JimmyDreamsOfZygos
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God this literally just happened, exclusive late night rare jimmydreamsofzygos story time for sleepycels and curries just waking up. Today was my first night out in a minute and I’m with my boys at this barcade type venue, very run down though it looked shitty, and we see this drunk guy stumbling over to multiple groups, harassing them and then his dumb ass comes over to us and he interrupts our conversation and starts grabbing and trying to talk as shit from the jump. He was mumbling too but his breath was so bad and his cuck friend just stood behind him and apologized like a bitch as he talked shit. I was in his face but they pulled me back so I just let it go cuz I really didnt wanna get banned or have the workers call the cops.
But when we got outside we saw him still on his bullshit just talking shit to random people so we waited for him to come to us again and lowkey taunted him. His dumbass fully walked up to us again and started talking shit, but the guy was so fucking drunk he didn’t even recognize us
, so he pushes my friend who clocks him and then we start beating the fuck out of him 
and his boys have to come and beg us to stop they didn’t even get involved at all. I got some good hits in and also lectured him too about how drunk he was but I was drunk as fuck too so I was more so just fucking with him because I hated him.
Im ngl it feels so fucking good and I’m so happy he’s gonna be feeling those hits for the next 3-6 days for being a drunk retard. I also now know why people jump others now it’s free guaranteed fun with like no risk. He had a mug but it was so easy to smack it out of his hands, he was like 30 so I know he’s gonna be humiliated when he sobers up. Cuck basementcels couldn’t even dream (lol) of doing something this based. I’m a vigilante he’s never doing anything close to this retarded ever again in his life, and I feel reborn.
But when we got outside we saw him still on his bullshit just talking shit to random people so we waited for him to come to us again and lowkey taunted him. His dumbass fully walked up to us again and started talking shit, but the guy was so fucking drunk he didn’t even recognize us
, so he pushes my friend who clocks him and then we start beating the fuck out of him and his boys have to come and beg us to stop they didn’t even get involved at all. I got some good hits in and also lectured him too about how drunk he was but I was drunk as fuck too so I was more so just fucking with him because I hated him.Im ngl it feels so fucking good and I’m so happy he’s gonna be feeling those hits for the next 3-6 days for being a drunk retard. I also now know why people jump others now it’s free guaranteed fun with like no risk. He had a mug but it was so easy to smack it out of his hands, he was like 30 so I know he’s gonna be humiliated when he sobers up
. Cuck basementcels couldn’t even dream (lol) of doing something this based. I’m a vigilante he’s never doing anything close to this retarded ever again in his life, and I feel reborn.
