thecel
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One time in 9th grade at lunch, a guy from the table next to mine took my chips and milk. The dude was way bigger than me, but I wanted to assert my dominance anyway, so I demanded he give me my food back. He called me a bitch and punched me (not super hard) on the ear, and then he tossed the milk and bag of chips on my lunch tray. Even though he returned the food, I felt like accepting a hit to the side of the head was too beta, so I threw pear slices* at him when he sat back down at his table. He got pissed and chased me into a grass field where people were playing soccer, and since I was too slow to outrun him, he pushed me on the ground and punched me a bunch of times.
I went back to the lunch table, and everyone at the guy's table was hating on me. I was like, "yo, who's the asshole here?" but I guess you never win if you're short, subhuman, and Asian.
*Not that that would do any damage to him. I wanted to retaliate just because I thought not doing anything made you look beta and submissive.
I went back to the lunch table, and everyone at the guy's table was hating on me. I was like, "yo, who's the asshole here?" but I guess you never win if you're short, subhuman, and Asian.
*Not that that would do any damage to him. I wanted to retaliate just because I thought not doing anything made you look beta and submissive.
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