Just found out my Grandfather’s family came from Holland

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My dad just told me that his father’s family came all the way from the fucking netherlands.

However, my grandpa was not tall at all (like 5’6). Which was average in the 40s, I think.
Why couldn’t he carry the dutch height genes? Why did God abandon our family?

@cytoplasm @HarrierDuBois @John Cracovizk @emeraldglass @It'snotover @PointOfNoReturn
 
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Klootzak! En mij tag je niet?
 
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You just found out? You must be a nigger lover
 
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dutch is a goofy ass language
 
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My dad just told me that his father’s family came all the way from the fucking netherlands.

However, my grandpa was not tall at all (like 5’6). Which was average in the 40s, I think.
Why couldn’t he carry the dutch height genes? Why did God abandon our family?

@cytoplasm @HarrierDuBois @John Cracovizk @emeraldglass @It'snotover @PointOfNoReturn
That's cool, well, at least he geomaxxed so you can have a better life, must be brutal living in the tallest country in the world being shorter than 6ft
 
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My dad just told me that his father’s family came all the way from the fucking netherlands.

However, my grandpa was not tall at all (like 5’6). Which was average in the 40s, I think.
Why couldn’t he carry the dutch height genes? Why did God abandon our family?

@cytoplasm @HarrierDuBois @John Cracovizk @emeraldglass @It'snotover @PointOfNoReturn
Hallo mijn vriend. Aangezien je nu het Nederlandse DNA hebt, wordt van je verwacht dat je regelmatig fiets, af en toe klompen draagt, en kanker als scheldwoord gebruikt elke minuut. Je gratis Gouda kaas kun je gaan ophalen bij je dichtstbijzijnde Nederlandse ambassade.
 
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I have one ancestor from the Netherlands.
 
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dutch is a goofy ass language
If you were Dutch, you would’ve asked:

“Wat als nikkers van hout zijn?”

“Hebben nikkers atomische scheten?”

@emeraldglass
 
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If you were Dutch, you would’ve asked:

“Wat als nikkers van hout zijn?”

“Hebben nikkers atomische scheten?”

@emeraldglass
To be honest I've never heard of that joke and I also don't get it. Explain bhai.
 
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Just ignore every PM you don’t see theory.
When I see the red dot above, I get annoyed and have the need to clear out every message. OCD shit.
 
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My dad just told me that his father’s family came all the way from the fucking netherlands.

However, my grandpa was not tall at all (like 5’6). Which was average in the 40s, I think.
Why couldn’t he carry the dutch height genes? Why did God abandon our family?

@cytoplasm @HarrierDuBois @John Cracovizk @emeraldglass @It'snotover @PointOfNoReturn
I always thought you were a curry from the slums of Mumbai
 
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When I see the red dot above, I get annoyed and have the need to clear out every message. OCD shit.
I got OCD (diagnosed by a doctor) myself but not with things like that.
 
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Ik ook
 
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Females ugly in Holland
 
My dad just told me that his father’s family came all the way from the fucking netherlands.

However, my grandpa was not tall at all (like 5’6). Which was average in the 40s, I think.
Why couldn’t he carry the dutch height genes? Why did God abandon our family?

@cytoplasm @HarrierDuBois @John Cracovizk @emeraldglass @It'snotover @PointOfNoReturn
Not surprising since the netherlands were a pretty short country 100 years ago: in fact it was one of the shortest in Europe. They are the euro country where height increased the most in one century. I think it's just natural selection tbh
 
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