Just came up with the BEST comeback for the "ching chong" jokes

[ltnbrownacnecel]

Was playing some online game earlier and some dude started calling someone ching chong. I usually call them out saying things like "quit being racist". But you know that would usually just stoke the guy to say even shittier things.

This time, I did this:

Me: Hey man. You shouldn't say that.

Him: Lol what? You are chink too?

Me: It means "I'm a cuck" in Chinese dude.

Him: WTF...

That's it. It shut him down right there and then. If he mouths off with other random "ling long" whatever, you can just keep stacking up the insults, like, "Dude that means 'my dad's a cuck'".

There's literally no way he can win. You can claim whatever he says to mean whatever you want. His use of racist jibberish is literally fueling your advantage.

I'm gonna be using this from now on. Hope this will help you guys. Cheers.

----Edit----

Seems like some of you came up with what he may respond. In those cases, he still can't win, because he's already put himself in a disadvantage:

1- "Whatever. You are just making things up."

"I don't know man. You sure you want to go around advertising your GF like that?"

2- "Lol whatever. I'm into that shit."

"You do you. But 1.4 billion is A LOT of dudes..."

3- "Whatever. Stupid chink."

"Dude why you mad? You are the one telling everyone you are a cuck."

He can go on with any of the variations above. But once again, you have the advantage and he's just gonna make himself into a bigger joke the longer it goes on.

Some may say I'm being petty and shouldn't stoop to his level. But seriously how many times in your life you wish you would be able to shut these racists the fuck up? Now you literally have an anti slur ready to drop on any fools. Cheers!

Use this next time someone makes fun of us use this @PEENO08 @Maxillular @Skit @Mogwarts_Dropout @Norm Macdonald

 

[ltnbrownacnecel]

@FaceandBBC @Former Shortcel @Giornoblaze @wuzzdio @BeanCelll

 

[Maxillular]

Mirin IQ

 

[Maxillular]

Chinks are supposedly high iq yet could never think of this comeback for 200 years meanwhile a random curry on a forum does

 

[inversions]

Well u leaked it doesnt mean that

Ching chong

 

[ltnbrownacnecel]

Chinks are supposedly high iq yet could never think of this comeback for 200 years meanwhile a random curry on a forum does

This was from R/Asian Masculinity

 

[FaceandBBC]

Shit like this is why I want to start playing video games again. I miss being ultra toxic and getting accounts after accounts banned.

 

[Chungus]

 

[Maxillular]

This was from R/Asian Masculinity

Damn looks like they finallythought of someting useful for once instead of just crying about "MUUHHRRR SHYSTEMADIC RRACISMUU" "WHITE PIGGU GO HURRRR"

 

[ltnbrownacnecel]

What a gem wtf is this .

 

[Maxillular]

Also i tried putting together a compilation of Asians beating up Blacks in street fights, MMA and boxing and kickboxing like @EuphoricAsianNormie said he would

And I couldn't find more than 10 examples for the life of me

 

[Former Shortcel]

I told the white man who was bullying me it means “im a cuck” , instead of it silencing him he punched me in the face and now my maxilla is EVEN further set back

 

[Former Shortcel]

Also i tried putting together a compilation of Asians beating up Blacks in street fights, MMA and boxing and kickboxing like @EuphoricAsianNormie said he would

And I couldn't find more than 10 examples for the life of me

Did you check r/fightporn, gotta be some shit there

 

[grav]

Was playing some online game earlier and some dude started calling someone ching chong. I usually call them out saying things like "quit being racist". But you know that would usually just stoke the guy to say even shittier things.

This time, I did this:

Me: Hey man. You shouldn't say that.

Him: Lol what? You are chink too?

Me: It means "I'm a cuck" in Chinese dude.

Him: WTF...

That's it. It shut him down right there and then. If he mouths off with other random "ling long" whatever, you can just keep stacking up the insults, like, "Dude that means 'my dad's a cuck'".

There's literally no way he can win. You can claim whatever he says to mean whatever you want. His use of racist jibberish is literally fueling your advantage.

I'm gonna be using this from now on. Hope this will help you guys. Cheers.

----Edit----

Seems like some of you came up with what he may respond. In those cases, he still can't win, because he's already put himself in a disadvantage:

1- "Whatever. You are just making things up."

"I don't know man. You sure you want to go around advertising your GF like that?"

2- "Lol whatever. I'm into that shit."

"You do you. But 1.4 billion is A LOT of dudes..."

3- "Whatever. Stupid chink."

"Dude why you mad? You are the one telling everyone you are a cuck."

He can go on with any of the variations above. But once again, you have the advantage and he's just gonna make himself into a bigger joke the longer it goes on.

Some may say I'm being petty and shouldn't stoop to his level. But seriously how many times in your life you wish you would be able to shut these racists the fuck up? Now you literally have an anti slur ready to drop on any fools. Cheers!

Use this next time someone makes fun of us use this @PEENO08 @Maxillular @Skit @Mogwarts_Dropout @Norm Macdonald

3 minute old thread yet 3 people managed to give ideas on what hed say

 

[tes12]

I remember the best way to make people rage on League of Legends was always to make fun of Asians since 95% of the playerbase are chinks.

