Just bought one of those fish cuff thingies from dollar tree I’m gonna fuck it later tonight

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

The ones that roll in and out, I’m gonna lube up my johnson and go back for seconds, last time I tried my dick was too small but now I’m older and will reach the pinnacle of pleasure I am owed. Any advice? Just kidding I’m a pro.

 

[BlackFag]

Record it

 

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

Record it

Good idea, if anybody ever pisses me off I’m gonna post the video on their wall at 5x speed and 600% volume, there’s no device cap you can really get earraped with the right setup.

 

[Mogs Me]

what u gon do if a little Timmie put a fish trap in there as a prank and it gets stuck in ur urethal

 

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

what u gon do if a little Timmie put a fish trap in there as a prank and it gets stuck in ur urethal

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Safety seatbelt cutter, and Glock 9mm to blow my dick off in worst case scenario. But no I know I will coom loads from this I’m actually excited ngl