just got an haircut and got destroyed, its just over

[alriodai]

JFL NIGGA

I just got a haircut its over

Tfw i told myself i would look ok and after my whole appeal is gone

looksmax.org

WORSE THAN THIS, 7 MONTHS LATER AND THIS NIGGA STILL FUCKED ME UP JFL

 

[Schizomogger]

Pics?

 

[alriodai]

Pics?

i haven't even seen myself in the mirror i don't wanna see the sheer brutality yet

my mom reaction said it all

 

[khvirgin]

Its the same barber?

 

[alriodai]

Its the same barber?

ye nigga im retarded i though this time he would do it good cause of 7 months diff

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Never go to barbers cut your hair yourself

 

[ElySioNs]

Getting haircuts is like Russian roulette these days

 

[alriodai]

Never go to barbers cut your hair yourself

i cut it myself but my sides were getting so long

 

[´´´´´´´´]

what was the cut

 

[Reformed]

Condolences

 

[alriodai]

what was the cut

i had zario bolanos hair before but it was long on sides
i told him to only cut a bit of the sides

but algerian/eastern europe third world barbers are ANTI PRETTYBOY HAIR and hates it and he was like "wtf u wanna keep it like this" and said "dont worry" and fucked me up jfl

 

[emeraldglass]

JFL NIGGA

I just got a haircut its over

Tfw i told myself i would look ok and after my whole appeal is gone

looksmax.org

WORSE THAN THIS, 7 MONTHS LATER AND THIS NIGGA STILL FUCKED ME UP JFL

Where do you live? What kind of barber you go to? Street barber or high end?

 

[alriodai]

Where do you live? What kind of barber you go to? Street barber or high end?

street barber, high end prolly gon do the same tbh and i dont know any

 

[Deleted member 18582]

I understand bro, I got shitfucked by a dumbass Italian barber a little over a month ago.

I had fluffy permed tiktok hair that looked really thick all over especially the front. I have natural nw2 hairline since childhood albeit still very dense all around, so when I first got this hair 1.5-2 years ago it was a lifesaver. And i just wanted some off the sides. I thought we were on the same page but he starts saying shit like "most guys like a more square hair shape, its more masculine," and how "it looks like you have an afro." It did not look like an afro. He probably just thinks if its not thin, dead, and ugly as fuck its not "masculine." Then he jumps off it like a rabid dog with his scissors, as if he's mowing his lawn, then bulldozes it with the thinning scissors. And he was being so cringe and Italian about it, like being theatrical with the movements like he was fencing or some shit. He literally left me looking like i had massive diffuse thinning; I could literally count the hairs remaining on the "U" at the front of my hairline that is otherwise very thick. Was he literally thinking he did a good job as he combed that pathetic U shit when he was done? Utterly unsalvageable, I had to go home and buzz my head.

My hair was the only thing that made me a htn and now i have to be a fucking subhuman again for 6 months minimum because my forehead and hairline is shit tier. And this was after I got similarly fucked in January, by some idiot ass barber who for some reason only cut the FRONT of my hair unusually short but left the rest of the top very long. At least that time it was not quite as bad, it only took 4 months before I was presentable in public, but this time it will be more like 1.5 years since I'm starting from a buzz cut and then getting a hair transplant in September when I'll have to buzz again. But JFL after that first shit haircut and I was waiting so excitedly to be presentable again, then getting my perm again and everything, ONLY to be hopelessly mutilated by another dipshit

I have never been more furious in my life, it's one of the things I am UNABLE to get over, and what pisses me off more is that they will be "Oh, it looks good," and then the receptionist will be like "Nice haircut, looks great," and then you show your friends and they'll be like "Love the new cut bro," and a friend is like "Mirin the buzzcut, you look like Justin Timberlake" and say if you asked a friend to show a pic of you to a girl they'll be like "Oh, he's alright." You hear all this, then turn around and find nobody wants to fuck you, you look like an absolute oofy doofy cuck pedophile. So insane how my hair changed everything, I went from rando women buying my wine at wine bars in the airport to having people come hookup with me but then leave when they see how I look lmfao. So much toxic positivity and bullshit gaslighting because everyone is insecure and wants you to fail, I think subconsciously them telling everyone they always look great is a kind of subconscious way of them telling themself they will always look great, everyone must always look great because that's part of the collective fantasy to ensure uglies don't get too insecure.

