Just fucked a chicken breast while making dinner now my urethra hurts.

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So I was preparing to make chicken cacciatore and while feeling this particular breast I had an idea, i cut a pathway and go full primal since I'm alone right now, I stop after 10 seconds since the breast was still cold and oh god my pee hole is itching while typing this did I contract salmonella.
 
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your cooked
 
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forbidden high zinc chicken recipe
 
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enjoy taking antibiotics bro
 
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now this is what i call mental illness
 
So I was preparing to make chicken cacciatore and while feeling this particular breast I had an idea, i cut a pathway and go full primal since I'm alone right now, I stop after 10 seconds since the breast was still cold and oh god my pee hole is itching while typing this did I contract salmonella.
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