Just had sex and it went terrible

FailedNormieManlet

FailedNormieManlet

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Girl said she didn’t suck dick. I barely got hard, then I had a weird cramp in my leg. I autismed out and thought of half guard in bjj and tried getting an underhook. She looked fucking confused.

We literally barely spoke too. Sex is gay and shit, it’s just advanced masturbation lol.

Yeah that’s enough sex for the year. I’m being an incel
 
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Sex is shit without chemistry. Girl could barely hold a conversation. Never again am I going to fuck some random girl
 
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Check your T levels
 
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Girl said she didn’t suck dick
michael jordan laughing GIF
 
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Check your T levels
I was nervous and was sober trying to have sex. Bitch didn’t even drink or speak to me. She was just like “yeah let’s fuck”
 
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Bbc slayer 🤙🤙🤙🚬🚬🚬
 
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Congrats on losing your virginity!
 
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Her not sucking dick was the first sign to leave.
 
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Okay Chad
 
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The actual act doesn't matter. You feel good from being one of the chosen people who get it.
 
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All I know is you are the biggest slaying pajeet in the whole fourm

@the BULL take notes brah
 
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Ur not supposed to have a conversation during sex bruh
 
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chads.org
 
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Sex without being Chad is shit.

The girl I fucked on Monday decided immediately to stop and throw me out when we went in a position where she could see me in the mirror. They are so brazen to withdraw consent half way through.
 
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sounds like u need to buy my sex guide

was this that black girl? why did she not speak?
 
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was it the fat indian girl you posted in that other thread
 
dnr brag thread
 
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Girl said she didn’t suck dick. I barely got hard, then I had a weird cramp in my leg. I autismed out and thought of half guard in bjj and tried getting an underhook. She looked fucking confused.

We literally barely spoke too. Sex is gay and shit, it’s just advanced masturbation lol.

Yeah that’s enough sex for the year. I’m being an incel
Describe woman and why didn’t you take ciallis
 
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Girl said she didn’t suck dick. I barely got hard, then I had a weird cramp in my leg. I autismed out and thought of half guard in bjj and tried getting an underhook. She looked fucking confused.

We literally barely spoke too. Sex is gay and shit, it’s just advanced masturbation lol.

Yeah that’s enough sex for the year. I’m being an incel
How you look like?
 
Sex without being Chad is shit.

The girl I fucked on Monday decided immediately to stop and throw me out when we went in a position where she could see me in the mirror. They are so brazen to withdraw consent half way through.
Just throw yourself in jail atp :lul:
 
@rand anon sex evil
 
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Girl said she didn’t suck dick. I barely got hard, then I had a weird cramp in my leg. I autismed out and thought of half guard in bjj and tried getting an underhook. She looked fucking confused.

We literally barely spoke too. Sex is gay and shit, it’s just advanced masturbation lol.

Yeah that’s enough sex for the year. I’m being an incel
You went to a hooker.
 
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biggest slayer in the uk @Biggdink
 
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Girl said she didn’t suck dick. I barely got hard, then I had a weird cramp in my leg. I autismed out and thought of half guard in bjj and tried getting an underhook. She looked fucking confused.

We literally barely spoke too. Sex is gay and shit, it’s just advanced masturbation lol.

Yeah that’s enough sex for the year. I’m being an incel
You now mogg me, even you get pussy and I don’t JFL it’s so over 4 me

What’s her rating?
 
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my chad mates gf also didnt want to suck dick

not every girl likes that shit. im not coping my gf does it whenever i ask for it, but like even chads dont get everything they want on demand
 
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Kinda true tho. It’s just masturbation with extra steps. Involves more effort and stress. You’ll know if you have experienced it. Slaying randoms is not for everyone
 
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Girl said she didn’t suck dick. I barely got hard, then I had a weird cramp in my leg. I autismed out and thought of half guard in bjj and tried getting an underhook. She looked fucking confused.

We literally barely spoke too. Sex is gay and shit, it’s just advanced masturbation lol.

Yeah that’s enough sex for the year. I’m being an incel
You need to call her a bitch, choke her and slap her and finish on her face.

the absolute state of you.

no wonder she sensed your autism

you need to learn to have chad sex.

give me her digits and i will fuck her and you can sit and watch me and you take notes
 
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I’m still a virgin wahooo
 
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i can imagine myself being disillusioned once i have it but then why do i still feel so shitty and missing out?
 
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MUH CHAD JUST FUCKS GIRLS FIRST TIME!!! THAT SHIT IS TERRIBLE. I'VE HAD SO MUCH MORE FUN DATING GIRLS, GETTING TO KNOW THEM, SEDUCING THEM, DRINKING ETC! FUCK WOMEN!
 
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no true attraction what women cant suck dick lmaooo
 
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trash-quality sex. Absolutely brutal.

Legit better to just fuck escorts when ur subChad.
 
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MUH CHAD JUST FUCKS GIRLS FIRST TIME!!! THAT SHIT IS TERRIBLE. I'VE HAD SO MUCH MORE FUN DATING GIRLS, GETTING TO KNOW THEM, SEDUCING THEM, DRINKING ETC! FUCK WOMEN!
thats cuz ur dating ugly chicks that you cant even get ur dick hard for. brutal

when a girl is cute u cant wait to kiss them + fuck.
 
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thats cuz ur dating ugly chicks that you cant even get ur dick hard for. brutal

when a girl is cute u cant wait to kiss them + more.
Dude SHE JUST WANTED SEX AND NOTHING ELSE. SPEAKING TO A GIRL, FLIRTING AND KISSING THEM AT RIGHT TIME IS 10000000000 TIMES BETTER
 
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Dude SHE JUST WANTED SEX AND NOTHING ELSE. SPEAKING TO A GIRL, FLIRTING AND KISSING THEM AT RIGHT TIME IS 10000000000 TIMES BETTER
U need to get some serious experience behind ur belt to get more comfortable with stuff like this.

I struggle a bit aswell when fucking a girl for the first time, especially when I haven't had sex for half a year so it's all fucking new again.
 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
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What low sex appeal does to a nigga. Cant even get a sucky sucky
 
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Sex is shit without chemistry. Girl could barely hold a conversation. Never again am I going to fuck some random girl
if you dont fuck random girls you are never gonna get good at it
 
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It was bad, I want a partner ffs
how are you gonna find a partner if you dont date?
imagine you find a girl which is nice, like to talk, listen etc
then you have sex, it's garbage (again), she will ghost your ass
 
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how are you gonna find a partner if you dont date?
imagine you find a girl which is nice, like to talk, listen etc
then you have sex, it's garbage (again), she will ghost your ass
this.

U need to become a slayer before u can LTR. Having good sex is an insane advantage.
 
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