TLDR Barbers are the scum of the Earth who wield more power than God even though they serve nobody but Satan. Cringe bluepilled loser cucks having the power to dictate the entire livelihoods of their clients, unconsciously projecting their insecurities onto all their patients to make them look like shit. Honestly in the future the SECOND I sense that the barber has no idea what I want, I am getting out of the chair and leaving. I should have darted out the door the SECOND he was going on about muhhh masculine. I am not letting Satan incarnate touch me

 

[Deleted member 14693]

These gynocentric cucks having a breakdown over a haircut haha

 

[Deleted member 18582]

Yeah and it doesnt matter how much you pay tbh, its reliant more on your barber not having some dumbass boomer fucking aesthetic sense and bluepilled ideology that demands men should always look like shit becuase its women job to look good. absolute cringe vermin. and you can find these types of people at the cheapest places aand really high end salon/barber

i want to say to him, just because you're absolutely repulsive to women doesn't mean I need to be too, leave me out of your problems

 

[alriodai]

I understand bro, I got shitfucked by a dumbass Italian barber a little over a month ago.

I had fluffy permed tiktok hair that looked really thick all over especially the front. I have natural nw2 hairline since childhood albeit still very dense all around, so when I first got this hair 1.5-2 years ago it was a lifesaver. And i just wanted some off the sides. I thought we were on the same page but he starts saying shit like "most guys like a more square hair shape, its more masculine," and how "it looks like you have an afro." It did not look like an afro. He probably just thinks if its not thin, dead, and ugly as fuck its not "masculine." Then he jumps off it like a rabid dog with his scissors, as if he's mowing his lawn, then bulldozes it with the thinning scissors. And he was being so cringe and Italian about it, like being theatrical with the movements like he was fencing or some shit. He literally left me looking like i had massive diffuse thinning; I could literally count the hairs remaining on the "U" at the front of my hairline that is otherwise very thick. Was he literally thinking he did a good job as he combed that pathetic U shit when he was done? Utterly unsalvageable, I had to go home and buzz my head.

My hair was the only thing that made me a htn and now i have to be a fucking subhuman again for 6 months minimum because my forehead and hairline is shit tier. And this was after I got similarly fucked in January, by some idiot ass barber who for some reason only cut the FRONT of my hair unusually short but left the rest of the top very long. At least that time it was not quite as bad, it only took 4 months before I was presentable in public, but this time it will be more like 1.5 years since I'm starting from a buzz cut and then getting a hair transplant in September when I'll have to buzz again. But JFL after that first shit haircut and I was waiting so excitedly to be presentable again, then getting my perm again and everything, ONLY to be hopelessly mutilated by another dipshit

I have never been more furious in my life, it's one of the things I am UNABLE to get over, and what pisses me off more is that they will be "Oh, it looks good," and then the receptionist will be like "Nice haircut, looks great," and then you show your friends and they'll be like "Love the new cut bro," and a friend is like "Mirin the buzzcut, you look like Justin Timberlake" and say if you asked a friend to show a pic of you to a girl they'll be like "Oh, he's alright." You hear all this, then turn around and find nobody wants to fuck you, you look like an absolute oofy doofy cuck pedophile. So insane how my hair changed everything, I went from rando women buying my wine at wine bars in the airport to having people come hookup with me but then leave when they see how I look lmfao. So much toxic positivity and bullshit gaslighting because everyone is insecure and wants you to fail, I think subconsciously them telling everyone they always look great is a kind of subconscious way of them telling themself they will always look great, everyone must always look great because that's part of the collective fantasy to ensure uglies don't get too insecure.

