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One time in 9th grade at lunch, a guy from the table next to mine took my chips and milk. The dude was way bigger than me, but I wanted to assert my dominance anyway, so I demanded he give me my food back. He called me a bitch and punched me (not super hard) on the ear, and then he tossed the milk and bag of chips on my lunch tray. Even though he returned the food, I felt like accepting a hit to the side of the head was too beta, so I threw pear slices* at him when he sat back down at his table. He got pissed and chased me into a grass field where people were playing soccer, and since I was too slow to outrun him, he pushed me on the ground and punched me a bunch of times.

I went back to the lunch table, and everyone at the guy's table was hating on me. I was like, "yo, who's the asshole here?" but I guess you never win if you're short, subhuman, and Asian.

*Not that that would do any damage to him. I wanted to retaliate just because I thought not doing anything made you look beta and submissive.
 
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Sorry for doing that to you bro.
I was angry that day.
 
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over for ricecels
 
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You should of told him you iq mog him
 
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Damn. i guess you did the right move, I mean if you didn't answer back to the hit, he will bully you more.
Now he know that you can defend yourself.
But yea, american school btw
 
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Now he know that you can defend yourself.
Not really. When he beat my ass on the grass, I didn't even get a chance to hit back.

Throwing a few pear slices does zero damage.
 
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Should have poured the milk on him tbh
 
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Not really. When he beat my ass on the grass, I didn't even get a chance to hit back.

Throwing a few pear slices does zero damage.
Smoke some meth, bring a knife and slice his throat
 
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take the milk and pour it over your own head because you always want to turn the other cheek
 
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Sorry this happened to you bro. Dude if I saw that I would have helped you whoop that person's ass. Anyways you gotta do more than throw pears, punch that fucker straight in the face next time. You can win against a bigger guy if you hit first, speaking from experience. But tbh people in HS are stupid anyways, if he did that at uni he will face serious consequences.
 
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You should have poked his eyes and punched his neck tbh.
 
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Kick his balls.
 
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One time in 9th grade at lunch, a guy from the table next to mine took my chips and milk. The dude was way bigger than me, but I wanted to assert my dominance anyway, so I demanded he give me my food back. He called me a bitch and punched me (not super hard) on the ear, and then he tossed the milk and bag of chips on my lunch tray. Even though he returned the food, I felt like accepting a hit to the side of the head was too beta, so I threw pear slices* at him when he sat back down at his table. He got pissed and chased me into a grass field where people were playing soccer, and since I was too slow to outrun him, he pushed me on the ground and punched me a bunch of times.

I went back to the lunch table, and everyone at the guy's table was hating on me. I was like, "yo, who's the asshole here?" but I guess you never win if you're short, subhuman, and Asian.

*Not that that would do any damage to him. I wanted to retaliate just because I thought not doing anything made you look beta and submissive.
This what you do sneak into staff room pour boiling water locate the bully pour it over him then kick the shjt out of him follow him.home brick his window who cares about the damage when ur a kid u get away with it also Inject T
 
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Sorry this happened to you bro. Dude if I saw that I would have helped you whoop that person's ass. Anyways you gotta do more than throw pears, punch that fucker straight in the face next time. You can win against a bigger guy if you hit first, speaking from experience. But tbh people in HS are stupid anyways, if he did that at uni he will face serious consequences.
I ain't wanna get suspended for 3 days tho
 
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This what you do sneak into staff room pour boiling water locate the bully pour it over him then kick the shjt out of him follow him.home brick his window who cares about the damage when ur a kid u get away with it also Inject T
Just have multiple felonies on your criminal record over a guy taking your food and hitting you once theory
 
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Just have multiple felonies on your criminal record over a guy taking your food and hitting you once theory
Just let guys punk you like a bitch ass faggot ricecel theory
 
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Just have multiple felonies on your criminal record over a guy taking your food and hitting you once theory
Join a terror group and apply minoxidil everyday for 3 months untill you grow a beard and then publicly behead him in the street. Its the only high t way..
 
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learn karate or boxing asap
 
Perhaps the optimal response (when you're a kid) is somewhere inbetween these 2 theories
Bro you have to fight back with every means you can, use items if you need but don't let nobody punk you Just because they are bigger, i know It's easier said than done but once you gain a decent reputation nobody will mess with you.
 
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learn karate or boxing asap
I ain't got time. :cry: I'll learn MMA when I'm an adult.

And I'm in 11th grade currently, and the students are a lot more mature. I haven't gotten bullied at all after 9th grade.
 
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Bro you have to fight back with every means you can, use items if you need but don't let nobody punk you Just because they are bigger, i know It's easier said than done but once you gain a decent reputation nobody will mess with you.
Getting away with this kind of stuff is also easier said than done.
 
Getting away with this kind of stuff is also easier said than done.
You have no choice, either getting punked or risking getting ripercussions, you choose. I know It's not Ideal but it is what it is.
 
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Beta mindset
 
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whats your height?
 
