Just got humiliated

[Vermilioncore]

I went to the store and got some snacks and shit and the lady cashier and I started talking (random small talk) and then after she tells me my total she says “not to embarrass you or anything but your zipper is down” and I don’t know what to say so I said some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever said. I said “oh, I had a long shirt on all day so I never even noticed that my zipper was down because the shirt was covering it the whole day” and I forgot what she responded but I said “bye” and took my stuff and left

 

[Hozay]

It could of been worse man.

 

[Pythagoras]

It could of been worse man.

True, it could've actually happened.

 

[Hozay]

True, it could've actually happened.

larp from the bird man

 

[Vermilioncore]

True, it could've actually happened.

Why would I lie about something bad? If the story went like “then she went outside and sucked my cock” then it would be larp-ish

 

[TUSSELEIF]

Could’ve been worse, could’ve been 15 year old me when I was at mental rehabilitation centre and I was playing cards with the group and I looked at a hot 25 year old foid working there and then directly afterwards looked at her crotch and she noticed me looking and she immediately looked down, thankfully her zipper was open, but the rest of the evening was awkward

 

[Vermilioncore]

Could’ve been worse, could’ve been 15 year old me when I was at mental rehabilitation centre and I was playing cards with the group and I looked at a hot 25 year old foid working there and then directly afterwards looked at her crotch and she noticed me looking and she immediately looked down, thankfully her zipper was open, but the rest of the evening was awkward

Should have raped her

 

[Deleted member 4209]

Should have raped her