TLDR Barbers are the scum of the Earth who wield more power than God even though they serve nobody but Satan. Cringe bluepilled loser cucks having the power to dictate the entire livelihoods of their clients, unconsciously projecting their insecurities onto all their patients to make them look like shit. Honestly in the future the SECOND I sense that the barber has no idea what I want, I am getting out of the chair and leaving. I should have darted out the door the SECOND he was going on about muhhh masculine. I am not letting Satan incarnate touch me

holy fucking shit bro i read everything and this is legit the same story with me

my fluffy type tiktok hair actually frauds so much of ratios that makes me look super good, but my fucking barber actually CUT THE SIDES SO MUCH, LIKE I STILL WANT NORMAL SIDES YOU DUMB FUCKING FUCK, JUST NOT TOO MUCH LONG BUT NO, THIS DIPSHIT DONT UNDERSTAND

When I came in he said "wow your hair is so long and big" in a bad way (he actually meant it as an insult) but my hair looked super good and fine, it was just longer on the sides and it didn't look that much good, i told him that i just wanted to have some of the sides off because it's long and remove a little bit on top but if he can't it's okay

please tell me what he did? removed all my sides, and removed like 2cm or 3cm from my hair at the top
he didn't hit me with the masculine shit but I can tell all the barbers are all like this and want their clients to have a "masculine haircut"

They think tiktok hair or long hair is feminine and gay so they wanna make you look "masculine" LIKE NO NIGGA DO WHAT I FUCKING SAY OR GTFO

Now I have to wear a cap for 2 months, actaully I'm lucky because I got my mom hair genetics so my HAIR GROWS SO MUCH FASTER like SO MUCH faster, but I'll have to wear a cap for months now JFL

Dude me and you have to learn on YouTube how to cut hair, I don't care if I fuck my hair up, I rather fuck my hair up then let another goofy barber take my money and fuck it more than what I would

Yeah and it doesnt matter how much you pay tbh, its reliant more on your barber not having some dumbass boomer fucking aesthetic sense and bluepilled ideology that demands men should always look like shit becuase its women job to look good. absolute cringe vermin. and you can find these types of people at the cheapest places aand really high end salon/barber

i want to say to him, just because you're absolutely repulsive to women doesn't mean I need to be too, leave me out of your problems

have u noticed that most barbers are fucking ugly as shit too

 

[Deleted member 18582]

holy fucking shit bro i read everything and this is legit the same story with me

my fluffy type tiktok hair actually frauds so much of ratios that makes me look super good, but my fucking barber actually CUT THE SIDES SO MUCH, LIKE I STILL WANT NORMAL SIDES YOU DUMB FUCKING FUCK, JUST NOT TOO MUCH LONG BUT NO, THIS DIPSHIT DONT UNDERSTAND

When I came in he said "wow your hair is so long and big" in a bad way (he actually meant it as an insult) but my hair looked super good and fine, it was just longer on the sides and it didn't look that much good, i told him that i just wanted to have some of the sides off because it's long and remove a little bit on top but if he can't it's okay

please tell me what he did? removed all my sides, and removed like 2cm or 3cm from my hair at the top
he didn't hit me with the masculine shit but I can tell all the barbers are all like this and want their clients to have a "masculine haircut"

They think tiktok hair or long hair is feminine and gay so they wanna make you look "masculine" LIKE NO NIGGA DO WHAT I FUCKING SAY OR GTFO

Now I have to wear a cap for 2 months, actaully I'm lucky because I got my mom hair genetics so my HAIR GROWS SO MUCH FASTER like SO MUCH faster, but I'll have to wear a cap for months now JFL

Dude me and you have to learn on YouTube how to cut hair, I don't care if I fuck my hair up, I rather fuck my hair up then let another goofy barber take my money and fuck it more than what I would

have u noticed that most barbers are fucking ugly as shit too

yeah honestly at this point ill spend hours to learn to cut it myself, it is not worth it at all

i had even showed him LITERAL pictures of ME of when I had the hair i wanted again, at multiple angles, and what he gave me looked nothing like it

i asked just for a little off the sides and back, i said like 1 inch maybe, but he not only takes like 2-3 inches ALL AROUND but then thins it to all fucking hell

its insane how much the messy fringe shit can transform your appearance, ive been failoed by my forehead my entire life and this is the only kind of cut that is both NT looking and hides it. Like for whatever reason when I look at my profile i see a different person. ngl it is literally a 1.5 psl boost

 

