Just got messaged by a landwhale match on Tinder

[EverythingMattersCel]

She's literally 120kg and built like a front rower.



I didn't initially feel insulted because I thought she would be begging for my cock. Imagine my surprise when I opened the DM to find all she had done was send me a contact card to her Instagram.

Like bitch the last thing you should be doing is chasing clout from desperate Tinder-cels. Instead she should be chasing a double cheese burger on a human-sized hamster wheel to lose all of that excess flubber.

Landwhales have infinite SMV compared to the average man though.

It's over for UK-cels.

 

[thecel]

she’s hot as fuck

it’s too bad I’m sub-3 and am worth no more than a bag of shit to her

 

[Deleted member 16346]

Slayer

 

[ChristianChad]

That's hot
Shit .



Stacylite

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

she’s hot as fuck

it’s too bad I’m sub-3 and am invisible to her

She would squash you bud. Turn your maxilla into a frying pan.

 

[Looksmax Refugee]

Replies above me are a black pill

 

[Pendejo]

she’s hot as fuck

it’s too bad I’m sub-3 and am worth no more than a bag of shit to her

Ngl I was thinking @itorroella9 was who posted this for a whole minute because of the avi
I was confused as fuck lmao.

 

[Cali Yuga]

fat girls get so insanely gassed up by tinder

 

[OldRooster]

I wonder whose Tinder test she is

 

[vtribal]

landwhales have infinite SMV compared to the average male model

 

[mulattomaxxer]

She's literally 120kg and built like a front rower.

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I didn't initially feel insulted because I thought she would be begging for my cock. Imagine my surprise when I opened the DM to find all she had done was send me a contact card to her Instagram.

Like bitch the last thing you should be doing is chasing clout from desperate Tinder-cels. Instead she should be chasing a double cheese burger on a human-sized hamster wheel to lose all of that excess flubber.

Landwhales have infinite SMV compared to the average man though.

It's over for UK-cels.

This is why OLD is shit