just discovered i am 17, not 18

[ascendedd]

my mom always told me i am 18 and i believed that BS.
today i checked my birth certificate and i found out i was born in 2005 and 17 y.o
Lifefuel for me
I have to start Bonesmashing asap at speed of mach 3

 

[johnsmithcel]

Pretty sure I remember someone making this exact thread years ago on lookism. What kind of fucking retardation is this?

 

[ascendedd]

Pretty sure I remember someone making this exact thread years ago on lookism. What kind of fucking retardation is this?

i am his reincarnation

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Wtf ur mom has been saying ur 1 year older why?

 

[ascendedd]

Wtf ur mom has been saying ur 1 year older why?

no idea, she wants me to grow a beard and i am saying no because m too young so she made me believe i am 18 jfl

 

[kokoszanel]

placebo moments

no idea, she wants me to grow a beard and i am saying no because m too young so she made me believe i am 18 jfl

 

[manlet cUnt]

what i would give to be 17 again. i can't stope crying for zoomers

 

[GalacticHero]

no idea, she wants me to grow a beard and i am saying no because m too young so she made me believe i am 18 jfl

Lmaoooooooooo
Incels are 20 at 15

 

[5.5psl]

It's literally over if you don't even know what's your age

 

[PURE ARYAN GENETICS]

Wtf ur mom has been saying ur 1 year older why?

my mother also does this. women are not very smart in general

she's also a compulsive liar

 

[jojoyou]

no idea, she wants me to grow a beard and i am saying no because m too young so she made me believe i am 18 jfl

Your mom is unironically low iq

 

[Deleted member 25039]

She probably just traded her original kid for you and some opium and you really are 18