karmacitathugmaxx
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How many times have you heard tiktokcels yappin bout sum 'just hop on test bro' 
After all, test is cheap as fuck, you can get like 10 grams for $50.
Well, it doesn't take very long to find out that trying to run a test cycle without hgh and insulin is lowk a waste of time because you will lose most of your gains after you hop off. Nor does it take long to learn about the havoc that injecting all ts can cause in your body if you try to raw dog it.
If dirt cheap labs turns out to somehow be legit, you can get this bloodwork for $87 (*SHBG is included in the test panel btw)
But normally, to get all of these tests will be between 300-400 dollars. Assuming you're on a 100 day bulk cycle, you'll probably be tested 3 or 4 times. So best case scenario you're out 350, worst case around a thousand... And you haven't even factored in body composition testing or bought any of the actual roids yet
For 720 IU of gh (enough for 100 days assuming you lose 5-10 percent to vial sticking), you're likely to be set back another 300. Luckily insulin is much cheaper, 720 IU is only around 50. (But you'll have to allot a couple more dimes for glucose monitoring if youre popping your slin hymen)
So after getting the roids and labs, we're already sitting on a minimum of $750 in losses, and we haven't even gotten into the harm reduction compounds...
For additional injectables
glutathione (to combat cell damage) - At an average of 300mg per day, thats another 175
HCG (if you want to keep your balls active) - 50K IU is around 75, not sure its worth the savings to try and buy less
bringing us up already to a full comma. And now for all the fucking pills...
Prescription meds
You should not go over 200 for all of these
Isotret (If you haven't already run this) - Can get 1 gram for 20, which corresponds to a 10mg daily dose. people may buy 1-4 packs
Ezetimibe (prevent cholesterol accumulation) - Fairly cheap, at 5 mg a day about 15.
Dutasteride (DHT suppression) - Can get 100 mg for 20, most people would probably buy 2 packs
Telmisartan (heart and kidney protection) - At 40 mg per day, its around 15... but some people may dose higher
Raloxifene (for gyno dissolution) - Depending on how long you take it for, between 20 and 40 dollars. [Some people will switch to AI if the cycle is spiking their estrogen too much, this is around the same price]
OTC supplements
You shouldn't be spending more than 200 for all of these either
Glucosamine (joint protection) - 20
NAC (glutathione enhancer) - 20
astaxanthin (skin protector) - 25
general health (you should lowk already have these)
omega3 - 40
Vitamin C/D/K - 40
coq10 (if necessary) - 30
So to 'just hop on test bro', you have to budget a bare minimum of 1250 USD. And probably closer to 1700
These crazy ass cycles that some ngas be runnin out here pushing 2 bands...
So yeah just hop on test u broke ass nga
After all, test is cheap as fuck, you can get like 10 grams for $50.Well, it doesn't take very long to find out that trying to run a test cycle without hgh and insulin is lowk a waste of time because you will lose most of your gains after you hop off. Nor does it take long to learn about the havoc that injecting all ts can cause in your body if you try to raw dog it.
If dirt cheap labs turns out to somehow be legit, you can get this bloodwork for $87 (*SHBG is included in the test panel btw)
But normally, to get all of these tests will be between 300-400 dollars. Assuming you're on a 100 day bulk cycle, you'll probably be tested 3 or 4 times. So best case scenario you're out 350, worst case around a thousand... And you haven't even factored in body composition testing or bought any of the actual roids yet
For 720 IU of gh (enough for 100 days assuming you lose 5-10 percent to vial sticking), you're likely to be set back another 300. Luckily insulin is much cheaper, 720 IU is only around 50. (But you'll have to allot a couple more dimes for glucose monitoring if youre popping your slin hymen)
So after getting the roids and labs, we're already sitting on a minimum of $750 in losses, and we haven't even gotten into the harm reduction compounds...
For additional injectables
glutathione (to combat cell damage) - At an average of 300mg per day, thats another 175
HCG (if you want to keep your balls active) - 50K IU is around 75, not sure its worth the savings to try and buy less
bringing us up already to a full comma. And now for all the fucking pills...
Prescription meds
You should not go over 200 for all of these
Isotret (If you haven't already run this) - Can get 1 gram for 20, which corresponds to a 10mg daily dose. people may buy 1-4 packs
Ezetimibe (prevent cholesterol accumulation) - Fairly cheap, at 5 mg a day about 15.
Dutasteride (DHT suppression) - Can get 100 mg for 20, most people would probably buy 2 packs
Telmisartan (heart and kidney protection) - At 40 mg per day, its around 15... but some people may dose higher
Raloxifene (for gyno dissolution) - Depending on how long you take it for, between 20 and 40 dollars. [Some people will switch to AI if the cycle is spiking their estrogen too much, this is around the same price]
OTC supplements
You shouldn't be spending more than 200 for all of these either
Glucosamine (joint protection) - 20
NAC (glutathione enhancer) - 20
astaxanthin (skin protector) - 25
general health (you should lowk already have these)
omega3 - 40
Vitamin C/D/K - 40
coq10 (if necessary) - 30
So to 'just hop on test bro', you have to budget a bare minimum of 1250 USD. And probably closer to 1700
These crazy ass cycles that some ngas be runnin out here pushing 2 bands...
So yeah just hop on test u broke ass nga
