Just got into a fight cuz some fucking zoomer retard said i looked like a pedo

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I was walking to the shop to buy pineapple juice for vodka and he was like "oi you look like a pedo ahah" started laughing with his friend.

Last night I was on a shit load of drugs mostly hallucinogens and so I had a nigger chimp out and beat him up. He managed to pry my fingers from his t shirt and ran away with his mate.

The guy in the shop saw it and joked he wasnt going to serve me but ran towards the till cuz i must have looked pissed off. Idk


I now realise I can solve my problems by having a nigger chimp out instead of trying to be the cordial diplomatic person. I think I will do this from now on.
 
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I was walking to the shop to buy pineapple juice
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Also pineapples are Satanic
 
Sprite and methanol or bust
i actually thought about buying sprite but i didnt want to linger in the shop too long incase that guy came back with a fucked up face and i got arrested lol
 
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Turning from a greycel into a bluecel in a few minutes.
 
Turning from a greycel into a bluecel in a few minutes.
yeah its crazy what happens. I lost all higher thought during my nigger chimpout. I've only ever had fights when diplomatic relations have failed with someone I know and we have to just deck eachother to see who wins. It's never been a stranger
 
yeah its crazy what happens. I lost all higher thought during my nigger chimpout. I've only ever had fights when diplomatic relations have failed with someone I know and we have to just deck eachother to see who wins. It's never been a stranger
What kind of hallucinogens were you taking? Acid? Mushrooms? Psylocibin? DMT? Salvia?
 
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I was walking to the shop to buy pineapple juice for vodka and he was like "oi you look like a pedo ahah" started laughing with his friend.

Last night I was on a shit load of drugs mostly hallucinogens and so I had a nigger chimp out and beat him up. He managed to pry my fingers from his t shirt and ran away with his mate.

The guy in the shop saw it and joked he wasnt going to serve me but ran towards the till cuz i must have looked pissed off. Idk


I now realise I can solve my problems by having a nigger chimp out instead of trying to be the cordial diplomatic person. I think I will do this from now on.
Wonder why he said you looked like a pedo. Also why didn't the dudes friend help him out? Pussy friend if you ask me...
 
How tall were they ? And how old do you think they are ?
 
You probably hallucinated him saying you look like a pedo, it’s probably been said to you in the past
 
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Drugs can lower inhibitions
 
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u dont like pineapple and vodka? its decent but not as nice as orange juice I will admit. Its a bit too sweet which is putting me off

Yeah I used to go with orange juice, pineapple or cranberry.

I can’t drink like that anymore tho cuz it put me in the hospital :feelsbadman:
 

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