just had the most humiliating wingman experience with the worlds most hypergamous foid i want to fucking curbstomp her

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so a friend of mine was recently out of a relationship and back on the sexual market, and I was out with him and a few others at the club to help him get back on his feet iykwim

most of our friends got too drunk and pissed off and its just me and him. he manages to bag a cute HMTB but she has a chubby LTB friend, and I’m drunk af and about to leave but he pulls me over and begs me to run the two man for his sake. i oblige because i feel bad and because he did genuinely bag a hot girl who was mad about him but he wouldn’t get the slay unless the friend left with someone, so duty called

i’m chatting up the ltb and she’s giggling and shit clearly showing interest, getting physical, I bear the humiliation of kissing her a couple times for my friends sake to keep the two man alive. we get some post-club fast food, LTB gives me some of hers.

the other two are making out passionately but i reckon the ltb realises im nowhere near as into her as my friend is to the other one.. obviously. mind you I mog my friend and i was looking fucking good today yet I bore the weight of courting the ltb… 6’3” and getting close to HTN by now imo was frauding with shoes and tinted moisturiser. nonetheless i was still showing interest and implying that i wanted the slay.. would’ve done it for the sake of my friend and because i was bored and drunk

anyways, she’s a little older than me and then jokes about being too old for me, i play with it but she’s a but weird about it. but then she calls some guy to pick them up, and starts describing about how he’s 30-something, has a car, career (mediocre one but above uni student financial means ofc) etc and about how she’s been shagging him on and off.

her friend whispers to me that she fucking hates that guy, thinks he’a a pred and wants me to sway her friend my way instead to piss him off, but at this point its a humiliation ritual.. she startsstraight up talking about looking forward to dick from the older dude whilst my friend is making out with the other one. had to restrain my rage to not totally ruin it for my friend.

wanted to genuinely just fucking molest that bitch for speaking like that in front of me because HOW FUCKING DARE SHE. I am her genetic superior, I am leagues out of her league, I am out of her economic league, social class, looks class etc etc it was a fucking priviledge that my attention so much as grazed her pathetic visage. like this is an overweight, tatted poor LTB in a dead end job who never even graduated 6th form speaking to me like this.

hypergamy, not even once. don’t entertain LTBs to help your friends its not worth it
 
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so a friend of mine was recently out of a relationship and back on the sexual market, and I was out with him and a few others at the club to help him get back on his feet iykwim

most of our friends got too drunk and pissed off and its just me and him. he manages to bag a cute HMTB but she has a chubby LTB friend, and I’m drunk af and about to leave but he pulls me over and begs me to run the two man for his sake. i oblige because i feel bad and because he did genuinely bag a hot girl who was mad about him but he wouldn’t get the slay unless the friend left with someone, so duty called

i’m chatting up the ltb and she’s giggling and shit clearly showing interest, getting physical, I bear the humiliation of kissing her a couple times for my friends sake to keep the two man alive. we get some post-club fast food, LTB gives me some of hers.

the other two are making out passionately but i reckon the ltb realises im nowhere near as into her as my friend is to the other one.. obviously. mind you I mog my friend and i was looking fucking good today yet I bore the weight of courting the ltb… 6’3” and getting close to HTN by now imo was frauding with shoes and tinted moisturiser. nonetheless i was still showing interest and implying that i wanted the slay.. would’ve done it for the sake of my friend and because i was bored and drunk

anyways, she’s a little older than me and then jokes about being too old for me, i play with it but she’s a but weird about it. but then she calls some guy to pick them up, and starts describing about how he’s 30-something, has a car, career (mediocre one but above uni student financial means ofc) etc and about how she’s been shagging him on and off.

her friend whispers to me that she fucking hates that guy, thinks he’a a pred and wants me to sway her friend my way instead to piss him off, but at this point its a humiliation ritual.. she startsstraight up talking about looking forward to dick from the older dude whilst my friend is making out with the other one. had to restrain my rage to not totally ruin it for my friend.

wanted to genuinely just fucking molest that bitch for speaking like that in front of me because HOW FUCKING DARE SHE. I am her genetic superior, I am leagues out of her league, I am out of her economic league, social class, looks class etc etc it was a fucking priviledge that my attention so much as grazed her pathetic visage. like this is an overweight, tatted poor LTB in a dead end job who never even graduated 6th form speaking to me like this.

