Just crashed into somebody else's car, how do I make them pay for it?

[Former Shortcel]

Yeah so it is night time and I was driving in my BMW whilst scrolling on org at the same time down in the countryside

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And suddenly as I was enjoying some of the finest racebait, I crashed into @CelestialEmpire 's Lotus

Me personally, I do not want to face a lawsuit from he and his aristocratic WASP family, so I need some tips ASAP on how to make him pay for it instead.

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[marlx]

rape him

 

[cursed4channer]

pull his pants down, take a pic, blackmail him on the spot

 

[sodiumcel]

Yeah so it is night time and I was driving in my BMW whilst scrolling on org at the same time down in the countryside
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And suddenly as I was enjoying some of the finest racebait, I crashed into @CelestialEmpire 's Lotus

Me personally, I do not want to face a lawsuit from he and his aristocratic WASP family, so I need some tips ASAP on how to make him pay for it instead.

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[Brava]

Don’t say shit and try to make it seem like you are being framed. Being the victim when you got crashed from the front is rare

 

[exvh]

Nigga's first thought was to post on org and ask for advice bruh

 

[Whatsamaxilla__]

Yeah so it is night time and I was driving in my BMW whilst scrolling on org at the same time down in the countryside
View attachment 4902495
(Image for reference)

And suddenly as I was enjoying some of the finest racebait, I crashed into @CelestialEmpire 's Lotus

Me personally, I do not want to face a lawsuit from he and his aristocratic WASP family, so I need some tips ASAP on how to make him pay for it instead.

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You are fucked.

 

[Former Shortcel]

@Mogs Me you're in his fraternity right? do you think you could pull some strings to help me out?

 

[brotato78]

are u wasp or deathnic that will determine if celestial empire will let yo ahh off the hook

 

[Former Shortcel]

are u wasp or deathnic that will determine if celestial empire will let yo ahh off the hook

im wasp but i probably have whiskey-drinking celtic dna in me, so there is a very high likelihood that he wont care and sue my ass into the ground anyways

 

[Mogs Me]

When I’m lowkey tryna hurt my self to make the insurance pay higher but the nigga who crashed into me tries to stop me

 

[Former Shortcel]

pull his pants down, take a pic, blackmail him on the spot

but what if his fraternity brothers on the taller side (6ft 8 - 6ft 10) pull up in their McLaren's and glass me with their corona bottles that they just previously deleted on their way to help their brother @CelestialEmpire out?

 

[davidlaidisme67]

rape him

what???

 

[Former Shortcel]

When I’m lowkey tryna hurt my self to make the insurance pay higher but the nigga who crashed into me tries to stop me

FOOL! 6ft 9 300lb lean 30' bidelt WASP golden boys NEVER get injured!

The only thing theyre hurting non pure-blooded whites with is their FAT lawsuits

 

[Former Shortcel]

what???
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Just left before the police or his fraternity brothers could get there to sort me out

I'm currently changing my license plate so they can't track me down and take my life savings away from me.
In the mean time, I bought a ticket for the super mario galaxy movie, so we will see how that goes

 

[goontang]

 

[Former Shortcel]

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i crashed into this prude before and escaped him. only issue is that deathnics such as mr. woods arent as harsh when compared to people like @CelestialEmpire

@Mogs Me would know, hes seen him sue non-WASPS into the ground for even daring to look at his 5'11 stacylite sister

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bro knows all the lore about me

 

[patrikos.psl]

Yeah so it is night time and I was driving in my BMW whilst scrolling on org at the same time down in the countryside
View attachment 4902495
(Image for reference)

And suddenly as I was enjoying some of the finest racebait, I crashed into @CelestialEmpire 's Lotus

Me personally, I do not want to face a lawsuit from he and his aristocratic WASP family, so I need some tips ASAP on how to make him pay for it instead.

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rape him

 

[Former Shortcel]

rape him

rape him

@davidlaidisme67 looks like this is the only option left