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Disclaimer: Everyone in this story is over 18, yes I checked all their IDs, even the homeless guy.
Holy fucking shit niggas, this has to be one of the craziest things that has happened to me of recent.
So I was just at the grocery store trying to get some condoms for slay tomorrow (20 Med SL with D cups) along with general errands for my family and shit. One of the things my mother had asked me to get was some fruits & veggies, since she's trying to raise a bloodline of moggers, so my younger brother is getting fed the most nutritious shit available (he's already 5'3 at 11 btw). Anyway, I'm walking in the fruits section now and I see this hot ass fucking MILF Stacy along with her two daughters

. The mother was like a 5'11, wide framed, busty Slav, and her two daughters were a little shorter (~5'8), however in trade were lots more compact and curvy. In my left hand I have my basket of condoms, lube, oil, and other sex shit that I'd need for tomorrow, whilst on my right, I have my phone where I got all the stuff which my mum asked me to pick up on text:
, I'm at the fruits section now, what do you need specifically?" I look up, and what I see bricks my cock up to the equivalent of 1 gtam of Cialis.
The Slavic woman's daughter (let's call her "Foid A"), has an eggplant
in her hand and jokingly does a stroking motion on it like it were a real dick whilst laughing with her sister (Foid B). I was watching this shit in real time, and I can't even lie, I couldn't stop staring
. Before this, I was already getting pretty excited just thinking about my slay tomorrow, but this shit really, and I mean REALLY got me up. I'm standing there like I just got paralyzed, phone & basket in hand with my eyes all glared on Foid A stroking her cucumber. Eventually, she stops laughing and glances over at me staring--and she just realised what I've been doing. 
Now in this moment, I thought I was FUCKED
. My dick (10X8) was already bulging out my pants, and keep in mind that I'm 6'8, so pretty much a whole fucking foot above her. She saw me and was initially a little shocked and/or disgusted, but when she peered up at me, I saw that shock swap to lust in her eyes. Then that lust carried her eyes down into my pants, where my fucking FIREHYDRANT of a penis was trying to rip out through my underwear.
So I see her facial expression turn from this:
to this:
And now I know shit is about to fucking go DOWN. She approaches me, and if her Slavic accent says: "Looks like you were quite excited to see me
" and starts running her hands down my pants with her sister (who followed along with her). Once my pants are now fully down, it's just my undies inbetween my dick and her mouth. Her mother also started to notice at this point, and I lowkey thought she was about to blue-ball me, but ended up following the same fucking pattern as her daughters. So now I dead-ass got my fucking pants all the way down in the middle of the fruit aisle at my local grocery store, and three Slavic whores surrounding me in a 180 degree radius with 6 eyeballs oozing out lust gazing at my cock 

ouuu shii. I looked around and I saw some of the men around trying to not jealous like they ain't GAF, but the foids definitely weren't hiding their shock.
But now is the time, I take my undies off, and I'm not lying when I tell you this: My dick legit fucking punched Foid A
. Shit came out with so much velocity it whole ass uppercutted her chin when I ripped that shit off. So the adjacent whores giggle at this sight
, but as yknow, they start to get to work. I had this fucking family of Slavic girls legit all sucking my cock at once drenching their saliva all at once on my massive monster cock. After my dick is lubricated up and slimy, the mother instructed Foid B to grab a Zucchini nearby and tells me to lie down. Whilst I'm lying down, she now stares at my Eiffell Tower dick staring upto the sky and places the zucchini right next to my dick.
"Oh my...
Your dick is bigger than the zuchhini! How is this possible? It's longer and girthier!? I just can't believe it...
"
And as you know, she has to give that shit a spin. So the mother starts to slide onto my dick, and as she's going down, she's making moans loud enough for the entire fucking grocery store to hear, something like: "OOOOHHH MYYYYY




