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Nah bruh, so I’ve just been fired/“client removed”. Basically the client who hires my security company for their security has removed me, so I can no longer work at that site. But I am still technically employed by the security company, and I think they’ll get in touch to find other roles. But I want to get out of security anyway. The problem is I don’t think I can get benefits for being fired now, as I still technically work for this company. Idk

THE REASON I WAS FIRED: I put a small blu tack penis on a Batman poster in our post room:feelsokman:

So my security job was in the post room, handing out post to people from different departments, so wasn’t really security. It was chill, banter with customers and a great colleague.

A few weeks ago I put a model cock on a Batman poster (site is part of film industry) in the post room. Loads of people have been coming in every day, including the client, and the poster is in clear view. No complaints. Then today one of our security colleagues came in the post room, and she’s the one who complained to the client lol:cop:

So this obese bitch snaked me out for no reason, for something no one else had a problem with, and then the client escalated it and instantly removed me jfl. Our manager came in and asked who did it, and I said it was me, and asked who reported it. She said she didn’t know. 5 minutes later she comes in and says “I’m really sorry, but you’ve been client removed” and walked me off site. She then strongly hinted it was this fat bitch who came in earlier. Some snake who pretended to be friendly in the past.

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I’m currently without a job because I was fired on the spot for putting a small blu tack penis on a Batman poster in our post room:feelskek::feelskek:. How am I gonna explain that to my parents?:feelskek:

@Bitchwhipper2 @Aën Fаrhis @Jason Voorhees @imontheloose @sub5outsider
 
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Go do marine biologist things at sea. Try to grow hair on hammer head sharks with Chinese whisper rape theory

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What does a post room mean?
 
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You can forget getting British cupcake without a job.
 
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Nah bruh, so I’ve just been fired/“client removed”. Basically the client who hires my security company for their security has removed me, so I can no longer work at that site. But I am still technically employed by the security company, and I think they’ll get in touch to find other roles. But I want to get out of security anyway. The problem is I don’t think I can get benefits for being fired now, as I still technically work for this company. Idk

THE REASON I WAS FIRED: I put a small blu tack penis on a Batman poster in our post room:feelsokman:

So my security job was in the post room, handing out post to people from different departments, so wasn’t really security. It was chill, banter with customers and a great colleague.

A few weeks ago I put a model cock on a Batman poster (site is part of film industry) in the post room. Loads of people have been coming in every day, including the client, and the poster is in clear view. No complaints. Then today one of our security colleagues came in the post room, and she’s the one who complained to the client lol:cop:

So this obese bitch snaked me out for no reason, for something no one else had a problem with, and then the client escalated it and instantly removed me jfl. Our manager came in and asked who did it, and I said it was me, and asked who reported it. She said she didn’t know. 5 minutes later she comes in and says “I’m really sorry, but you’ve been client removed” and walked me off site. She then strongly hinted it was this fat bitch who came in earlier. Some snake who pretended to be friendly in the past.

TLDR:
I’m currently without a job because I was fired on the spot for putting a small blu tack penis on a Batman poster in our post room:feelskek::feelskek:. How am I gonna explain that to my parents?:feelskek:
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I mean why draw a cock on batman
 
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What does a post room mean?
Departments on site order post for films. We process it and they collect it from us, as opposed to the couriers going around the whole site and dropping it off
 
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Nah bruh, so I’ve just been fired/“client removed”. Basically the client who hires my security company for their security has removed me, so I can no longer work at that site. But I am still technically employed by the security company, and I think they’ll get in touch to find other roles. But I want to get out of security anyway. The problem is I don’t think I can get benefits for being fired now, as I still technically work for this company. Idk

THE REASON I WAS FIRED: I put a small blu tack penis on a Batman poster in our post room:feelsokman:

So my security job was in the post room, handing out post to people from different departments, so wasn’t really security. It was chill, banter with customers and a great colleague.

A few weeks ago I put a model cock on a Batman poster (site is part of film industry) in the post room. Loads of people have been coming in every day, including the client, and the poster is in clear view. No complaints. Then today one of our security colleagues came in the post room, and she’s the one who complained to the client lol:cop:

So this obese bitch snaked me out for no reason, for something no one else had a problem with, and then the client escalated it and instantly removed me jfl. Our manager came in and asked who did it, and I said it was me, and asked who reported it. She said she didn’t know. 5 minutes later she comes in and says “I’m really sorry, but you’ve been client removed” and walked me off site. She then strongly hinted it was this fat bitch who came in earlier. Some snake who pretended to be friendly in the past.

