just ate 3 lbs of bacon

[polarpop]

but its chill cause im dieting and on the carnivore diet

 

[LowInhibNoSMV]

are you muslim by chance

 

[polarpop]

are you muslim by chance

no

 

[LowInhibNoSMV]

no

 

[polarpop]

are you muslim

 

[LowInhibNoSMV]

are you muslim

only on mondays

 

[polarpop]

only on mondays

why not tuesdays

 

[LowInhibNoSMV]

why not tuesdays

im hindu on tuesdays

 

[polarpop]

im hindu on tuesdays

what about wednesdays

 

[greekstatue]

but its chill cause im dieting and on the carnivore diet

yea meat means protein good and stuff yeah

 

[LowInhibNoSMV]

what about wednesdays

im christian for the rest of the week, excluding fridays

 

[sebtrynaascend]

#grrmondays

 

[polarpop]

yea meat means protein good and stuff yeah

will i still lose weight? im 297, 44% body fat, 5'6

 

[polarpop]

im christian for the rest of the week, excluding fridays

what about during the month of november

 

[Tayvion Cole]

but its chill cause im dieting and on the carnivore diet

I did this once when my family was making BLTS for dinner, Safe to say we had to get something else for dinner.

 

[LowInhibNoSMV]

what about during the month of november

tough one, i’d say mostly christian with some atheism mixed in sometimes

 

[polarpop]

tough one, i’d say mostly christian with some atheism mixed in sometimes

what about march of 2044

 

[LowInhibNoSMV]

what about march of 2044

ill probably either be dead or christian

 

[jflmeister]

pork is good and i like it because pigs revel in shit. as a man you have to learn to keep a beggars can't be choosers mentality. i would dig into a rancid dog carcass out of a sewer if i happened to be hungry in its vicinity

 

[polarpop]

pork is good and i like it because pigs revel in shit. as a man you have to learn to keep a beggars can't be choosers mentality. i would dig into a rancid dog carcass out of a sewer if i happened to be hungry in its vicinity

im okay.

i get my produce locally sourced at amish farms

 

[greekstatue]

will i still lose weight? im 297, 44% body fat, 5'6

yes but to lose weight u most not starve u must eat more than what u r eating rn also drink the grease from the pan mabye mix it with butter it will be healthy and enhance ur heart

 

[polarpop]

yes but to lose weight u most not starve u must eat more than what u r eating rn also drink the grease from the pan mabye mix it with butter it will be healthy and enhance ur heart

yes every morning i have my fat coffee

black coffee
3 tbsp of butter
100 ml of heavy cream
4 raw eggs

 

[jflmeister]

yes but to lose weight u most not starve u must eat more than what u r eating rn also drink the grease from the pan mabye mix it with butter it will be healthy and enhance ur heart

inject rotten pig grease into your jugular vein and then eat ten raw mutton strips doused in salt and vinegar

 

[jflmeister]

take a real live pig and just start chowing down on that fucker hair and everything

 

[greekstatue]

inject rotten pig grease into your jugular vein and then eat ten raw mutton strips doused in salt and vinegar

this might be method. can we book an interview mabye get this method out there

 

[jflmeister]

this might be method. can we book an interview mabye get this method out there

ok first you have to take a live pig and then kill it halal style then you mash it up with a sledgehammer and collect all the yellow parts (the fat from the pig) mix it together and blend it until liquid then put it into an alcohol solution then make a small incision in your neck to inject it then stitch it back together

 

[jflmeister]

make sure to let the grease ferment until it bubbles and you can see maggots in it

 

[greekstatue]

ok first you have to take a live pig and then kill it halal style then you mash it up with a sledgehammer and collect all the yellow parts (the fat from the pig) mix it together and blend it until liquid then put it into an alcohol solution then make a small incision in your neck to inject it then stitch it back together

lowk reading this wants to make me throw up ew ew ew squish it

 

[jflmeister]

lowk reading this wants to make me throw up ew ew ew squish it

it's halal though

 

[greekstatue]

it's halal though

ew ew ew

 

[Mecha-Man]

High in fat. Try to switch to leaner options if you're trying to maintain your physique.

Good protein though, so it'll keep you strong.

 

[jflmeister]

ew ew ew

vomit-chan impressed

 

[greekstatue]

vomit-chan impressed

go look at my recent post tell me if the bacon caused it