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My dad and I went shopping in a local grocery store and I was walking with him when I saw this 4’11 white chick with big boobies and booties, facially she looked like shit tho

I was interested in her so I walked up to her and said, “Hi how are you, my name is Miguel” and she replied, “Hey” with a neutral face expression

I was scared of her response because she was wasn’t smiling and she didn’t say Hey very enthusiastically

It didn’t stop me from trying tho, I made some small talk with her for a couple minutes and we were all alone, my dad saw me rizzing up so he let me and she was alone

The convo was starting to die so I asked, “i’ve gotta get going but could I get your number?”

and you won’t believe what she said…

“Sorry, but I don’t date guys with wide hips”

Is it over for my klinefelters?
 
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keep your head up king, she was just jealous that you were curvier than her :feelsyay:
 
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keep your head up king, she was just jealous that you were curvier than her :feelsyay:
you’re right, i’m curvier than 95% of women tho
 
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I will never forgive St. Tiktokcel and Slop World for making "Klinefelters" a running meme on .org
 
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I will never forgive St. Tiktokcel and Slop World for making "Klinefelters" a running meme on .org
what is slop word? isn’t that defezmans discord server

@St.TikTokcel
 
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I hate girls with over 20% bf
 
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You're good bro, just don't let her know about your enormous dick, she might be afraid
 
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37415 2soyjaks 4chan arm badge bant 4chan blogposting closed mouth clothes discord hand hold
 
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Tales
 
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Are you sure thick or just fat
 
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So chubby
 
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ya, chubby girls are peak tbh

no, im 6 inches
Damn, you growed from 4 to 6? Damn man, wtf, your monster keeps getting stronger and stronger, visit a doctor please
 
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doctors are gay and no, i’ve just been larping this entire time i’m not 5’4 either in 6’3

rope asap
Damn, so I was right about you trying to reach the final achievement in life: laughing at the whole Looksmax.org
 
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Damn, so I was right about you trying to reach the final achievement in life: laughing at the whole Looksmax.org
absolutely not lol I still need lots of softmaxxing and mental maxxing, you probably mog me
 
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I was interested in her so I walked up to her and said, “Hi how are you, my name is Arthur Fleck” and she replied, “Hey” with a neutral face expression
Fixed.
 
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Funniest shit I've read all week ngl jfl
 
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brutal rejection
 
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over for hipcels (me)
 
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My dad and I went shopping in a local grocery store and I was walking with him when I saw this 4’11 white chick with big boobies and booties, facially she looked like shit tho

I was interested in her so I walked up to her and said, “Hi how are you, my name is Miguel” and she replied, “Hey” with a neutral face expression

I was scared of her response because she was wasn’t smiling and she didn’t say Hey very enthusiastically

It didn’t stop me from trying tho, I made some small talk with her for a couple minutes and we were all alone, my dad saw me rizzing up so he let me and she was alone

The convo was starting to die so I asked, “i’ve gotta get going but could I get your number?”

and you won’t believe what she said…

“Sorry, but I don’t date guys with wide hips”

Is it over for my klinefelters?
LMAO AND YOURE TALKING ABOUT ME LMAO NIGGA GTFO WITH THAT MEWTWO ASS FRAME🤣🤣
 
My dad and I went shopping in a local grocery store and I was walking with him when I saw this 4’11 white chick with big boobies and booties, facially she looked like shit tho

I was interested in her so I walked up to her and said, “Hi how are you, my name is Miguel” and she replied, “Hey” with a neutral face expression

I was scared of her response because she was wasn’t smiling and she didn’t say Hey very enthusiastically

It didn’t stop me from trying tho, I made some small talk with her for a couple minutes and we were all alone, my dad saw me rizzing up so he let me and she was alone

The convo was starting to die so I asked, “i’ve gotta get going but could I get your number?”

and you won’t believe what she said…

“Sorry, but I don’t date guys with wide hips”

Is it over for my klinefelters?
"Miguel" knew i were a spic
 
My dad and I went shopping in a local grocery store and I was walking with him when I saw this 4’11 white chick with big boobies and booties, facially she looked like shit tho

I was interested in her so I walked up to her and said, “Hi how are you, my name is Miguel” and she replied, “Hey” with a neutral face expression

I was scared of her response because she was wasn’t smiling and she didn’t say Hey very enthusiastically

It didn’t stop me from trying tho, I made some small talk with her for a couple minutes and we were all alone, my dad saw me rizzing up so he let me and she was alone

The convo was starting to die so I asked, “i’ve gotta get going but could I get your number?”

and you won’t believe what she said…

“Sorry, but I don’t date guys with wide hips”

Is it over for my klinefelters?
is this real?
 

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