hypergamy, not even once. don’t entertain LTBs to help your friends its not worth it

i am like 6'2 ish barefoot foids get scared of my height all of em come to fckin chest so i have to pretttyboimax to sometimes not be over intimidating still so ur height is good unless u are below 5'9
 
i am like 6'2 ish barefoot foids get scared of my height all of em come to fckin chest so i have to pretttyboimax to sometimes not be over intimidating still so ur height is good unless u are below 5'9
i have zero insecurity about my ability to attract women in general i just got pissed off by how this hypergamous foidlet in particular acted with me tonight
 
damn she did you bad
 
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i have zero insecurity about my ability to attract women in general i just got pissed off by how this hypergamous foidlet in particular acted with me tonight

fck it man plenty fishes in the sea
 
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so a friend of mine was recently out of a relationship and back on the sexual market, and I was out with him and a few others at the club to help him get back on his feet iykwim

most of our friends got too drunk and pissed off and its just me and him. he manages to bag a cute HMTB but she has a chubby LTB friend, and I’m drunk af and about to leave but he pulls me over and begs me to run the two man for his sake. i oblige because i feel bad and because he did genuinely bag a hot girl who was mad about him but he wouldn’t get the slay unless the friend left with someone, so duty called

i’m chatting up the ltb and she’s giggling and shit clearly showing interest, getting physical, I bear the humiliation of kissing her a couple times for my friends sake to keep the two man alive. we get some post-club fast food, LTB gives me some of hers.

the other two are making out passionately but i reckon the ltb realises im nowhere near as into her as my friend is to the other one.. obviously. mind you I mog my friend and i was looking fucking good today yet I bore the weight of courting the ltb… 6’3” and getting close to HTN by now imo was frauding with shoes and tinted moisturiser. nonetheless i was still showing interest and implying that i wanted the slay.. would’ve done it for the sake of my friend and because i was bored and drunk

anyways, she’s a little older than me and then jokes about being too old for me, i play with it but she’s a but weird about it. but then she calls some guy to pick them up, and starts describing about how he’s 30-something, has a car, career (mediocre one but above uni student financial means ofc) etc and about how she’s been shagging him on and off.

her friend whispers to me that she fucking hates that guy, thinks he’a a pred and wants me to sway her friend my way instead to piss him off, but at this point its a humiliation ritual.. she startsstraight up talking about looking forward to dick from the older dude whilst my friend is making out with the other one. had to restrain my rage to not totally ruin it for my friend.

wanted to genuinely just fucking molest that bitch for speaking like that in front of me because HOW FUCKING DARE SHE. I am her genetic superior, I am leagues out of her league, I am out of her economic league, social class, looks class etc etc it was a fucking priviledge that my attention so much as grazed her pathetic visage. like this is an overweight, tatted poor LTB in a dead end job who never even graduated 6th form speaking to me like this.

hypergamy, not even once. don’t entertain LTBs to help your friends its not worth it
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This is you cuh
 
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This is you cuh
god forbid i try to get an assist for once :feelskek:
fr though he took the breakup hard so i was genuinely trying to pull this off for him

to be passed over by a foid i had to force myself to tolerate feels humiliating even though i usually have no issues slaying at the club. maybe they can tell if you don’t want them i guess
 
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i didnt even want her was just helping my hb
still pissed at the principle though
her looksmatch wrote his suicide note years ago

rip man to her looksmatch guy did not deserve ts😢
 
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god forbid i try to get an assist for once :feelskek:
fr though he took the breakup hard so i was genuinely trying to pull this off for him

to be passed over by a foid i had to force myself to tolerate feels humiliating even though i usually have no issues slaying at the club. maybe they can tell if you don’t want them i guess
your heart was in a good place, I actually love the high of a two man, especially the first few seconds of approach
 
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why are foids neurotic about men younger than them
either they absolutely fetishise you (cougars) or 2 years younger is too much for them
 
your heart was in a good place, I actually love the high of a two man, especially the first few seconds of approach
two mans are fun but much moreso when you’re actually both into them vs one person playing the game to not fumble it for the other
 
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cancelled my delete request to make a post a few days ago idk if the cooldown is done yet
might delete in june if i still feel like it idk. i like posting updates here but i waste too much time
 
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