dimocel
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Apology: (Sorry bhais, but no tape this time around. I was able to catch the aftermath of the slay, but otherwise her fucking room was pitch black and no recording was possible.)
Slay story: So it started at around 6 pm yesterday. I had downloaded this retarded dating app on the App Store called “Duet” about a few weeks prior, and hadn’t used it much (since I use Tinder to acquire my slays, and it seemed like with Duet it wasn’t going to go anywhere slay-wise)
So anyways, I was gonna just delete the app but I said “Fuck it. Why not ask every girl I’ve matched with to fuck”
And to my complete and utter surprise, it worked
JFL.
So we basically texted a bit and I got her Instagram, she gave me her address, and I drove a fucking hour to her house.
I had thought that I was going to pick her up, bring her back to my house, fuck her, then in the morning I was gonna kick her ass out and make her take a train home.
Well, it turns out, last second she tells me she actually has a guest room, and we’re gonna fuck there instead. Which I was kind of annoyed with, since I wanted home court advantage and I prepared an INSANE creep angle to record from
But alas, I enter her house, and instantly I notice she has literal double D’s
Which are the first I’ve ever had in my hands before, in fact I’ve never had a C cup before
So we go into her room, ldar for a literal hour fucking watching some shitty movies, and it was kind of awkward, except she asked me to cuddle and she put her ass all over my cock.
Anyways, out of the blue, she grabs my flimsy skinny cuck wrist and puts it under her bra, and asked, “Guess how big”
I said “Bruh they gotta be at least A-cups” knowing damn well she had about 4 gallon milk jugs on her fucking chest. (Which let me preface, this isn’t actually my ideal body type, it was just a shocking revelation as to how big boobs could be jfl)
Anyway, after about 10 minutes of playing with both her tits and her moaning and clearly loving it, she grabs my SKINNY CUCK WRIST AGAIN, and puts it under her panties and I’m forced to finger this bitch.
First off, I have awful memories from fingering, particularly because of this one disgusting white bitch I fingered, and my finger smelled like literal shit for a whole day
(mtn slay quality jfl, welcome to reality)
So anyway I reluctantly begin fingering her, and notice she’s moaning. Then, after about 10 minutes of that fucking jester bullshit, she starts rubbing her ass on my cock which gets me insanely fucking hard

After 2 minutes of that shit I was about to cum through my pants, I’ve talked about this in other threads before, this shit ain’t a joke.
Then she says “put it in” and I say “Jfl okay”
So she took off her pants, I unveil her beautiful pink pussy, and voila, I try sticking it in here. Guess what, MY FUCKING MASSIVE BWC 6.7x5.5 HAMMER NEARLY DOESNT FIT IN HER PUSSY AT FIRST
(literally got flashbacks to Tinder Foid 1)
But, after bringing up her legs to her head essentially and folding her like a pretzel, I get it in missionary and start fucking her.
It was raw, which made me almost cum instantly, I literally lasted like 6 minutes tops before I completely blasted my load inside her
But instead of stopping, I keep going, as I have done before, but this is where it goes wrong, after cumming inside her, she asks to switch positions (she didn’t know I came yet) which during the transition period I genuinely lost most of my erection because tbh I wasn’t even attracted to this bitch.

So we switched to doggy, and I was like “okay it’s do or die, I gotta get this recording for org or they’re gonna fucking call it tails” but after I pointed my camera in the direction we were fucking, genuinely nothing could show, and idk why, but I didn’t even want to get a voice recording of the sex as well.
So I’m sorry guys, massive disappointment, but we added another tick to the Dimocel Slay Count
Also JFL as I was leaving I realized she had an entire table filled with Jesus Christ figures and bibles all over it
kind of sad tbh, hope she gets sodomized in hell. I also texted her begging her to get a plan B so, let’s pray to Gandy she does.
Slay story: So it started at around 6 pm yesterday. I had downloaded this retarded dating app on the App Store called “Duet” about a few weeks prior, and hadn’t used it much (since I use Tinder to acquire my slays, and it seemed like with Duet it wasn’t going to go anywhere slay-wise)
So anyways, I was gonna just delete the app but I said “Fuck it. Why not ask every girl I’ve matched with to fuck”
And to my complete and utter surprise, it worked
JFL.
So we basically texted a bit and I got her Instagram, she gave me her address, and I drove a fucking hour to her house.
I had thought that I was going to pick her up, bring her back to my house, fuck her, then in the morning I was gonna kick her ass out and make her take a train home.
Well, it turns out, last second she tells me she actually has a guest room, and we’re gonna fuck there instead. Which I was kind of annoyed with, since I wanted home court advantage and I prepared an INSANE creep angle to record from
But alas, I enter her house, and instantly I notice she has literal double D’s
Which are the first I’ve ever had in my hands before, in fact I’ve never had a C cup before
So we go into her room, ldar for a literal hour fucking watching some shitty movies, and it was kind of awkward, except she asked me to cuddle and she put her ass all over my cock.
Anyways, out of the blue, she grabs my flimsy skinny cuck wrist and puts it under her bra, and asked, “Guess how big”
I said “Bruh they gotta be at least A-cups” knowing damn well she had about 4 gallon milk jugs on her fucking chest. (Which let me preface, this isn’t actually my ideal body type, it was just a shocking revelation as to how big boobs could be jfl)
Anyway, after about 10 minutes of playing with both her tits and her moaning and clearly loving it, she grabs my SKINNY CUCK WRIST AGAIN, and puts it under her panties and I’m forced to finger this bitch.
First off, I have awful memories from fingering, particularly because of this one disgusting white bitch I fingered, and my finger smelled like literal shit for a whole day
So anyway I reluctantly begin fingering her, and notice she’s moaning. Then, after about 10 minutes of that fucking jester bullshit, she starts rubbing her ass on my cock which gets me insanely fucking hard
After 2 minutes of that shit I was about to cum through my pants, I’ve talked about this in other threads before, this shit ain’t a joke.
Then she says “put it in” and I say “Jfl okay”
So she took off her pants, I unveil her beautiful pink pussy, and voila, I try sticking it in here. Guess what, MY FUCKING MASSIVE BWC 6.7x5.5 HAMMER NEARLY DOESNT FIT IN HER PUSSY AT FIRST
But, after bringing up her legs to her head essentially and folding her like a pretzel, I get it in missionary and start fucking her.
It was raw, which made me almost cum instantly, I literally lasted like 6 minutes tops before I completely blasted my load inside her
But instead of stopping, I keep going, as I have done before, but this is where it goes wrong, after cumming inside her, she asks to switch positions (she didn’t know I came yet) which during the transition period I genuinely lost most of my erection because tbh I wasn’t even attracted to this bitch.
So we switched to doggy, and I was like “okay it’s do or die, I gotta get this recording for org or they’re gonna fucking call it tails” but after I pointed my camera in the direction we were fucking, genuinely nothing could show, and idk why, but I didn’t even want to get a voice recording of the sex as well.
So I’m sorry guys, massive disappointment, but we added another tick to the Dimocel Slay Count
Also JFL as I was leaving I realized she had an entire table filled with Jesus Christ figures and bibles all over it