Shortcels need to get legal carry tbh
 
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Getting away with this kind of stuff is also easier said than done.
for real jfl
"just attack your bully back bro!"

meanwhile your bully is a 6' 5" ogre who will enter your holes and be done with you by the time you try to land a hit on him
 
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and why would he just do that to you lol
i have never witnessed something like that after middle school, sounds weird for 14-15 year olds to act like that ngl
 
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Well you should work hard in school so that some day you can marry his dream girl and then you will pay for her everything as she cheats on you with him
 
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If u small and weak just carry a knife in gta tbh
 
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Just have multiple felonies on your criminal record over a guy taking your food and hitting you once theory
Damn if u do damned if u don't, that's life everyday over here in the ghetto
 
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Damn if u do damned if u don't, that's life everyday over here in the ghetto
At least by defending yourself you preserve your dignity, i will never let a man punk me, too proud.
 
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for real jfl
"just attack your bully back bro!"

meanwhile your bully is a 6' 5" ogre who will enter your holes and be done with you by the time you try to land a hit on him
Tbh if the dynamic is like that most people will understand
 
One time in 9th grade at lunch, a guy from the table next to mine took my chips and milk. The dude was way bigger than me, but I wanted to assert my dominance anyway, so I demanded he give me my food back. He called me a bitch and punched me (not super hard) on the ear, and then he tossed the milk and bag of chips on my lunch tray. Even though he returned the food, I felt like accepting a hit to the side of the head was too beta, so I threw pear slices* at him when he sat back down at his table. He got pissed and chased me into a grass field where people were playing soccer, and since I was too slow to outrun him, he pushed me on the ground and punched me a bunch of times.

I went back to the lunch table, and everyone at the guy's table was hating on me. I was like, "yo, who's the asshole here?" but I guess you never win if you're short, subhuman, and Asian.

*Not that that would do any damage to him. I wanted to retaliate just because I thought not doing anything made you look beta and submissive.
Based for stepping up to him. You have more balls than me. Yeah, it is what it is man.
 
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learn karate or boxing asap
The karate they teach you here in the West (Europe, USA) is cope.

They basically ban 90% of the moves in Western karate.

You are not allowed to hit your opponent in the head, you are not allowed to strike their vital points, you are not allowed to punch or kick them hard.
 
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One time in 9th grade at lunch, a guy from the table next to mine took my chips and milk. The dude was way bigger than me, but I wanted to assert my dominance anyway, so I demanded he give me my food back. He called me a bitch and punched me (not super hard) on the ear, and then he tossed the milk and bag of chips on my lunch tray. Even though he returned the food, I felt like accepting a hit to the side of the head was too beta, so I threw pear slices* at him when he sat back down at his table. He got pissed and chased me into a grass field where people were playing soccer, and since I was too slow to outrun him, he pushed me on the ground and punched me a bunch of times.

I went back to the lunch table, and everyone at the guy's table was hating on me. I was like, "yo, who's the asshole here?" but I guess you never win if you're short, subhuman, and Asian.

*Not that that would do any damage to him. I wanted to retaliate just because I thought not doing anything made you look beta and submissive.
If I had been there I would have beaten the shit out of him bro
 
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One time in 9th grade at lunch, a guy from the table next to mine took my chips and milk. The dude was way bigger than me, but I wanted to assert my dominance anyway, so I demanded he give me my food back. He called me a bitch and punched me (not super hard) on the ear, and then he tossed the milk and bag of chips on my lunch tray. Even though he returned the food, I felt like accepting a hit to the side of the head was too beta, so I threw pear slices* at him when he sat back down at his table. He got pissed and chased me into a grass field where people were playing soccer, and since I was too slow to outrun him, he pushed me on the ground and punched me a bunch of times.

I went back to the lunch table, and everyone at the guy's table was hating on me. I was like, "yo, who's the asshole here?" but I guess you never win if you're short, subhuman, and Asian.

*Not that that would do any damage to him. I wanted to retaliate just because I thought not doing anything made you look beta and submissive.
Ill be your guard from now on, rates are a cold drink every now and then...


And your sister
 
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The karate they teach you here in the West (Europe, USA) is cope.

They basically ban 90% of the moves in Western karate.

You are not allowed to hit your opponent in the head, you are not allowed to strike their vital points, you are not allowed to punch or kick them hard.
where are you from
 
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SADTHREAD
 
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Sorry to hear that bro.
The karate they teach you here in the West (Europe, USA) is cope.

They basically ban 90% of the moves in Western karate.

You are not allowed to hit your opponent in the head, you are not allowed to strike their vital points, you are not allowed to punch or kick them hard.
Mangas Holyland btw.
14
 
Start training martial arts to hit him
 
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JFL at people who go to karate schools here in the West.

99% of the time a well trained boxer will beat anyone here who follows those types of martial arts in the West.

The amount of training you do in karate or any other martial art doesn't matter if you don't fight regularly against others, fighting other people is the best training you can do to improve your techniques and knowing how to use your techniques this goes for all martial arts including boxing and stuff.

If you don't fight other people while learning martial arts then you're wasting your time.
 
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