chef prepared a light snack of caviar and truffle pizza - homegrown truffles, of course.
Had a bit of a dilemma choosing which private jet to take for my daily commute. The gold-plated one is in the shop (you wouldn't believe the headache rain causes), so I had to settle for the diamond-encrusted backup. Tough life, but someone's got to do it.
Oh, and about my weekend plans? I'm thinking of buying a small island. You know, something cozy, just for the summer parties. I was eyeing one with a volcano - it really brings the heat to the soirées, if you catch my drift.
Anyway, must dash. I've got a meeting with my personal astronomer to discuss renaming a constellation. Any suggestions?
Stay humble, my friends.
Just wanted to pop in between my gold leaf facial and the test drive of my yet-to-be-released hypercar (yeah, it's so exclusive, the brand name is just a whisper on the wind) to share a slice of my oh-so-humble life. You know, living the dream in my modest 25-bedroom beachfront mansion. I was contemplating life's simplicities while my personal chef prepared a light snack of caviar and truffle pizza - homegrown truffles, of course.
Had a bit of a dilemma choosing which private jet to take for my daily commute. The gold-plated one is in the shop (you wouldn't believe the headache rain causes), so I had to settle for the diamond-encrusted backup. Tough life, but someone's got to do it.
Oh, and about my weekend plans? I'm thinking of buying a small island. You know, something cozy, just for the summer parties. I was eyeing one with a volcano - it really brings the heat to the soirées, if you catch my drift.
Anyway, must dash. I've got a meeting with my personal astronomer to discuss renaming a constellation. Any suggestions?
Stay humble, my friends.
