Just drank a 1200 calorie smoothie and I dont feel so well...

[SpiritAnimal]

I just drank half a jar of peanuts and almond milk to gain weight, now I feel like Im going to puke, any tips on how I can avoid letting this all go to waste all over the floor????

 

[Deleted member 6095]

Duct tape mouth

 

[SpiritAnimal]

Duct tape mouth

That shit will come out my nose.

 

[Deleted member 3020]

God damn 1.2k calories in one smoothie?

 

[Deleted member 6095]

That shit will come out my nose.

I would lay down and drink some water, maybe take Pepto bismol

 

[qwertyasdfgh]

Go with soy milk next time for the extra protein

 

[SpiritAnimal]

God damn 1.2k calories in one smoothie?

Yup im 5'11 and 100 pounds, id be an idiot to not do it.

 

[SpiritAnimal]

Go with soy milk next time for the extra protein

I aint no soy boy m'fucka.

 

[qwertyasdfgh]

I aint no soy boy m'fucka.

Yup im 5'11 and 100 pounds, id be an idiot to not do it.

Can't get much more soy than that

 

[Deleted member 3020]

Yup im 5'11 and 100 pounds, id be an idiot to not do it.

You should get involved in some exercise to increase your metabolism so you can eat more. It will barely burn any calories

 

[SpiritAnimal]

You should get involved in some exercise to increase your metabolism so you can eat more. It will barely burn any calories

Ive been able to eat more recently since I take walks and work five hours every other day.

 

[MansNotHot]

Yo consult with someone that knows about these don't do experiments on your own, u gon' fuck up your body tbh

 

[Deleted member 8576]

spin around in circles and punch yourself in the stomach

 

[MyFUTUREisBLEAK]

What else are you eating ?

 

[Hades]

Go on a rollercoaster OP, I promise it will help

 

[AbandonShip]

Yup im 5'11 and 100 pounds

Wtf

 

[TheChosenChad]

Drinking calories is subhuman, eat food nigga.

 

[Deleted member 6305]

What's the issue? If you vomit just drink it again, its probably gonna be half digested so easier to stay inside this time around.

 

[Deleted member 8028]

soy milk is better for weight gain. trust me

 

[6’1cel]

I just drank half a jar of peanuts and almond milk to gain weight, now I feel like Im going to puke, any tips on how I can avoid letting this all go to waste all over the floor????

what a fucking bitch

 

[6’1cel]

Yup im 5'11 and 100 pounds

sex

 

[Deleted member 7753]

yeah i did something similar by making a 2.5k calorie smoothie of milk, some fruit and 3/4 of a pound almonds. i managed to drink it over 3 hours and god damn i was about to puke throughout the entire thing.

 

[SadnessWYJ]

That shit will come out my nose.

Duck tape nose

 

[6’1cel]

yeah i did something similar by making a 2.5k calorie smoothie of milk, some fruit and 3/4 of a pound almonds. i managed to drink it over 3 hours and god damn i was about to puke throughout the entire thing.

how much of a pussy do you have to be?

 

[Deleted member 7753]

how much of a pussy do you have to be?

i dont see you trying to drink that fag. shit post kys

 

[6’1cel]

i dont see you trying to drink that fag. shit post kys

i dont have to drink my calories bitch
i eat ‘em from meat and fat

 

[Ultramental]

i used to be in ur shoes and trying retarded things like these smoothies and they never worked
generally eating over 3kcalories throughout the day aint so hard if launch and dinner are both around 1000calories

 

[Yliaster]

OP that's what happens when you take advice from people on here about weight gain,instead of consulting an actual Professional or a Nuturitionist regarding what proportions of foods you should be eating ,specific to your body type.I saw your post yesterday about wanting advice to gain weight smh.Please do your research next time man.

 

[Ritalincel]

XD

 

[SpiritAnimal]

OP that's what happens when you take advice from people on here about weight gain,instead of consulting an actual Professional or a Nuturitionist regarding what proportions of foods you should be eating ,specific to your body type.I saw your post yesterday about wanting advice to gain weight smh.Please do your research next time man.

Its all good now.

 

[Deleted member 6892]

I just drank half a jar of peanuts and almond milk to gain weight, now I feel like Im going to puke, any tips on how I can avoid letting this all go to waste all over the floor????

thats my daily calorie allowance lmao, I used to drink 800 calorie protein shakes when bulking and even that was tough

 

[Deleted member 3702]

just drink more water bro

 

[Bewusst]

Just eat delicious food instead of choking on that. I’ll never get how eating a lot is hard for people

 

[SpiritAnimal]

just drink more water bro

Its dun diddly over now my nigga with hiz finga on tha trigga.

 

[SpiritAnimal]

Just eat delicious food instead of choking on that. I’ll never get how eating a lot is hard for people

Because everyones stomach is a different size thats why fat people can out eat anyone.

 

[qwertyasdfgh]

The trick is to spread your eating throughout the day, and slowly increase the number of calories week by week. Your stomach will expand over time and get accustomed to eating more food. You'll start to be hungry for those extra calories, and won't be forcing yourself as much. Liquid calories should definitely help to start off with, but maybe don't drink so much in one sitting.

 

[ChoSeungHui]

That shit will come out my nose.

duct tape that too

 

[BigBiceps]

If you puke it out, eat it again.

 

[Bewusst]

Because everyones stomach is a different size thats why fat people can out eat anyone.

I used to be 120 lb. When you eat more, your stomach expands. I could easily eat 3,000 calories in one sitting without feeling sick

 

[Deleted member 773]

If you want to gain weight, lift heavy weights in the evening, then before bed eat a shit ton of carbs. You will gain muscle while you sleep.

 

[SpiritAnimal]

i dont have to drink my calories bitch
i eat ‘em from meat and fat

Skinny m'fuckas dont have it as easy.