TLDR:
I’m currently without a job because I was fired on the spot for putting a small blu tack penis on a Batman poster in our post room:feelskek::feelskek:. How am I gonna explain that to my parents?:feelskek:
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@Bitchwhipper2 @Aën Fаrhis @Jason Voorhees @imontheloose @sub5outsider
inherit millions, that tactic always works ngl :feelshah:
 
lol. Always the fat ugly reject women that ruin it for everyone in the workplace because they are miserable.
 
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Still lifemogs me

Can’t even get a job :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:
 
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Side effect of living in a third world country:cry:
 
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Nah bruh, so I’ve just been fired/“client removed”. Basically the client who hires my security company for their security has removed me, so I can no longer work at that site. But I am still technically employed by the security company, and I think they’ll get in touch to find other roles. But I want to get out of security anyway. The problem is I don’t think I can get benefits for being fired now, as I still technically work for this company. Idk

THE REASON I WAS FIRED: I put a small blu tack penis on a Batman poster in our post room:feelsokman:

So my security job was in the post room, handing out post to people from different departments, so wasn’t really security. It was chill, banter with customers and a great colleague.

A few weeks ago I put a model cock on a Batman poster (site is part of film industry) in the post room. Loads of people have been coming in every day, including the client, and the poster is in clear view. No complaints. Then today one of our security colleagues came in the post room, and she’s the one who complained to the client lol:cop:

So this obese bitch snaked me out for no reason, for something no one else had a problem with, and then the client escalated it and instantly removed me jfl. Our manager came in and asked who did it, and I said it was me, and asked who reported it. She said she didn’t know. 5 minutes later she comes in and says “I’m really sorry, but you’ve been client removed” and walked me off site. She then strongly hinted it was this fat bitch who came in earlier. Some snake who pretended to be friendly in the past.

TLDR:
I’m currently without a job because I was fired on the spot for putting a small blu tack penis on a Batman poster in our post room:feelskek::feelskek:. How am I gonna explain that to my parents?:feelskek:
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Low cortisol high t video. Hope all is well what's the move from here boss
 
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lol. Always the fat ugly reject women that ruin it for everyone in the workplace because they are miserable.
They derive pleasure out of ruining everything for everyone
 
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Nah bruh, so I’ve just been fired/“client removed”. Basically the client who hires my security company for their security has removed me, so I can no longer work at that site. But I am still technically employed by the security company, and I think they’ll get in touch to find other roles. But I want to get out of security anyway. The problem is I don’t think I can get benefits for being fired now, as I still technically work for this company. Idk

THE REASON I WAS FIRED: I put a small blu tack penis on a Batman poster in our post room:feelsokman:

So my security job was in the post room, handing out post to people from different departments, so wasn’t really security. It was chill, banter with customers and a great colleague.

A few weeks ago I put a model cock on a Batman poster (site is part of film industry) in the post room. Loads of people have been coming in every day, including the client, and the poster is in clear view. No complaints. Then today one of our security colleagues came in the post room, and she’s the one who complained to the client lol:cop:

So this obese bitch snaked me out for no reason, for something no one else had a problem with, and then the client escalated it and instantly removed me jfl. Our manager came in and asked who did it, and I said it was me, and asked who reported it. She said she didn’t know. 5 minutes later she comes in and says “I’m really sorry, but you’ve been client removed” and walked me off site. She then strongly hinted it was this fat bitch who came in earlier. Some snake who pretended to be friendly in the past.

TLDR:
I’m currently without a job because I was fired on the spot for putting a small blu tack penis on a Batman poster in our post room:feelskek::feelskek:. How am I gonna explain that to my parents?:feelskek:
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@Bitchwhipper2 @Aën Fаrhis @Jason Voorhees @imontheloose @sub5outsider
why would the retarded bitch complain about a penis AT A PORN SITE


you should follow her home and break her legs with your mates so she can be fired too (y)
 
Nah bruh, so I’ve just been fired/“client removed”. Basically the client who hires my security company for their security has removed me, so I can no longer work at that site. But I am still technically employed by the security company, and I think they’ll get in touch to find other roles. But I want to get out of security anyway. The problem is I don’t think I can get benefits for being fired now, as I still technically work for this company. Idk

THE REASON I WAS FIRED: I put a small blu tack penis on a Batman poster in our post room:feelsokman:

So my security job was in the post room, handing out post to people from different departments, so wasn’t really security. It was chill, banter with customers and a great colleague.

