Just Fought my 22year old brother over a jar of mayonnaise

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I forgot a half eaten jar of mayonnaise on the counter.
4 hours later nigga barges in to my room mad as fuck claiming its his and demanding me to taste it and to pay him $5.

I offer him a $5 bill but he demands paypal

I tell him hes a jew and can go suck my dick

He then goes apeshit and starts throwing punches at my face while im lying in my bed

He can box whereas I cant, so I do a takedown on him where im on top and we kinda land in a stalemate.

I suggest we stop fighting and settle at $3, he agrees and we get back to our feet and go our seperate ways
 
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are you a 14 year old billie eilish fan by any chance? you are cringe af
 

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are you a 14 year old billie eilish fan by any chance? you are cringe af
Are you autistic by any chance? because you dont understand irony at all
 
Are you autistic by any chance? because you dont understand irony at all
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