 

[Frizbreeze]

mirin iq

 

[Former Shortcel]

Did you check r/fightporn, gotta be some shit there

Ive found one so far, we shall keep helping @EuphoricAsianNormie in his journey

 

[Maxillular]

I remember the best way to make people rage on League of Legends was always to make fun of Asians since 95% of the playerbase are chinks.

Valorant as well

 

[Maxillular]

Ive found one so far, we shall keep helping @EuphoricAsianNormie in his journey

Send

 

[Former Shortcel]

Ive found one so far, we shall keep helping @EuphoricAsianNormie in his journey

@Maxillular

 

[ltnbrownacnecel]

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Chink is coward hitting an elderly black man on a bike and im supposed to believe that niggers are the violent ones.

 

[NotAMogger]

I remember the best way to make people rage on League of Legends was always to make fun of Asians since 95% of the playerbase are chinks.

The Reddit OP was definitely either playing League or Valorant, if this wasn’t LARP.

 

[Former Shortcel]

Chink is coward hitting an elderly black man on a bike and im so believe that niggers are the violent ones.

Poor guy

 

[Maxillular]

Chink is coward hitting an elderly black man on a bike and im supposed to believe that niggers are the violent ones.

JFL, first example he could find and it wasn't even a fair fight just elderly abuse

 

[Former Shortcel]

Ive found one so far, we shall keep helping @EuphoricAsianNormie in his journey

Also i tried putting together a compilation of Asians beating up Blacks in street fights, MMA and boxing and kickboxing like @EuphoricAsianNormie said he would

And I couldn't find more than 10 examples for the life of me

Im actually struggling to find shit here, should we just count the Korean rooftop snipers in the LA riots at this point?

 

[Maxillular]

Im actually struggling to find shit here, should we just count the Korean rooftop snipers in the LA riots at this point?

Remember that one video years back where the asian twink body slammed the tallfag negro kid trying to stab him with a knife

 

[Maxillular]

Im actually struggling to find shit here, should we just count the Korean rooftop snipers in the LA riots at this point?

They didn't even kill any blacks only spics

 

[Former Shortcel]

They didn't even kill any blacks only spics

Damn so not even the guys they were originally having beef with

How will r/AsianMasculinity cope?

 

[Maxillular]

Damn so not even the guys they were originally having beef with

How will r/AsianMasculinity cope?

In fact 10 Koreans got slimed by niggers

The only nigger that the Koreans killed was that sheboon Latasha Harlins which was the incident that sparked the whole riot in the first place

 

[Tenres]

Pretty good response tbh. The only thing I can think of would be like "of course you chinks have an easy way to that" or something about how the only Chinese phrase that is well known is about being a cuck. But anyone who does the "ching chong" stuff is probably retarded anyway.

 

[Former Shortcel]

In fact 10 Koreans got slimed by niggers

The only nigger that the Koreans killed was that sheboon Latasha Harlins which was the incident that sparked the whole riot in the first place

The video of that old asian lady trying to block her store from being looted, whilst all the blacks just walk past her is pure cagefuel

 

[Tenres]

I present to you, Asian masculinity:

 

[Maxillular]

The video of that old asian lady trying to block her store from being looted, whilst all the blacks just walk past her is pure cagefuel

Asians seem to have the WORST track record fighting Blacks out of any other race for some reason

When u look at old MMA/kickboxing records, Asians seem to be able to beat Whites and Spics albeit with high difficulty, not saying they have an advantage ofc, just saying its possible.

But they usually get absolutely demolished by Blacks no matter what

 

[Maxillular]

I present to you, Asian masculinity:
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Found the super-rapist @moggol

 

[ltnbrownacnecel]

Found the super-rapist @moggol

Might actually be him .

 

[Tenres]

Asians seem to have the WORST track record fighting Blacks out of any other race for some reason

When u look at old MMA/kickboxing records, Asians seem to be able to beat Whites and Spics albeit with high difficulty, not saying they have an advantage ofc, just saying its possible.

But they usually get absolutely demolished by Blacks no matter what

Blacks fear hax them.

 

[GonorrhoeaGobbler]

sure brah but you're still a gook

won the battle but not the war

 

[LTNUser]

Was playing some online game earlier and calling someone ching chong. I usually call them out saying things like "in a disadvantage:

1- " @Maxillular @Skit @Mogwarts_Dropout @Norm Macdonald

Oh,so this @Skit guy is Bobby
I was wondering where he was

 

[Skitsuna]

Oh,so this @Skit guy is Bobby
I was wondering where he was

Yeah

 

[Nectar]

My cock says hi then goes bangcock!

 

[Tenres]

Yeah

nigga joined the dildo clan

 

[LTNUser]

Yeah

Why is 183 user still beefing with you
We entered 2026 but that nig still mad at you

 

[Skitsuna]

Why is 183 user still beefing with you
We entered 2026 but that nig still mad at you

Idfk but nobody likes him

He just makes threads constantly about everybody who insults him it’s getting annoying

 

[Maxillular]

Idfk but nobody likes him

He just makes threads constantly about everybody who insults him it’s getting annoying

Professional photographer but can't even send a single pic of himself