optimisticzoomer
Salutations my children
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Nah bruh, so I’ve just been fired/“client removed”. Basically the client who hires my security company for their security has removed me, so I can no longer work at that site. But I am still technically employed by the security company, and I think they’ll get in touch to find other roles. But I want to get out of security anyway. The problem is I don’t think I can get benefits for being fired now, as I still technically work for this company. Idk
THE REASON I WAS FIRED: I put a small blu tack penis on a Batman poster in our post room
So my security job was in the post room, handing out post to people from different departments, so wasn’t really security. It was chill, banter with customers and a great colleague.
A few weeks ago I put a model cock on a Batman poster (site is part of film industry) in the post room. Loads of people have been coming in every day, including the client, and the poster is in clear view. No complaints. Then today one of our security colleagues came in the post room, and she’s the one who complained to the client lol
So this obese bitch snaked me out for no reason, for something no one else had a problem with, and then the client escalated it and instantly removed me jfl. Our manager came in and asked who did it, and I said it was me, and asked who reported it. She said she didn’t know. 5 minutes later she comes in and says “I’m really sorry, but you’ve been client removed” and walked me off site. She then strongly hinted it was this fat bitch who came in earlier. Some snake who pretended to be friendly in the past.
TLDR:
I’m currently without a job because I was fired on the spot for putting a small blu tack penis on a Batman poster in our post room
. How am I gonna explain that to my parents?
@Bitchwhipper2 @Aën Fаrhis @Jason Voorhees @imontheloose @sub5outsider
THE REASON I WAS FIRED: I put a small blu tack penis on a Batman poster in our post room
So my security job was in the post room, handing out post to people from different departments, so wasn’t really security. It was chill, banter with customers and a great colleague.
A few weeks ago I put a model cock on a Batman poster (site is part of film industry) in the post room. Loads of people have been coming in every day, including the client, and the poster is in clear view. No complaints. Then today one of our security colleagues came in the post room, and she’s the one who complained to the client lol
So this obese bitch snaked me out for no reason, for something no one else had a problem with, and then the client escalated it and instantly removed me jfl. Our manager came in and asked who did it, and I said it was me, and asked who reported it. She said she didn’t know. 5 minutes later she comes in and says “I’m really sorry, but you’ve been client removed” and walked me off site. She then strongly hinted it was this fat bitch who came in earlier. Some snake who pretended to be friendly in the past.
TLDR:
I’m currently without a job because I was fired on the spot for putting a small blu tack penis on a Batman poster in our post room
@Bitchwhipper2 @Aën Fаrhis @Jason Voorhees @imontheloose @sub5outsider
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