Just caught a dried turd entangled in my ass hair

[Mouthbreath]

yesterday when scratching my butt I felt something hard, but connected to my body below my ass crack. I thought it was some kind of animal or fungus. But in fact it was a molten dried turd that has built in the ass hair and dangled from my body. Pretty disgusting imagining that you have shit dangling from your body tbh

 

[DharkDC]

This is why i say you should shave arse hair.

 

[Deleted member 4464]

 

[Alt Number 3]

Yeah just pull it out tbh.

 

[Greecgawd]

That’s why u invest in a bedit ASAP

 

[Deleted member 616]

 

[Gonthar]

You should do a Ted Talk about this!

 

[Deleted member 5145]

dingle-berry
a piece of shit that hangs on one of your ass hairs and wont fall off.
Damn dingle-berry is still there and i wiped twenty times!
by Johnny B September 09, 2003

 

[Ritalincel]

dingle-berry
a piece of shit that hangs on one of your ass hairs and wont fall off.
Damn dingle-berry is still there and i wiped twenty times!
by Johnny B September 09, 2003

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[Ritalincel]

 

[Deleted member 5145]

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Learnt from the best

 

[Mouthbreath]

i can still smell it, it smelt rotten, almost puked.