A few weeks ago I put a model cock on a Batman poster (site is part of film industry) in the post room. Loads of people have been coming in every day, including the client, and the poster is in clear view. No complaints. Then today one of our security colleagues came in the post room, and she’s the one who complained to the client lol:cop:

So this obese bitch snaked me out for no reason, for something no one else had a problem with, and then the client escalated it and instantly removed me jfl. Our manager came in and asked who did it, and I said it was me, and asked who reported it. She said she didn’t know. 5 minutes later she comes in and says “I’m really sorry, but you’ve been client removed” and walked me off site. She then strongly hinted it was this fat bitch who came in earlier. Some snake who pretended to be friendly in the past.

TLDR:
I’m currently without a job because I was fired on the spot for putting a small blu tack penis on a Batman poster in our post room:feelskek::feelskek:. How am I gonna explain that to my parents?:feelskek:
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More time to rot on org :feelshehe::owo:
 
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Low cortisol high t video. Hope all is well what's the move from here boss
Idk lol
Maybe get the first job I can and search for others while there
Maybe spend longer trying to find a less dead end job
Maybe go on holiday or something
 
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Idk lol
Maybe get the first job I can and search for others while there
Maybe spend longer trying to find a less dead end job
Maybe go on holiday or something
You deserve it bhai would you know where you would want to go on vacation or work?
 
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Doing nofap made you draw penises. Time to fap. :feelsautistic:
 
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Go do marine biologist things at sea. Try to grow hair on hammer head sharks with Chinese whisper rape theory

@imontheloose @Former Shortcel @Mess
Son what the fuck are you talking about
 
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Oooof
 
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Only white people can do these things and not have their parents disown them or beat them with belt and shoes
 
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Only white people can do these things and not have their parents disown them or beat them with belt and shoes
@unstable @haryanvi_incel @browncurrycel
 
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Only white people can do these things and not have their parents disown them or beat them with belt and shoes
I don’t talk about sexual things or dicks and shit with them lol so it will be so awkward
 
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Employed problems
 
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You deserve it bhai would you know where you would want to go on vacation or work?
My career goal would be to set up a shark diving business or something. But I’m a long way off being able to do that yet

I used to live in the Gambia so wanted 3 weeks off work to go back there but they never gave me the time off. Also Belize
 
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My career goal would be to set up a shark diving business or something. But I’m a long way off being able to do that yet

I used to live in the Gambia so wanted 3 weeks off work to go back there but they never gave me the time off. Also Belize
Nice bhai how was it lol. Lowkey sick how much would you need to start that shark diving business. Awesome
 
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Nice bhai how was it lol. Lowkey sick how much would you need to start that shark diving business. Awesome
Nice country but would probably be too hot for me to live in now lol

If I ran it alone, just costs of a boat and permits etc. But in order to get a business visa in places where there is a market for it, you would likely need to hire people. It’s doable, but you’d need to be able to commit to it properly
 
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Nice country but would probably be too hot for me to live in now lol

If I ran it alone, just costs of a boat and permits etc. But in order to get a business visa in places where there is a market for it, you would likely need to hire people. It’s doable, but you’d need to be able to commit to it properly
That's true. It is hard but you love it. Do you know when you want to do it. Yeah too hot lol. Hope all goes well
 
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That's true. It is hard but you love it. Do you know when you want to do it. Yeah too hot lol. Hope all goes well
When I have the money and am willing to take the risk

I have around £90k now but wanna buy a tiny house
 
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When I have the money and am willing to take the risk

I have around £90k now but wanna buy a tiny house
Thats nice though. You should tkae the risk imo, up to you
 
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Low inhib move ngl type shi the cool jock will do to make everyone laugh
 
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The problem is I don’t think I can get benefits for being fired now, as I still technically work for this company.
uk laws abt this stuff r far too lenient and seem to be intentionally ambiguous. i got told "u wont be paid for this week, get ur stuff and leave; ur entrance card no longer works". that was it.
I put a small blu tack penis on a Batman poster in our post room:feelsokman:
im almost in awe knowing a zambian 42-year-old did this. u need to attend ur anti-rape classes again, the thoughts appear to be coming back. @Jason Voorhees
 
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im almost in awe knowing a zambian 42-year-old did this. u need to attend ur anti-rape classes again, the thoughts appear to be coming back. @Jason Voorhees
Gambian chad does what Gambian chad wants
 
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