, I'VE NEVER. NEVER. FELT SOMETHING LIKE THIS BEFORE, I WANT IT ALL IN ME THREE LEGGED BOY." To her being truthful about herself, putting all 10x8 into her pussy whilst I make out with Foid A & B. Yeah at this point, I'm just hearing her visceral moans while the audience perception has now changed. The foids who were previously shocked are now starting to finger themselves in the store, the low T cvcks have now hidden away, and I see the foids circling in on me. Like the Mother's moans must of been fucking attracting them closer or some shit
bitch was a damn Siren. After a bit, the mother is too exhausted, so she lowkey just creams/faints/collapses somewhere 
, so Foid A & B start fighting over who goes next. After some fighting, I've got them both bent over the veggies taking turns giving them straight BACKSHVTS. Mother like Daughter, they're screaming, crying, yelling, swearing, whatever etc. etc. like they're gonna die (since they might). The foids watching which I just spoke about now aren't even nervous anymore. Now I got the whole fucking store filled with Stacies/Stacylites around me all having a gigantic orgy with me being the focus. I can hardly recall half the shit that even happened, I was just in there putting my dick in one pussy, girl finishing, and the other, whilst it's just a fucking symphony of moaning man. 

After like...6,7,8,9,10 hours or so (The store legit closed in an hour at the start of the story btw, they just didn't bother kicking us out), I shoot gigantic porride-like sticky cum all over them all. I'm like a fucking fire hose of cum and it's just straight PISSING CUM everywhere and now their whole faces are just fucking drenched. After satisfying all these women, I CBF cleaning shit, so I just walked out with some of the cum-ridden fruits in hand. I finally checked my phone again just to realise I DNR my mum when she told me: "Just go home, I had your father buy everything we need on his way back from work anyway" (He's a WASP billionare supposedly in ties wtih @CelestialEmpire's family

).
I was feeling generous after my orgy, so whilst walking home, I spotted an old homeless man. I gave him one of my cum-covered fruits. I said, "Here bro, you need it." He suspiciously inspected it for a second, and asked, "What the hell is this white thing nigga?
" to me replying back: "Don't worry about it bro, it's a new type of mayo in the store, just try it and I promise it'll taste good." He bit into it, and I deadass watched this nigga--after a SINGULAR BITE mind you--go from a sub-3, 5'2, 54 year old Somali homeless man into a fucking WASP 6'5 19YRS CHAD, and the first thing this nigga did after biting it was look at me and start talking about overseas oil. Power of my cum ig 

Anyway, what a good day. I just got home & I'm typing this out now. Satisfied and relieved so many women and changed a homeless man's life.
IN B4 HORDE OF ENVIOUS SUBHUMANS
IN B4:
-tales
-larp
-dnr
-schizo ramblings
FUCK OFF, JUST ADMIT YOU WISH YOU WERE LIVING MY CHAD LIFE.
tagging fellow slayers who can relate: @Miami @irrumator praetor @Mogs Me @discord m0d
Holy fucking shit niggas, this has to be one of the craziest things that has happened to me of recent.
So I was just at the grocery store trying to get some condoms for slay tomorrow (20 Med SL with D cups) along with general errands for my family and shit. One of the things my mother had asked me to get was some fruits & veggies, since she's trying to raise a bloodline of moggers, so my younger brother is getting fed the most nutritious shit available (he's already 5'3 at 11 btw). Anyway, I'm walking in the fruits section now and I see this hot ass fucking MILF Stacy along with her two daughters


. The mother was like a 5'11, wide framed, busty Slav, and her two daughters were a little shorter (~5'8), however in trade were lots more compact and curvy. In my left hand I have my basket of condoms, lube, oil, and other sex shit that I'd need for tomorrow, whilst on my right, I have my phone where I got all the stuff which my mum asked me to pick up on text:- Fruits
- Creatine
- Raw Meat
, I'm at the fruits section now, what do you need specifically?" I look up, and what I see bricks my cock up to the equivalent of 1 gtam of Cialis.The Slavic woman's daughter (let's call her "Foid A"), has an eggplant
in her hand and jokingly does a stroking motion on it like it were a real dick whilst laughing with her sister (Foid B). I was watching this shit in real time, and I can't even lie, I couldn't stop staring Now in this moment, I thought I was FUCKED
So I see her facial expression turn from this:
to this:
And now I know shit is about to fucking go DOWN. She approaches me, and if her Slavic accent says: "Looks like you were quite excited to see me


