Just had the most NT night of my life

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My NTness had declined heavily since covid

I didn't go out or do shit for a solid year and didn't go to school for 2 years but I met with some old homies at the gym and we went skating

So then last night my friend invited me to come drink at his house and i brought my own shit too cuz people leave alcohol in there carts and I work at a golf course so I get Hella free shit

I met my old friends who I didn't know drank at all I thought they were all straight edge asf but one of them is a full fucking alcoholic and the other is a thug ass nigga

So I was kinda out of place but then I got 2 shots in me and was chilling and of course took some more and a fireball minibottle and some beers

We were in my friends hot tub and this mf threw the floating thermometer thing and my friend was right behind him so he didn't see and busted the other guys eyebrow open shit might need some stitches too then another guy was in the pool with us looking like he was about to pass out so we thought he was drunk enough to kiss a guy so we convinced him that our other friend was his crush and almost got them to kiss lmao

Then that drunk guy went and yakked for like a solid hour

Then I yaked after that but I made it to a sink, shit was clogged and our semi sober friend cleaned that shit for me he was babysitting the other guy the whole time too

I said when he drinks his Mexican heritage comes out and he turns into a maid lmao

Our other friend kept saying "I am the one who knocks" in random ass scenarios with no context

Then we went to his theater room he played some Nicholas cage shit and when he left we changed it to baki cuz that shit goes hard but I left and went to sleep after 5 mins anyway

Then this guy's mom turned on the security system for some dumbass reason even though she knew there was 6 drunk kids so when one of them went to leave there was a loud ass alarm at 8am

Then we went and got some brekky at IHOP and laughed about the night and I told them about a story where my grandma was bartering the price of a rug and later said "we jew'd him down" to describe the deal she made and all the boys were dying laughing

Then my friend with the busted eye said his eyelid was turning black and I said "are you gonna start stealing shit" and everyone was laughing again

Boys I've become NT again it was so fun fuarkk

Next weekend well prob do it again

This niggas mom just let's us drink there and buys tequila for us lmao it's lit

Shit was so fun yakhis

Also my Hindu friend told me yakhi isn't a word so @currylightskin wtf is that lmao

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My NTness had declined heavily since covid

I didn't go out or do shit for a solid year and didn't go to school for 2 years but I met with some old homies at the gym and we went skating

So then last night my friend invited me to come drink at his house and i brought my own shit too cuz people leave alcohol in there carts and I work at a golf course so I get Hella free shit

I met my old friends who I didn't know drank at all I thought they were all straight edge asf but one of them is a full fucking alcoholic and the other is a thug ass nigga

So I was kinda out of place but then I got 2 shots in me and was chilling and of course took some more and a fireball minibottle and some beers

We were in my friends hot tub and this mf threw the floating thermometer thing and my friend was right behind him so he didn't see and busted the other guys eyebrow open shit might need some stitches too then another guy was in the pool with us looking like he was about to pass out so we thought he was drunk enough to kiss a guy so we convinced him that our other friend was his crush and almost got them to kiss lmao

Then that drunk guy went and yakked for like a solid hour

Then I yaked after that but I made it to a sink, shit was clogged and our semi sober friend cleaned that shit for me he was babysitting the other guy the whole time too

I said when he drinks his Mexican heritage comes out and he turns into a maid lmao

Our other friend kept saying "I am the one who knocks" in random ass scenarios with no context

Then we went to his theater room he played some Nicholas cage shit and when he left we changed it to baki cuz that shit goes hard but I left and went to sleep after 5 mins anyway

Then this guy's mom turned on the security system for some dumbass reason even though she knew there was 6 drunk kids so when one of them went to leave there was a loud ass alarm at 8am

Then we went and got some brekky at IHOP and laughed about the night and I told them about a story where my grandma was bartering the price of a rug and later said "we jew'd him down" to describe the deal she made and all the boys were dying laughing

Then my friend with the busted eye said his eyelid was turning black and I said "are you gonna start stealing shit" and everyone was laughing again

Boys I've become NT again it was so fun fuarkk

Next weekend well prob do it again

This niggas mom just let's us drink there and buys tequila for us lmao it's lit

Shit was so fun yakhis

Also my Hindu friend told me yakhi isn't a word so @currylightskin wtf is that lmao

@FreakkForLife

@Hiraeth

@Balding exPrettyboy

@predeterminism

@thompsonz

@FailedNormieManlet

@the BULL

@Vermilioncore

@Xangsane

@Lihito

@Growth Plate

@Rupert Pupkin

@8PSLcel

@PrinterAndFaxMachin

@alriodai

@RecessedChinCel

@Nameless_Sunflower

@gamma

@smvmaxxertilllate

@TeenAscender

@RoBobaFett999

@StuffedFrog
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All for me to not even read the title
 
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I had my post covid NT resurgence sometime in mid 2021
I used to be a gigaNT dabcart dealer but covid and being sober fucked it all up

Now I can smoke again and it's time to get litty 👹👹
 
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Our other friend kept saying "I am the one who knocks" in random ass scenarios with no context
damn right walter white GIF by Breaking Bad
 
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you dont live with your parents? i cant do this shit bro my friends ghosted me aftrr covid im all alone and brutally non nt i was only semi nt before covid but now im too far gone
 
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hot tub? theatre room? security system?

privileged american whiteboy confirmed. no wonder u are autistic.
 
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hot tub? theatre room? security system?

privileged american whiteboy confirmed. no wonder u are autistic.
That was my friends house, mine is much bigger and better.
 

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