[alriodai]

yeah honestly at this point ill spend hours to learn to cut it myself, it is not worth it at all

i had even showed him LITERAL pictures of ME of when I had the hair i wanted again, at multiple angles, and what he gave me looked nothing like it

i asked just for a little off the sides and back, i said like 1 inch maybe, but he not only takes like 2-3 inches ALL AROUND but then thins it to all fucking hell

its insane how much the messy fringe shit can transform your appearance, ive been failoed by my forehead my entire life and this is the only kind of cut that is both NT looking and hides it. Like for whatever reason when I look at my profile i see a different person. ngl it is literally a 1.5 psl boost

i don't have a forehead failo but i understand you, i had hair exactly like ZARIO BOLANOS so my sides that wern't long were actually frauding a bit my cheekbones being a bit low set, and some of my hair were hiding like a quarter of my right forehead, it actually looked SUPER GOOD

HAIR IS LIFE BECAUSE HAIR FRAUDS SO MANY SHIT RATIOS PEOPLE HAVE, and it can either make you look having a long face or wide face, literally hair is everything


now tbh just wear a cap, i advice you get MLB new era caps of any teams or trucker hats

 

[Deleted member 18582]

i don't have a forehead failo but i understand you, i had hair exactly like ZARIO BOLANOS so my sides that wern't long were actually frauding a bit my cheekbones being a bit low set, and some of my hair were hiding like a quarter of my right forehead, it actually looked SUPER GOOD

HAIR IS LIFE BECAUSE HAIR FRAUDS SO MANY SHIT RATIOS PEOPLE HAVE, and it can either make you look having a long face or wide face, literally hair is everything


now tbh just wear a cap, i advice you get MLB new era caps of any teams or trucker hats

yeah lmfao i bought like 3 mlb caps the week after

 

[alriodai]

yeah lmfao i bought like 3 mlb caps the week after

what teams?

 

[Deleted member 26633]

i had zario bolanos hair before but it was long on sides
i told him to only cut a bit of the sides

but algerian/eastern europe third world barbers are ANTI PRETTYBOY HAIR and hates it and he was like "wtf u wanna keep it like this" and said "dont worry" and fucked me up jfl

every time. you unironically need to go to either a female salon or to a faggot barber. both experiences are equally awkward but you just have to do it

 

[Blackgymmax]

I understand bro, I got shitfucked by a dumbass Italian barber a little over a month ago.

I had fluffy permed tiktok hair that looked really thick all over especially the front. I have natural nw2 hairline since childhood albeit still very dense all around, so when I first got this hair 1.5-2 years ago it was a lifesaver. And i just wanted some off the sides. I thought we were on the same page but he starts saying shit like "most guys like a more square hair shape, its more masculine," and how "it looks like you have an afro." It did not look like an afro. He probably just thinks if its not thin, dead, and ugly as fuck its not "masculine." Then he jumps off it like a rabid dog with his scissors, as if he's mowing his lawn, then bulldozes it with the thinning scissors. And he was being so cringe and Italian about it, like being theatrical with the movements like he was fencing or some shit. He literally left me looking like i had massive diffuse thinning; I could literally count the hairs remaining on the "U" at the front of my hairline that is otherwise very thick. Was he literally thinking he did a good job as he combed that pathetic U shit when he was done? Utterly unsalvageable, I had to go home and buzz my head.

My hair was the only thing that made me a htn and now i have to be a fucking subhuman again for 6 months minimum because my forehead and hairline is shit tier. And this was after I got similarly fucked in January, by some idiot ass barber who for some reason only cut the FRONT of my hair unusually short but left the rest of the top very long. At least that time it was not quite as bad, it only took 4 months before I was presentable in public, but this time it will be more like 1.5 years since I'm starting from a buzz cut and then getting a hair transplant in September when I'll have to buzz again. But JFL after that first shit haircut and I was waiting so excitedly to be presentable again, then getting my perm again and everything, ONLY to be hopelessly mutilated by another dipshit

I have never been more furious in my life, it's one of the things I am UNABLE to get over, and what pisses me off more is that they will be "Oh, it looks good," and then the receptionist will be like "Nice haircut, looks great," and then you show your friends and they'll be like "Love the new cut bro," and a friend is like "Mirin the buzzcut, you look like Justin Timberlake" and say if you asked a friend to show a pic of you to a girl they'll be like "Oh, he's alright." You hear all this, then turn around and find nobody wants to fuck you, you look like an absolute oofy doofy cuck pedophile. So insane how my hair changed everything, I went from rando women buying my wine at wine bars in the airport to having people come hookup with me but then leave when they see how I look lmfao. So much toxic positivity and bullshit gaslighting because everyone is insecure and wants you to fail, I think subconsciously them telling everyone they always look great is a kind of subconscious way of them telling themself they will always look great, everyone must always look great because that's part of the collective fantasy to ensure uglies don't get too insecure.

