Just have 90k liquid theorem

[Acquiescence]

Surgery Round 1: OBO, Tripod, Orbital Recontouring Implants, Cantho [40k]

2: Trimax, Jaw Angles [25k]

3: Lateral Commissuroplasty, Lip Lift, Lip Filler [15k??]

4: Periorbital Fat Grafts [5k]

5: HT [5k]

Oh yea forgot the cost of inevitable revisions, missed paychecks from unpaid work leave spending weeks in recovery, hotel stays, flights, food, and the yearly price inflation of every surgery!

The end result:

Retirement portfolio this whole time:

Your age:

Opinion of your friends, peers, colleagues, parents, and the forum:

But hey, guess what! There’s nothing else to do but rot on some jobsite for the next 40 years pulling cable so why not try to ascend!!!

Brb gotta go wage again


@Sicilian Cyclops @Prøphet

 

[Sicilian Cyclops]

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[Prøphet]

So brutal you have to laugh so you don’t cry, years of straight wage slavery just to pay off the congenital face debt you were born in, all while some 6’3 Chad 17 year old makes 20x your salary selling courses on thumbpulling and skincare to normies

 

[Lookologist003]

You know you always make very adult threads. It's a breath of fresh air in current Looksmax because these teenage incels have no idea how hard life is going to kick their ass.

Oh and don't forget no POGER. No Pot Of Gold at the End of the Rainbow. Even when you do all this, there's no guarantee that you'll find a wife who will love you and give you a future to look forward to. If she's Zoomer, she's going to have slept with tens of men who were better looking than you are, and you'll always be in comparison to them. When she hits her midlife crisis in or around 2040, the divorce is in the post, and the kids are given to her, and you're stranded all alone again, this time with no chance to start over or looksmax because your age is against you. Men are most likely to kill themselves at middle age.

all while some 6’3 Chad 17 year old makes 20x your salary selling courses on thumbpulling and skincare to normies

Mhm. Yeah man. And Austin Wayne's children are going to inherit the fortune, so when they're not as good looking as him or not as 6'6 as him, they can at least never have to work to get their bimax.

 

[Acquiescence]

You know you always make very adult threads. It's a breath of fresh air in current Looksmax because these teenage incels have no idea how hard life is going to kick their ass.

Oh and don't forget no POGER. No Pot Of Gold at the End of the Rainbow. Even when you do all this, there's no guarantee that you'll find a wife who will love you and give you a future to look forward to. If she's Zoomer, she's going to have slept with tens of men who were better looking than you are, and you'll always be in comparison to them. When she hits her midlife crisis in or around 2040, the divorce is in the post, and the kids are given to her, and you're stranded all alone again, this time with no chance to start over or looksmax because your age is against you. Men are most likely to kill themselves at middle age.

Extremely brutal but true

It’s best to come to terms with just how over it is early and prepare to cope for the rest of your life. Treat all this looksmaxxing bullshit as an interesting side hobby with no guarantees of meaningful return