Just Invest in the Joos Theory

[Alienmaxxer]

Invested $1000 in an Israeli defense company today. Elbit systems maxxing. Just got a 279 million dollar contract. Got cucked by the exchange rate to usd but the Joos will make me proud, I know they will.

If you know da Joos are in charge why not invest in some Jooish companies?

 

[jeoyw9192]

Invested $1000 in an Israeli defense company today. Elbit systems maxxing. Just got a 279 million dollar contract. Got cucked by the exchange rate to usd but the Joos will make me proud, I know they will.

If you know da Joos are in charge why not invest in some Jooish companies?

Nice larp

 

[Alienmaxxer]

Nice larp

What's the larp? Elbit systems stock when converted to canadian monopoly money is over a thousand per share. Note this was written before the Drumpf news about joining the war. "Conveniently" went up since then (7% yesterday).

Though it was a meme because I got cucked on the exchange rate, first time investing and the account I was investing on was cucked by my bank to only carry Canadian currency.

 

[jeoyw9192]

What's the larp? Elbit systems stock when converted to canadian monopoly money is over a thousand per share. Note this was written before the Drumpf news about joining the war. "Conveniently" went up since then (7% yesterday).

Though it was a meme because I got cucked on the exchange rate, first time investing and the account I was investing on was cucked by my bank to only carry Canadian currency.

How does the 279 million dollar contract work then

 

[yvesxyves]

There is a board for finance bhai

 

[Alienmaxxer]

How does the 279 million dollar contract work then

Bruh I didn't get the contract, the company did jfl. Now pls rep bhai

 

[Alienmaxxer]

There is a board for finance bhai

Invested over 20K in TQQQ. Bought an extra thousand today during the dip this morning. Drumpf better not cuck me.

 

[jeoyw9192]

Bruh I didn't get the contract, the company did jfl. Now pls rep bhai

Ah shit I'm a dumbass; what do u reckon u'll get from it tho

 

[Alienmaxxer]

Ah shit I'm a dumbass; what do u reckon I'll get from it tho

Depends on your faith in da joos and how much money you put in. Da joos have cucked the west so might as well take advantage, especially if you're american and not playing with monopoly money.