TLDR Barbers are the scum of the Earth who wield more power than God even though they serve nobody but Satan. Cringe bluepilled loser cucks having the power to dictate the entire livelihoods of their clients, unconsciously projecting their insecurities onto all their patients to make them look like shit. Honestly in the future the SECOND I sense that the barber has no idea what I want, I am getting out of the chair and leaving. I should have darted out the door the SECOND he was going on about muhhh masculine. I am not letting Satan incarnate touch me

He probably thought u had a robust chad thurston skull kek

 

[Deleted member 18582]

He probably thought u had a robust chad thurston skull kek

The "hairstyle" he gave me does not exist anywhere, does not look good on anyone. It was like he was playing Farming Simulator 1992 (or whenever it was he was slaying a LTB once a year in italy) on my scalp with his thinning scissors. Ugly cuck forcing his cringe ass male gaze down my throat. I'm never letting a male cut my hair again

 

[Blackgymmax]

The "hairstyle" he gave me does not exist anywhere, does not look good on anyone. It was like he was playing Farming Simulator 1992 (or whenever it was he was slaying a LTB once a year in italy) on my scalp with his thinning scissors. Ugly cuck forcing his cringe ass male gaze on my throat. I'm never letting a male cut my hair again

Do you have a pic of what it kinda looked like?

 

[Deleted member 23399]

Do you have a pic of what it kinda looked like?

Best haircut for mena ethnics?

 

[Blackgymmax]

Best haircut for mena ethnics?

Idk nigga it depends on your skull

 

[Deleted member 18582]

every time. you unironically need to go to either a female salon or to a faggot barber. both experiences are equally awkward but you just have to do it

dont go to faggot barbers, all faggots still have tryhard unblended undercuts like its still 2013 and most fags are comically malegazed

 

[alriodai]

Idk nigga it depends on your skull

Many ppl fail to realise that shit
Thats why i laugh at "get prettyboy hair" that shit won't fit most people skull at all and they will look tryhard and uncanny, it fits certain face ratios, certain skulls and certain features ETC ETC ETC

The thing with barbers in third world country is that they want every male fuck to look the same with the shitty undercut haircut thikning it's still the 2010s

 

[Blackgymmax]

Many ppl fail to realise that shit
Thats why i laugh at "get prettyboy hair" that shit won't fit most people skull at all and they will look tryhard and uncanny, it fits certain face ratios, certain skulls and certain features ETC ETC ETC

The thing with barbers in third world country is that they want every male fuck to look the same with the shitty undercut haircut thikning it's still the 2010s

Yeh it depends on your ratios and features. The bowlcut shit Jordan barrett does or whatever requires monster features indicators of health to make up for a 0 visibility forehead and certain jaw height

 

[Blackgymmax]

Many ppl fail to realise that shit
Thats why i laugh at "get prettyboy hair" that shit won't fit most people skull at all and they will look tryhard and uncanny, it fits certain face ratios, certain skulls and certain features ETC ETC ETC

The thing with barbers in third world country is that they want every male fuck to look the same with the shitty undercut haircut thikning it's still the 2010s

Personally i wear a durag sometimes but not bc losing hair but mainly because it makes my jaw look taller lol

 

[alriodai]

Personally i wear a durag sometimes but not bc losing hair but mainly because it makes my jaw look taller lol

What about caps?

 

[Sprinkles]

Last haircut I had my barber fucked up my hairline and made it diagonal

 

[Pendejo]

Last haircut I had my barber fucked up my hairline and made it diagonal

 

[Deleted member 13158]

every time. you unironically need to go to either a female salon or to a faggot barber. both experiences are equally awkward but you just have to do it

Salons can’t cut male hair for shit. Fags are prolly better for feminine hairstyles

 

[RAITEIII]

I never let barbers do anything drastic lol. I used to be very bothered by bad haircuts lol

 

[Blackgymmax]

What about caps?

just bucket hats

 

[Blackgymmax]

Last haircut I had my barber fucked up my hairline and made it diagonal

same, brutal