ouuu shii. I looked around and I saw some of the men around trying to not jealous like they ain't GAF, but the foids definitely weren't hiding their shock.But now is the time, I take my undies off, and I'm not lying when I tell you this: My dick legit fucking punched Foid A
, but as yknow, they start to get to work. I had this fucking family of Slavic girls legit all sucking my cock at once drenching their saliva all at once on my massive monster cock. After my dick is lubricated up and slimy, the mother instructed Foid B to grab a Zucchini nearby and tells me to lie down. Whilst I'm lying down, she now stares at my Eiffell Tower dick staring upto the sky and places the zucchini right next to my dick."Oh my...
Your dick is bigger than the zuchhini! How is this possible? It's longer and girthier!? I just can't believe it...And as you know, she has to give that shit a spin. So the mother starts to slide onto my dick, and as she's going down, she's making moans loud enough for the entire fucking grocery store to hear, something like: "OOOOHHH MYYYYY





, I'VE NEVER. NEVER. FELT SOMETHING LIKE THIS BEFORE, I WANT IT ALL IN ME THREE LEGGED BOY." To her being truthful about herself, putting all 10x8 into her pussy whilst I make out with Foid A & B. Yeah at this point, I'm just hearing her visceral moans while the audience perception has now changed. The foids who were previously shocked are now starting to finger themselves in the store, the low T cvcks have now hidden away, and I see the foids circling in on me. Like the Mother's moans must of been fucking attracting them closer or some shit
bitch was a damn Siren. After a bit, the mother is too exhausted, so she lowkey just creams/faints/collapses somewhere 
, so Foid A & B start fighting over who goes next. After some fighting, I've got them both bent over the veggies taking turns giving them straight BACKSHVTS. Mother like Daughter, they're screaming, crying, yelling, swearing, whatever etc. etc. like they're gonna die (since they might). The foids watching which I just spoke about now aren't even nervous anymore. Now I got the whole fucking store filled with Stacies/Stacylites around me all having a gigantic orgy with me being the focus. I can hardly recall half the shit that even happened, I was just in there putting my dick in one pussy, girl finishing, and the other, whilst it's just a fucking symphony of moaning man. 

After like...6,7,8,9,10 hours or so (The store legit closed in an hour at the start of the story btw, they just didn't bother kicking us out), I shoot gigantic porride-like sticky cum all over them all. I'm like a fucking fire hose of cum and it's just straight PISSING CUM everywhere and now their whole faces are just fucking drenched. After satisfying all these women, I CBF cleaning shit, so I just walked out with some of the cum-ridden fruits in hand. I finally checked my phone again just to realise I DNR my mum when she told me: "Just go home, I had your father buy everything we need on his way back from work anyway" (He's a WASP billionare supposedly in ties wtih @CelestialEmpire's family


).I was feeling generous after my orgy, so whilst walking home, I spotted an old homeless man. I gave him one of my cum-covered fruits. I said, "Here bro, you need it." He suspiciously inspected it for a second, and asked, "What the hell is this white thing nigga?
" to me replying back: "Don't worry about it bro, it's a new type of mayo in the store, just try it and I promise it'll taste good." He bit into it, and I deadass watched this nigga--after a SINGULAR BITE mind you--go from a sub-3, 5'2, 54 year old Somali homeless man into a fucking WASP 6'5 19YRS CHAD, and the first thing this nigga did after biting it was look at me and start talking about overseas oil. Power of my cum ig Anyway, what a good day. I just got home & I'm typing this out now. Satisfied and relieved so many women and changed a homeless man's life.

IN B4 HORDE OF ENVIOUS SUBHUMANS
IN B4:
-tales
-larp
-dnr
-schizo ramblings
FUCK OFF, JUST ADMIT YOU WISH YOU WERE LIVING MY CHAD LIFE.
tagging fellow slayers who can relate: @Miami @irrumator praetor @Mogs Me @discord m0d