just found out the ugliest most autistic nigga in my office has a girlfriend

[Slayer]

if this PSL 0 goblin can have a woman that must mean that I am literally a fucking dirt dwelling sub animal parasitic hellspawn antimatter lifeform



I cannot emphasize how trucel this borderline nonverbal sperg is yet he gets a phone call and is calling the person on the other end “baby” so it’s clearly his woman

There is no way I’m not on the Truman show or some shit my existence is an utter cosmic joke

 

[iblamexyz]

if this PSL 0 goblin can have a woman that must mean that I am literally a fucking dirt dwelling sub animal parasitic hellspawn antimatter lifeform



I cannot emphasize how trucel this borderline nonverbal sperg is yet he gets a phone call and is calling the person on the other end “baby” so it’s clearly his woman

There is no way I’m not on the Truman show or some shit my existence is an utter cosmic joke

People forget that coincidences happen

 

[Foreverbrad]

I know the feeling. I may be LTN facially but I’m ripped and 6’2” my colleagues are all at least as ugly as me (except one) and generally have some problem like being fat or short.

Each of them mogs me on one attribute like face, NT, money, muscles, being a decent human being etc but none of them full-package mog me.

And yet… they all either slay or are in LTR while I rot incel and spend my entire salary on surgeries.

 

[Slayer]

People forget that coincidences happen

It’s not a coincidence it’s just what happens to human beings (not me)

 

[Xenothe1st_]

if this PSL 0 goblin can have a woman that must mean that I am literally a fucking dirt dwelling sub animal parasitic hellspawn antimatter lifeform



I cannot emphasize how trucel this borderline nonverbal sperg is yet he gets a phone call and is calling the person on the other end “baby” so it’s clearly his woman

There is no way I’m not on the Truman show or some shit my existence is an utter cosmic joke

Pure ropefuel

 

[iblamexyz]

It’s not a coincidence it’s just what happens to human beings (not me)

Same thing @davidlaidisme67 said

 

[Slayer]

Pure ropefuel

My phenibut is coming soon maybe that will stave off the rope for a little while longer

 

[stevielake]

I don't see the problem if she's also a 1psl sperg. Looksmatched couples don't fill me with rage.

 

[Slayer]

I don't see the problem if she's also a 1psl sperg. Looksmatched couples don't fill me with rage.

But where is my looksmatch why can’t I experience normal things

 

[sub5outsider]

I have a coworker i even made a post about him https://looksmax.org/threads/i-have...l-from-the-office-was-hitting-on-him.1792020/ .

 

[Former Shortcel]

People forget that coincidences happen

No coincidence, the bluepill wins again

 

[Slayer]

I have a coworker i even made a post about him https://looksmax.org/threads/i-have...l-from-the-office-was-hitting-on-him.1792020/ .

Couldn’t see pic but same situation jfl

 

[asdvek]

You need to ride around inside the building to assert dominance tbh

 

[sub5outsider]

Couldn’t see pic but same situation jfl

he is average height uglier than me with this type of chin