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it unironically has worse quality than my galaxy s5 when it comes to camera

28mm focal lenth on the iphone 8 vs 32 on the galaxy s5. Galaxy s5 has more megapixels too on main camera LMFAO. I look like a distorted narrow faced cuck in my iphone pics. Plus I can voice command to take pics with my galaxy s5 so I can set it somewhere and I just say "smile" and it counts down from 3 to take a pic. So I don't need a person to help me take further away pictures.

JFL
 
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it unironically has worse quality than my galaxy s5 when it comes to camera

28mm focal lenth on the iphone 8 vs 32 on the galaxy s5. Galaxy s5 has more megapixels too on main camera LMFAO. I look like a distorted narrow faced cuck in my iphone pics. Plus I can voice command to take pics with my galaxy s5 so I can set it somewhere and I just say "smile" and it counts down from 3 to take a pic. So I don't need a person to help me take further away pictures.

JFL
iphone has insane lens distortion bro jfl, only the back camera in mirror pics can look good.

imagine how bad it is on me who already has a longish midface. its brutal

then again i think the newest iphones have better lenses idk
 
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it unironically has worse quality than my galaxy s5 when it comes to camera

28mm focal lenth on the iphone 8 vs 32 on the galaxy s5. Galaxy s5 has more megapixels too on main camera LMFAO. I look like a distorted narrow faced cuck in my iphone pics. Plus I can voice command to take pics with my galaxy s5 so I can set it somewhere and I just say "smile" and it counts down from 3 to take a pic. So I don't need a person to help me take further away pictures.

JFL
just get the latest iphone bro
:lul: :lul:
 
it unironically has worse quality than my galaxy s5 when it comes to camera

28mm focal lenth on the iphone 8 vs 32 on the galaxy s5. Galaxy s5 has more megapixels too on main camera LMFAO. I look like a distorted narrow faced cuck in my iphone pics. Plus I can voice command to take pics with my galaxy s5 so I can set it somewhere and I just say "smile" and it counts down from 3 to take a pic. So I don't need a person to help me take further away pictures.

JFL
No iphone for your face.
 
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first
 
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its all about that blue bubble when texting sloots
 
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That second dude has such bad eyes.
they're all the same guy

but in the thrid pic that was me without blue contacts, my upper eyelid filler, and chin filler as well as before using minox on my eyebrows and latisse on eyelashes
 
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it unironically has worse quality than my galaxy s5 when it comes to camera

28mm focal lenth on the iphone 8 vs 32 on the galaxy s5. Galaxy s5 has more megapixels too on main camera LMFAO. I look like a distorted narrow faced cuck in my iphone pics. Plus I can voice command to take pics with my galaxy s5 so I can set it somewhere and I just say "smile" and it counts down from 3 to take a pic. So I don't need a person to help me take further away pictures.

JFL
fuck i was planning on getting an iphone

how do these male insta models take such good clarity selfies though ? its weird
 
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Why didn’t you get at least an Iphone 11 pro? That’s when the Iphone cameras really stepped it up.
 
fuck i was planning on getting an iphone

how do these male insta models take such good clarity selfies though ? its weird
Ring light and loads of touching up after, no?
 
fuck i was planning on getting an iphone

how do these male insta models take such good clarity selfies though ? its weird

we live in a simulation and the ppl running this thing are messing with us hardcore

semi srs
 
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they're all the same guy

but in the thrid pic that was me without blue contacts, my upper eyelid filler, and chin filler as well as before using minox on my eyebrows and latisse on eyelashes
3 pictures 3 different dudes. That's how I see it. XD
 
fuck i was planning on getting an iphone

how do these male insta models take such good clarity selfies though ? its weird
They take selfies without smartphones.
 
They take selfies without smartphones.
with what do they take it with

these things look ultra high quality
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or maybe their faces are just so good that im believing this .. idk
 
with what do they take it with

these things look ultra high quality
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or maybe their faces are just so good that im believing this .. idk

dude toni mahfud has a professional camera hes not taking those pics with a camera phone, plus then he touches them up with professional software.

For the first two guys is might be a DSLR, not a camera phone but yeah I dunno


u can buy high quality cameras with the flip screen so u can see urself

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mahfud is known photoshopper
he doesnt change his facial features though, he just makes the photos more striking . all of his photos are like a work of art . he makes the photos insanely aesthetic
 
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You do realize that iPhones count on their software for pictures and not hardware jfl, Iphones have the best selfie camera, they are always rated as first place, Samsung makes you very smooth because thats whats trendy in the Asian market, to look like a Kpop fag
 
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don’t actually take the picture just screenshot a selfie when your on the camera app
 
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Im getting an android bc i hate women giving me attention
 
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I look like a distorted narrow faced cuck in my iphone pics.
Ye its super stupid
Screenshot the photo or take it using the snapchat/instagram camera
 
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I am an incel at both front cameras , doesnt matters

I get whatever is better for games , thats all i have
 
I bought one iphone4 almost a decade ago and never again iphone.
 
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