Just got bought pissing by a police officer Foid….

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

The police woman stopped her car as I was doing the deed then I stopped pulled up my pants and acted like I was doing nothing then she lowered the windows and asked me “what are you doing” I said “reading” then she said “why were you facing the bush” and I said “because I was reading I do that a lot lol sorry”

She just shrugged gave me a look like “you’re full of shit” then drove off. Not all folds are evil guys. She was an fuckable police pig as well ngl I’d slay her

I thank god I’m HTN if I were normie or subhuman I’d 100% get a fine, but she looked at my face for a good long min with the torch and then let me go lol. If only the torch showed my autism and adhd then I’d had been fined for being subhuman

 

[Schizoposter]

Tales from Mumbai

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Tales from Mumbai

Literally happened 20 mins ago I was scared I was gonna get a fine… but god blessed me and she let me gooooooooo

 

[truthhurts]

Sounds like an opening for a porn

 

[dphlover]

The police woman stopped her car as I was doing the deed then I stopped pulled up my pants and acted like I was doing nothing then she lowered the windows and asked me “what are you doing” I said “reading” then she said “why were you facing the bush” and I said “because I was reading I do that a lot lol sorry”

She just shrugged gave me a look like “you’re full of shit” then drove off. Not all folds are evil guys. She was an fuckable police pig as well ngl I’d slay her

I thank god I’m HTN if I were normie or subhuman I’d 100% get a fine, but she looked at my face for a good long min with the torch and then let me go lol. If only the torch showed my autism and adhd then I’d had been fined for being subhuman

Still over if u was chad she would’ve sucked u off

 

[Schizoposter]

Still over if u was chad she would’ve sucked u off

Brutal truth pill

 

[Sub5kang]

The police woman stopped her car as I was doing the deed then I stopped pulled up my pants and acted like I was doing nothing then she lowered the windows and asked me “what are you doing” I said “reading” then she said “why were you facing the bush” and I said “because I was reading I do that a lot lol sorry”

She just shrugged gave me a look like “you’re full of shit” then drove off. Not all folds are evil guys. She was an fuckable police pig as well ngl I’d slay her

I thank god I’m HTN if I were normie or subhuman I’d 100% get a fine, but she looked at my face for a good long min with the torch and then let me go lol. If only the torch showed my autism and adhd then I’d had been fined for being subhuman

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

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Why do idiots think this is so unbelievable… what about this is unrealistic it literally fucjing happened 20 mins ago in the park

I wanted to take a piss and I did and then u saw a slow car I prayed it wasn’t police I had a hunch it was and then I pulled up my pants and acted like I was doing nothing

 

[Deleted member 85196]

Sounds like an opening for a porn

Except he's not high htn+ so it didn't get to the rest

 

[truthhurts]

Why do idiots think this is so unbelievable… what about this is unrealistic it literally fucjing happened 20 mins ago in the park

I wanted to take a piss and I did and then u saw a slow car I prayed it wasn’t police I had a hunch it was and then I pulled up my pants and acted like I was doing nothing

I believe u saar.

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Except he's not high htn+ so it didn't get to the rest

perhaps but I was shaking and shitting myself I’m broke rn I can’t afford an 100 quid fine for pissing in a bush

 

[Deleted member 85196]

perhaps but I was shaking and shitting myself I’m broke rn I can’t afford an 100 quid fine for pissing in a bush

See bro you just gotta be confident. With confidence she woulda hopped out the car like a perpetrator in a police chase and sucked you dry.

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

See bro you just gotta be confident. With confidence she woulda hopped out the car like a perpetrator in a police chase and sucked you dry.

Nar as @dphlover and @Schizoposter said chad into treatment belongs to chad only

 

[dphlover]

Nar as @dphlover and @Schizoposter said chad into treatment belongs to chad only

One of the beauty’s of being chad could’ve pissed on her and she’d probably be into just for you

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

One of the beauty’s of being chad could’ve pissed on her and she’d probably be into just for you

The power of chad cannot be understated. Sub chads in Sui watch

 

[MoggerGaston]

I remember during covid, it was usually ugly men getting fines for not wearing masks or breaking curfews.

Women and attractive men were given warnings instead.